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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      Ivy Ang Siow Kia
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      hahahah....quite true for my husband....hahhah.. :rotflmao:

      ANobleNerd:
      When my eldest was in preschool and learning to spell, he learnt to spell mummy first.

      One morning, while waiting for dh get ready for work, we played at spelling.

      Me: So how do you spell mummy?
      DS: M-U-M-M-Y
      Me: Good boy! Do you think you can spell daddy?
      DS: D...?
      Me (encouragingly): Yes...
      DS (with confidence and flourish): D-U-M-M-Y!

      šŸ‘…

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        Ivy Ang Siow Kia
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        Mrsbongz:
        lol.. my son said something similar a few yrs ago..


        DS: mommy, when i grow up i want to marry u
        DH: but wat abt me? Mommy's already married me..
        Ds: by then u old n die already mah.. never mind wat...
        :shock: LOL!!
        lol :rotflmao:

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          EatNonStop
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          so funny..hahaha :rotflmao:

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            SAHM_TAN
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            BB was getting cranky, so I asked DD to play with her while I finished up some housework.


            BB was getting excited when her big sis played with her and started to move her arms about and accidentally slapped or scratched DD. Instead of complaining like what she does when DS disturbed her, she said, looked how much bb loves me.

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              Laughing
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              That's so lovely! :rahrah:

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                smurf
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                Went out to have lunch with ds2 who is 3. I told him I'm not hungry so dun want to eat anything.


                Smurf: I dun want to eat lah, quite full.
                Ds2: no, cannot. You must eat more rice then you can grow up big big, etc (sounds familiar??).
                smurf: erm, I already very 'big', no need to grow anymore. 😐

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                  Happy Mama
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                  smurf:
                  Went out to have lunch with ds2 who is 3. I told him I'm not hungry so dun want to eat anything.


                  Smurf: I dun want to eat lah, quite full.
                  Ds2: no, cannot. You must eat more rice then you can grow up big big, etc (sounds familiar??).
                  smurf: erm, I already very 'big', no need to grow anymore. 😐
                  :lol: :lol: :lol: Indeed a familiar phrase to us \"eat more to grow big big\". :celebrate:

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                    Happy Mama
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                    SAHM_TAN:
                    BB was getting cranky, so I asked DD to play with her while I finished up some housework.


                    BB was getting excited when her big sis played with her and started to move her arms about and accidentally slapped or scratched DD. Instead of complaining like what she does when DS disturbed her, she said, looked how much bb loves me.
                    So sweet. This is called positive thinking. :love:

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                      zilleus
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                      darnest guys

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                        SAHM_TAN
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                        An innocent subject turned RA


                        DH: DS is getting taller.
                        DS: Yes, I'm getting taller.
                        DD: I'm taller than di di, I'm at mummy's breast xxxx!
                        Me: You are at my breast what?
                        DD: Breast meat!
                        Me: HUH????
                        At this point DD came to stand infront of me and say see at your breast meat.
                        Me: The correct term is chest level. :rotflmao:
                        BTW both still in kindy

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