Kids say the darnest things...

[buds]

Driving home from an outing with gramps this morning,

we saw many cars with \"L\" (Learners) plate going abt
the streets. Then, DD2 suddenly became curious and
asked this question out loud...

DD2 : Why do they say thank you for your panties @ the back of the cars?

All of us in the car : :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

DD2 : Do they mean to say they gotta give their panties to learn driving?

All of us in the car : SILENCE.

Then... :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

DD1 : It's \"patience\"... you silly... not panties. :roll:

Me : I honestly don't think any parents would allow their children to enrol
at this driving centre if their daughters were to give their panties to the
driving instructors. :roll:

[BlurBee]

buds:

DD2 : Why do they say thank you for your panties @ the back of the cars?

:rotflmao:

[KoalaMummy]

smurf:

Asking ds1 (5.5 yo) to quickly finish his meal. Can take 2 hrs kind.


Smurf: your food is not moving!
Ds1: of course not moving lah! Food cannot walk wat, how to move??!!
Smurf: :stupid:

reminded me of my ds...

my ds was playing with his pen while doing his homework.
me : can you stop playing your pen, put it down and start doing your work.
he : how can i do my work if i put down my pen... :x

[BlurBee]

KoalaMummy:

my ds was playing with his pen while doing his homework.

me : can you stop playing your pen, put it down and start doing your work.
he : how can i do my work if i put down my pen... :x

:rotflmao:

[pebble]

My 9 years old boy asked :\" Mummy, can I change my butt ?\"

I asked : \"Why ? \"
DS : \" My old one has a crack in it !\"
He said he read this in one of the Joke books . :stupid:

[BlurBee]

pebble:

My 9 years old boy asked :\" Mummy, can I change my butt ?\"

I asked : \"Why ? \"
DS : \" My old one has a crack in it !\"
He said he read this in one of the Joke books . :stupid:

:faint:
:rotflmao:

[buds]

DD2 : Mom! I need you here!


Me : Why?

DD2 : It's important! I want to watch this show
but it states that Parents or Guardians must be
around to explain to the children about it...

Children cannot watch this on their own, i need
supervision!

Me : Where does it state so?

DD2 : There! At the corner of the TV... PG.. See!

Me : It's Parental Guidance lar... parents are supposed
to be around to guide their kids while watching certain
shows.

DD2 : It's the same lar.. :roll: .. guardian... guidance...
It's the same..

Me : Hahaa! Wrong oredi, malu! :laugh: ( Me bad hor.. :oops: )

Oh well.... she got the gist of it right.

[jedamum]

buds:

DD2 : Mom! I need you here!


Me : Why?

DD2 : It's important! I want to watch this show
but it states that Parents or Guardians must be
around to explain to the children about it...

Children cannot watch this on their own, i need
supervision!

lolz.
i have something similar to share about ds1.
when he was younger, once, we took him out to the shopping mall and he ran to one of the kiddy rides and then ran back to us, telling us that we must watch him play if not he can't play at all cos 'children under 7yo need adult supervision' as stated on the ride.

[tutormum]

I was explaining to my K2 student the meaning of 'wedding anniversary'.

Me: It's just like your birthday which comes around once a year. Once a person is married for a year, he'll celebrate his wedding anniversary. If he's married for 2 years, that'll be his second anniversary.
Student: :idea: So if I'm married, I'll will have a wedding anniversary every year.
Me: Yes, that's right
Student: What if I married the wrong girl?
Me: :shock: :?

[mrswongtuition]

tutormum:

I was explaining to my K2 student the meaning of 'wedding anniversary'.

Me: It's just like your birthday which comes around once a year. Once a person is married for a year, he'll celebrate his wedding anniversary. If he's married for 2 years, that'll be his second anniversary.
Student: :idea: So if I'm married, I'll will have a wedding anniversary every year.
Me: Yes, that's right
Student: What if I married the wrong girl?
Me: :shock: :?

:celebrate: to your student! hahahaha!
I love it when my students tell me such things... Really makes my day with their innocence and wits.