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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      ANobleNerd
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      This just happened at dinner...


      DH: Do you know who's Justin Bieber's girlfriend?
      Me: He has a girlfriend meh?
      DH: Ya, Justin Bieber's girlfriend is ah girl's favourite character from Barney.
      DD (loudly and incredulously): BABY BOP??

      Of course, DH meant Selena Gomez, who was acting in the Barney series when she was younger. :lol:

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        smurf
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        This is so funny:


        http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?xl=xl_blazer&v=CTOPXoDjhng

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          Joule
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          There is a saying, you can con a con, you can fool a fool, but you can’t kid a kid.

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            SAHM_TAN
            last edited by

            My DS was being checky with his sis and coughed infront of her.


            My DD’s reaction: Do you think I’m a tissue paper?

            DS: silence looking on

            DD: I’m NOT

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              BlurBee
              last edited by

              :rotflmao:

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                Chenonceau
                last edited by

                SAHM_TAN:
                My DS was being checky with his sis and coughed infront of her.


                My DD's reaction: Do you think I'm a tissue paper?

                DS: *silence* looking on

                DD: I'm NOT
                :rotflmao:

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                  Ivy Ang Siow Kia
                  last edited by

                  hahahah....quite true for my husband....hahhah.. :rotflmao:

                  ANobleNerd:
                  When my eldest was in preschool and learning to spell, he learnt to spell mummy first.

                  One morning, while waiting for dh get ready for work, we played at spelling.

                  Me: So how do you spell mummy?
                  DS: M-U-M-M-Y
                  Me: Good boy! Do you think you can spell daddy?
                  DS: D...?
                  Me (encouragingly): Yes...
                  DS (with confidence and flourish): D-U-M-M-Y!

                  👅

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                    Ivy Ang Siow Kia
                    last edited by

                    Mrsbongz:
                    lol.. my son said something similar a few yrs ago..


                    DS: mommy, when i grow up i want to marry u
                    DH: but wat abt me? Mommy's already married me..
                    Ds: by then u old n die already mah.. never mind wat...
                    :shock: LOL!!
                    lol :rotflmao:

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                      EatNonStop
                      last edited by

                      so funny..hahaha :rotflmao:

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                        SAHM_TAN
                        last edited by

                        BB was getting cranky, so I asked DD to play with her while I finished up some housework.


                        BB was getting excited when her big sis played with her and started to move her arms about and accidentally slapped or scratched DD. Instead of complaining like what she does when DS disturbed her, she said, looked how much bb loves me.

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