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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • A Offline
      autumnbronze
      last edited by

      buds:
      We had the car that weekend and DD2 was sitting in the back seat

      with me and baby. I had to breast feed the baby when he woke up
      when suddenly we reached a hump.

      DD2 : Wow. Baby's having milkshake.
      :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: ...

      That is REALLY a good one, sista!!

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      • B Offline
        buds
        last edited by

        Yeh.. you bet! :roll:


        More where that came from..

        Ya know what i mean.. πŸ˜‰

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          buds
          last edited by

          Hubs came back all frustrated :frustrated: with his boss and

          was ranting :rant: away endlessly and... ehem... :idea: ...
          as usual forgot to be mindful of those sharp ears of our
          lil' elves who were... around... :roll:

          Hubs : .... *rant mode* ... :rant: ... :slapshead: ... :rant: ...

          Hubs : He's an idiot! :nunchuk:

          DD1 : *wide eyed* :shock:

          DD2 : *wide eyed* Gasp! :whut:

          Hubs : ... *still on rant mode* ... :stupid: ... :rant: ... :nunchuk: ... :rant: ... :frustrated: ... :pokeeye: ... :rant: ...

          Hubs : NO! Make that, A Stupid Idiot!

          DD1 & DD2 : GASP!! :!:

          Hubs : *yes... :roll: ... still on rant mode ... :rant: :frustrated: ... :spank: ... :rant: ... :gloomy: ...

          Hubs : Oh no no NO!!! Make that.. He's a Bloody Stupid Idiot! :torchme:

          DD1 & DD2 : :whut: :!: :faint:

          DD2 : Daddy!!! :x Sssshh! Not in front of the kids! :roll:

          Hubs : 😐

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            jtoh
            last edited by

            autumnbronze:
            buds:

            We had the car that weekend and DD2 was sitting in the back seat

            with me and baby. I had to breast feed the baby when he woke up
            when suddenly we reached a hump.

            DD2 : Wow. Baby's having milkshake.

            :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: ...

            That is REALLY a good one, sista!!

            :lol: :lol: :lol:

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            • J Offline
              jtoh
              last edited by

              buds, :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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              • M Offline
                Mum1113
                last edited by

                One night after nice shower, 4 yo DD sat on my lap and looked straight into mummy's eyes...


                DD : mummy, is my name \"Huang xx\"
                Mummy : yes dear...
                DD : what about da-ge , er-ge , daddy and ye-ye ?
                Mummy : Yes all \"Huang xx\"....
                DD : mummy, so sad for you , you are not \"Huang xx\"....

                Am I to 😒 or :love: .....my sweetie pie , will choose the latter :love:

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                  BlurBee
                  last edited by

                  buds:
                  We had the car that weekend and DD2 was sitting in the back seat

                  with me and baby. I had to breast feed the baby when he woke up
                  when suddenly we reached a hump.

                  DD2 : Wow. Baby's having milkshake.
                  :rotflmao:

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                    ANobleNerd
                    last edited by

                    This just happened at dinner...


                    DH: Do you know who's Justin Bieber's girlfriend?
                    Me: He has a girlfriend meh?
                    DH: Ya, Justin Bieber's girlfriend is ah girl's favourite character from Barney.
                    DD (loudly and incredulously): BABY BOP??

                    Of course, DH meant Selena Gomez, who was acting in the Barney series when she was younger. :lol:

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                      smurf
                      last edited by

                      This is so funny:


                      http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?xl=xl_blazer&v=CTOPXoDjhng

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                        Joule
                        last edited by

                        There is a saying, you can con a con, you can fool a fool, but you can’t kid a kid.

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