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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • B Offline
      buds
      last edited by

      My DD2 as you all already know is one full of questions... Yup. Bursting wif

      questions every milli-second i think.. :roll: Aniwaes, i always try to answer
      her with satisfying answers and not just ones to shut her up cos i know
      err many many more will come after the shut-up-answers. 😢

      Here's one... or one of the many rather. :politebleah:

      Hubs : How long is this gonna take?

      Me : Not much longer now i suppose..

      DD2 : Why? Do you need to do something? Do i need to rush? I want mommy..

      Hubs : Well, you're not the only one. I need mommy too. :evil:

      DD2 : Wei.. this is homework you know. Doncha know how important
      homework is? I must be responsible for my work. So i need mommy
      to help me with it so that i can hand it up to teacher tomorrow. And...
      :evil: .... i'm not going to rush my work cos i'll be careless with it and
      i will have to do corrections which will take even more of my time... &
      wasting of time is not good. So..... what do YOU need mommy for?

      Hubs : :roll: I don't hafta answer your question. I'm your dad. I say i
      need mommy means i need her. You got 5 minutes to wrap this up.

      DD2 : What? Mom!!!

      Me : (Diplomatically) Sweetie, i'll see what daddy needs and i WILL
      continue helping you later. Do the ones you know first and i'll be right
      out.

      DD2 : Buuutt...

      Hubs : šŸ˜› Naaah naaah naaah poo poo..

      DD2 : Mine is more important! What if i get tired? What if i fall asleep?
      Then i won't finish this on time! Mom, please... :please:

      Hubs : 5 minutes up!

      DD2 : Awwww... (reluctantly picking up her stuff) šŸ˜ž

      Hubs : Come here wifey.. i need you.

      DD2 : He still didn't say for what? :roll: (Trudging away)

      Hubs : Oh.. close the door and lock before you leave too yah?

      DD2 : Why?

      Hubs : Cos i said so.

      DD2 : Yah i know you said so... but why?

      Hubs : Are you gonna do it or not? Then i won't let mommy go
      out of the room to help you later.. :laugh:

      Me : :roll: (This will never end...)

      Me : Err... mebbe daddy wants a kiss kiss muah muuah sweetie..
      I promise i WILL be out in a jiff.

      Hubs : Hey, i didn't say it will be a jiff.. No fair.

      Me : :lol:

      DD2 : But mommmm.... didn't you say you didn't want anymore kids?

      DD2 : You ARE already pregnant with the 3rd one for goodness sake!

      DD2 : You adults are confusing me... :roll:
      (finally walking out... albeit very frustrated-ly...)

      Hubs and I : (Looking @ each other...) 😐 and then.... :rotflmao:

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        BlurBee
        last edited by

        buds:

        DD2 : But mommmm.... didn't you say you didn't want anymore kids?

        DD2 : You ARE already pregnant with the 3rd one for goodness sake!

        DD2 : You adults are confusing me... :roll:
        (finally walking out... albeit very frustrated-ly...)
        :rotflmao:

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        • A Offline
          Andaiz
          last edited by

          BlurBee:
          buds:


          DD2 : But mommmm.... didn't you say you didn't want anymore kids?

          DD2 : You ARE already pregnant with the 3rd one for goodness sake!

          DD2 : You adults are confusing me... :roll:
          (finally walking out... albeit very frustrated-ly...)

          :rotflmao:

          Awwwww, don't I miss her antics! How's the pg, buds jie?

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            RRMummy
            last edited by

            buds:
            DD2 : But mommmm.... didn't you say you didn't want anymore kids?


            DD2 : You ARE already pregnant with the 3rd one for goodness sake!

            DD2 : You adults are confusing me... :roll:
            (finally walking out... albeit very frustrated-ly...)

            Hubs and I : (Looking @ each other...) 😐 and then.... :rotflmao:
            :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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            • B Offline
              buds
              last edited by

              Andaiz:
              Awwwww, don't I miss her antics!

              Yup, she and her antics hawrite.. :roll:
              Can't stand her sometimes..
              Andaiz:
              How's the pg, buds jie?
              Pg is stable now, thankfully.. šŸ™
              Just gotta wait for it to pop now..
              that's all. :lol:

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                buds
                last edited by

                RRMummy:
                :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

                You don't wonder no more right, why she's my angelic little monkey? šŸ˜‰

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                  RRMummy
                  last edited by

                  buds:
                  RRMummy:

                  :rotflmao: :rotflmao:


                  You don't wonder no more right, why she's my angelic little monkey? šŸ˜‰

                  yeah, and your lil angelic monkey very sharp eh.. šŸ˜‰

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                  • B Offline
                    buds
                    last edited by

                    Think she knows too much.. :evil:

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                    • R Offline
                      RRMummy
                      last edited by

                      buds:
                      Think she knows too much.. :evil:

                      :faint: but i'm not surprised... :lol: :lol: :lol:

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                        buds
                        last edited by

                        Whhhhhyyyy....? :evil:

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