Kids say the darnest things...

[smurf]

Asking ds1 (5.5 yo) to quickly finish his meal. Can take 2 hrs kind.


Smurf: your food is not moving!
Ds1: of course not moving lah! Food cannot walk wat, how to move??!!
Smurf: :stupid:

[BlurBee]

smurf:

Asking ds1 (5.5 yo) to quickly finish his meal. Can take 2 hrs kind.


Smurf: your food is not moving!
Ds1: of course not moving lah! Food cannot walk wat, how to move??!!
Smurf: :stupid:

:rotflmao:

[trileets]

remember once when kid was young, about 3 +, after reading to him the story about the 3 little pigs..



I : \" So after listening to this story about the 3 pigs, which one would you want to be?\"
I was hoping to hear that he'll aspire to be like the courageous one, the 3rd pig. After DS thought and hesitated for a while..

DS \" Erm, I think I want to be the farmer who gave the things to the pigs because he doesn't need to meet the wolf. I'm scared of the wolf\"
:stupid:

[BlurBee]

trileets:

DS \" Erm, I think I want to be the farmer who gave the things to the pigs because he doesn't need to meet the wolf. I'm scared of the wolf\"

:rotflmao:

[buds]

Driving home from an outing with gramps this morning,

we saw many cars with \"L\" (Learners) plate going abt
the streets. Then, DD2 suddenly became curious and
asked this question out loud...

DD2 : Why do they say thank you for your panties @ the back of the cars?

All of us in the car : :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

DD2 : Do they mean to say they gotta give their panties to learn driving?

All of us in the car : SILENCE.

Then... :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

DD1 : It's \"patience\"... you silly... not panties. :roll:

Me : I honestly don't think any parents would allow their children to enrol
at this driving centre if their daughters were to give their panties to the
driving instructors. :roll:

[BlurBee]

buds:

DD2 : Why do they say thank you for your panties @ the back of the cars?

:rotflmao:

[KoalaMummy]

smurf:

Asking ds1 (5.5 yo) to quickly finish his meal. Can take 2 hrs kind.


Smurf: your food is not moving!
Ds1: of course not moving lah! Food cannot walk wat, how to move??!!
Smurf: :stupid:

reminded me of my ds...

my ds was playing with his pen while doing his homework.
me : can you stop playing your pen, put it down and start doing your work.
he : how can i do my work if i put down my pen... :x

[BlurBee]

KoalaMummy:

my ds was playing with his pen while doing his homework.

me : can you stop playing your pen, put it down and start doing your work.
he : how can i do my work if i put down my pen... :x

:rotflmao:

[pebble]

My 9 years old boy asked :\" Mummy, can I change my butt ?\"

I asked : \"Why ? \"
DS : \" My old one has a crack in it !\"
He said he read this in one of the Joke books . :stupid:

[BlurBee]

pebble:

My 9 years old boy asked :\" Mummy, can I change my butt ?\"

I asked : \"Why ? \"
DS : \" My old one has a crack in it !\"
He said he read this in one of the Joke books . :stupid:

:faint:
:rotflmao: