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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      Laughing
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      That's so lovely! :rahrah:

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        smurf
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        Went out to have lunch with ds2 who is 3. I told him I'm not hungry so dun want to eat anything.


        Smurf: I dun want to eat lah, quite full.
        Ds2: no, cannot. You must eat more rice then you can grow up big big, etc (sounds familiar??).
        smurf: erm, I already very 'big', no need to grow anymore. 😐

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          Happy Mama
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          smurf:
          Went out to have lunch with ds2 who is 3. I told him I'm not hungry so dun want to eat anything.


          Smurf: I dun want to eat lah, quite full.
          Ds2: no, cannot. You must eat more rice then you can grow up big big, etc (sounds familiar??).
          smurf: erm, I already very 'big', no need to grow anymore. 😐
          :lol: :lol: :lol: Indeed a familiar phrase to us \"eat more to grow big big\". :celebrate:

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            Happy Mama
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            SAHM_TAN:
            BB was getting cranky, so I asked DD to play with her while I finished up some housework.


            BB was getting excited when her big sis played with her and started to move her arms about and accidentally slapped or scratched DD. Instead of complaining like what she does when DS disturbed her, she said, looked how much bb loves me.
            So sweet. This is called positive thinking. :love:

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              zilleus
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              darnest guys

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                SAHM_TAN
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                An innocent subject turned RA


                DH: DS is getting taller.
                DS: Yes, I'm getting taller.
                DD: I'm taller than di di, I'm at mummy's breast xxxx!
                Me: You are at my breast what?
                DD: Breast meat!
                Me: HUH????
                At this point DD came to stand infront of me and say see at your breast meat.
                Me: The correct term is chest level. :rotflmao:
                BTW both still in kindy

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                  SAHM_TAN
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                  jessicawongcs:
                  i was teaching DS on using words like tall, taller, big, bigger, etc... After awhile i asked him


                  Me: Who is fatter? DS or mommy?
                  DS: No, mommy isnt fat, just that DS is slimmer

                  :lol: :lol: :lol:
                  A diplomat in the making

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                    SAHM_TAN
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                    jessicawongcs:
                    at the coffee shop near our place, always there in the morning...


                    DS asked the coffee uncle with big tummy: \"Uncle, when will ur baby come out? (point at uncle's tummy) my aunty's baby already come out but why yours took so long?\"

                    :!: :lol:
                    :rotflmao:

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                      BlurBee
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                      smurf:
                      Went out to have lunch with ds2 who is 3. I told him I'm not hungry so dun want to eat anything.


                      Smurf: I dun want to eat lah, quite full.
                      Ds2: no, cannot. You must eat more rice then you can grow up big big, etc (sounds familiar??).
                      smurf: erm, I already very 'big', no need to grow anymore. 😐
                      :lol:

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                        BlurBee
                        last edited by

                        SAHM_TAN:
                        An innocent subject turned RA


                        DH: DS is getting taller.
                        DS: Yes, I'm getting taller.
                        DD: I'm taller than di di, I'm at mummy's breast xxxx!
                        Me: You are at my breast what?
                        DD: Breast meat!
                        Me: HUH????
                        At this point DD came to stand infront of me and say see at your breast meat.
                        Me: The correct term is chest level. :rotflmao:
                        BTW both still in kindy
                        :rotflmao:

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