Only ACS boys worth dating, says teacher

[Chenonceau]

Nebbermind:

Chenonceau:

No lah... Simple case of fetishism. Not that serious. Can happen with chocolate or strawberries too or socks.

*LOL* ACS badge used to be a collector's item coz it cost a few times a typical school badge.

Perhaps it's about time they start using embossed school socks for this 'special' group of admirers!!

:rotflmao:

[Chenonceau]

ChiefKiasu:

Alternative Cyber News (ACN) 21 Apr 2110 SINGAPORE - A relief anthropologist made news today, claiming that \"Only ACS boys are worth dating\". The reason, she explained, was that the carbon half-life of former ACS boys' fossils is unusually short, making it necessary to for researchers to hasten their studies on the unique breed of \"rich, spoilt, pampered, arrogant but NEVER ugly, cowardly, disloyal, stupid, dumb\" humans before they are lost to history.


This group is of particular interest to scientists trying to isolate and recreate the specific DNA strands that characterise ACS boys. The species was lost in an ill-fated attempt to grow the ACS gene pool back in 2011, by a then relief teacher who insisted on only socialising with this elite group of humans. Unfortunately, ACS boys also insisted on only procreating with girls who do not take them as trophy boyfriends. The vicious cycle that ensued ended with ACS boys becoming an endangered species, resulting in St Andrew's boys taking over the world.

It is hoped that the research will bring back PSLE to Primary Schools, which was abolished when it was deemed no longer socially attractive to score above 260 in the examinations. This reporter will continue to bring you UP to speed AND ON the ball with these exciting developments.

:rotflmao:

[QuiteKSMum]

Haha...v. funny, Chief...you not scared you'll be :clubmyself: :nunchuk: by the influential ACS community?


:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[3Boys]

i3mum:

and that St Andrews boys are 'imitated goods of ACS(I)'.

Imitation LV bag provides quite good value for money I think.....

Up And On!

[3Boys]

ChiefKiasu:

Alternative Cyber News (ACN) 21 Apr 2110 SINGAPORE - A relief anthropologist made news today, claiming that \"Only ACS boys are worth dating\". The reason, she explained, was that the carbon half-life of former ACS boys' fossils is unusually short, making it necessary to for researchers to hasten their studies on the unique breed of \"rich, spoilt, pampered, arrogant but NEVER ugly, cowardly, disloyal, stupid, dumb\" humans before they are lost to history.


This group is of particular interest to scientists trying to isolate and recreate the specific DNA strands that characterise ACS boys. The species was lost in an ill-fated attempt to grow the ACS gene pool back in 2011, by a then relief teacher who insisted on only socialising with this elite group of humans. Unfortunately, ACS boys also insisted on only procreating with girls who do not take them as trophy boyfriends. The vicious cycle that ensued ended with ACS boys becoming an endangered species, resulting in St Andrew's boys taking over the world.

It is hoped that the research will bring back PSLE to Primary Schools, which was abolished when it was deemed no longer socially attractive to score above 260 in the examinations. This reporter will continue to bring you UP to speed AND ON the ball with these exciting developments.

OMG! :rotflmao:


:celebrate:

[jtoh]

rosemummy:

MummyThreeStreams:

[quote=\"Chenonceau\"]*This is a joke... and does not reflect any prejudice on my part. Besides, am too old to date. Those I know are very good husbands indeed.*


You can date 'em.... BUT will you marry 'em? Hmmmmmm....

I married one! And he's a super fantastic husband and father. :love:
(not that I'm speaking for all...but, just like Chenonceau, I know many humble, down to earth, 'steady' ACS boys who are now good husbands and fathers).

Dating and marrying are not necessarily the same. But someone worth dating may not also be worth marrying. Not disagreeing that many ACS boys are good husbands / fathers. But I think RI boys makes better husbands if you're looking for one who is humble and down to earth and who is willing and able to cook, clean and look after children. I've yet to come across ACS boys who help to do that. The relief teacher is right that they're pampered and spoilt. Most of the RI boys do that, not because they can't afford to pay for domestic helpers but they cherish the privacy and independence.

Those friends of mine who have husbands who are ACS boys were always complaining how they mess up with simple tasks at home, like sending the kids to school (without the school bag).[/quote]I have the complete opposite experience. The ACS boys (now men) I know are willing to help out at home, cook, clean etc and they do it with pride. The RI boys I know would rather get the maid to do everything.

Disclaimer: I'm talking about the ones I know and they certainly do not represent the ACS/RI population at large. Take it pinch of salt, ok?

[jtoh]

Chenonceau:

starlight1968sg:

I did not read in details; another case of elitism ?

No lah... Simple case of fetishism. Not that serious. Can happen with chocolate or strawberries too or socks.

hahahahahahahhaha!!!!!!!! good one, Chenonceau!

[rosemummy]

jtoh:

rosemummy:

[quote=\"MummyThreeStreams\"]
I married one! And he's a super fantastic husband and father. :love:
(not that I'm speaking for all...but, just like Chenonceau, I know many humble, down to earth, 'steady' ACS boys who are now good husbands and fathers).

Dating and marrying are not necessarily the same. But someone worth dating may not also be worth marrying. Not disagreeing that many ACS boys are good husbands / fathers. But I think RI boys makes better husbands if you're looking for one who is humble and down to earth and who is willing and able to cook, clean and look after children. I've yet to come across ACS boys who help to do that. The relief teacher is right that they're pampered and spoilt. Most of the RI boys do that, not because they can't afford to pay for domestic helpers but they cherish the privacy and independence.

Those friends of mine who have husbands who are ACS boys were always complaining how they mess up with simple tasks at home, like sending the kids to school (without the school bag).

I have the complete opposite experience. The ACS boys (now men) I know are willing to help out at home, cook, clean etc and they do it with pride. The RI boys I know would rather get the maid to do everything.

Disclaimer: I'm talking about the ones I know and they certainly do not represent the ACS/RI population at large. Take it pinch of salt, ok?[/quote]That I agree with you. That's why I've also said it's not meaningful to generalise, especially when we're talking about a marriage partner. Our perception is always coloured by our own experience. And I do admit that I'm probably biased as well. The ACS boys I know are my friends' husbands, and it's not uncommon for women to be complaining about their husbands to their friends. The RI boys I know are my husband, brothers, BILs and their friends.

[rosemummy]

3Boys:

i3mum:

and that St Andrews boys are 'imitated goods of ACS(I)'.

Imitation LV bag provides quite good value for money I think.....

Up And On!

O when the Saints go marching in ..........

[Chenonceau]

jtoh:

Chenonceau:

[quote=\"starlight1968sg\"]I did not read in details; another case of elitism ?

No lah... Simple case of fetishism. Not that serious. Can happen with chocolate or strawberries too or socks.

hahahahahahahhaha!!!!!!!! good one, Chenonceau![/quote] :politebleah: