Kids say the darnest things...

[Angelight]

My 3-year-old DD who has been fully toilet trained before she turns 3, occasionally wets her bed. Previously she would cry out for us if she wet her bed in the middle of night.


But last night was an exception. She actually slept through wetting her bed, and we only discovered her damp pants and bed when she woke up.
I asked her if she knew she had wetted the bed, she replied very innocently, \"No Mummy, I didn't pee pee on the bed. Somebody watered on my bed last night!\" :slapshead:

Not sure if she really was unaware that she peed on her bed in her sleep, or she just cooked up a story cos she is afraid I would scold her for wetting her bed. :?

[doublesmile10]

jedamum:

tutormum:

Was teaching my P3 gender.


Me: What's masculine for duck?
Student: duchess
Me: What's feminine for hero?
Student: superwoman
Me: What's feminine for cock?
Student (pointing to his private part) : Hi, :shock: there's no female part for this!
Me: :roll: :faint:

:rotflmao:

HAHAHAHA this is hilarious!! :rotflmao:

[janet88]

Daughter going P1 from tomorrow.


Daughter: Am I going to school tomorrow ? Do I have to wear the pinafore ?

Me: Yes, you’re going to P1 and yes, you have to wear the pinafore everyday.

Daughter: What ? I have to wear the pinafore everyday ? Will I look toot ? That pinafore looks ugly.
Oh yes, daddy showed me the picture of my form teacher. She looks so old. Can she teach ?

[Mrs Ang]

janet_lee88:

Oh yes, daddy showed me the picture of my form teacher. She looks so old. Can she teach ?

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[mambobb]

RRMummy:

I've heard it from others before and I kena my turn yesterday..


DD2 : Mummy, I don't know how is it when you get married with Papa. Why you didn't bring me there?

I kena yesterday too when my DD1, 3yo, saw the wedding photo on the table.

DD1: Mummy, why I am not inside?
Mummy: :shock: Becoz I have not given birth to you yet.
DD1: Why?
Mummy: Mummy has to get marry to your daddy first before I can have you. Now you are here, as well as Didi right? :roll:
DD1: Yes. But I want to be in there.

[Happy Mama]

tutormum:

Was teaching my P3 gender.


Me: What's masculine for duck?
Student: duchess
Me: What's feminine for hero?
Student: superwoman
Me: What's feminine for cock?
Student (pointing to his private part) : Hi, :shock: there's no female part for this!
Me: :roll: :faint:

That's a good one! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[Happy Mama]

DD was doing her Maths homework and I was going through her work when I saw 1 page not done.


I asked her \"why didn't you do this page\" She replied \"teacher said no need to do\"

I asked \"are you sure\" and she said \"really\"...

I didn't believe and kept asking her the same question until the last part when she looked at me SO sweetly and said \"Mummy, I was the one who went to school, not you....\"

I went like \"OOPS!\" and immediately kept quiet!

Kids say the darnest things and I didn't know to be angry or to laugh at her response! Hahaha!! :lol: :lol:

[BlurBee]

Happy Mama:

DD was doing her Maths homework and I was going through her work when I saw 1 page not done.


I asked her \"why didn't you do this page\" She replied \"teacher said no need to do\"

I asked \"are you sure\" and she said \"really\"...

I didn't believe and kept asking her the same question until the last part when she looked at me SO sweetly and said \"Mummy, I was the one who went to school, not you....\"

I went like \"OOPS!\" and immediately kept quiet!

Kids say the darnest things and I didn't know to be angry or to laugh at her response! Hahaha!! :lol: :lol:

:lol:

[smurf]

Was using siwukuaidu Chinese book to teach ds1 some Chinese words, as he is very poor in Chinese.


We were at lesson 4 or 5, there is a word called 牛, so I associate this word with 奶. So I asked him, what do you drink sometimes? So he answered 牛奶. Very good right?

Ok, we went on to another page, the word is 大牛.

He mixed up 牛and 奶.

Smurf: what is this? (pointing to 大牛)
Ds1: erm, erm, 大......奶!

[Happy Mama]

smurf:

Was using siwukuaidu Chinese book to teach ds1 some Chinese words, as he is very poor in Chinese.


We were at lesson 4 or 5, there is a word called 牛, so I associate this word with 奶. So I asked him, what do you drink sometimes? So he answered 牛奶. Very good right?

Ok, we went on to another page, the word is 大牛.

He mixed up 牛and 奶.

Smurf: what is this? (pointing to 大牛)
Ds1: erm, erm, 大......奶!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: