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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      BlurBee
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      smurf:
      Yesterday, was showering ds2, during the showering, he hold his 'bird' and said, ' this is my gun!' then he twist and turned and went,' bang bang!' :!:

      :faint:
      :rotflmao:

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        tankee
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        smurf:
        Yesterday, was showering ds2, during the showering, he hold his 'bird' and said, ' this is my gun!' then he twist and turned and went,' bang bang!' :!:


        :rotflmao:

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          Happy Mama
          last edited by

          smurf:
          Yesterday, was showering ds2, during the showering, he hold his 'bird' and said, ' this is my gun!' then he twist and turned and went,' bang bang!' :!:

          :!: :rotflmao:

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            poppy15
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            BlurBee:
            tankee:

            DS is kind of weak, so often fall sick. When he is sick, he is discipline enough to stay clear of food that we say he cannot eat, like cold drinks, ice cream, biscuits etc, even when offered. It is somewhat reflecting his own story.


            Mine too. He will start coughing once eaten chocolate. šŸ˜ž
            Can only eat little little.

            mine 3. we do not allow DD to eat ice cream, choco, biscuits or fried stuff. once she gets too heaty inside, she will start to hv nose bleed. for DS, he's also not allow too much else he starts to get throat imflamation.

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              SAHM_TAN
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              smurf:
              Yesterday, was showering ds2, during the showering, he hold his 'bird' and said, ' this is my gun!' then he twist and turned and went,' bang bang!' :!:

              :lol: :lol:

              For my boy, when peeing, it will get a bit bigger, he said, my \"di di\" has muscles :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                autumnbronze
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                smurf:
                Yesterday, was showering ds2, during the showering, he hold his 'bird' and said, ' this is my gun!' then he twist and turned and went,' bang bang!' :!:

                :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

                Waaaaaaah, this one is originally funny lah ...

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                  BlurBee
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                  SAHM_TAN:
                  For my boy, when peeing, it will get a bit bigger, he said, my \"di di\" has muscles :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

                  :rotflmao:

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                    tankee
                    last edited by

                    SAHM_TAN:
                    For my boy, when peeing, it will get a bit bigger, he said, my \"di di\" has muscles :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

                    :rotflmao:

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                      tankee
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                      jessicawongcs:
                      when DS was abt 2 and half yr old, he was looked after by my parents. As DH and I had to work, and my parents are old, so most of the time DS will be home.


                      DS will think of ways to get the keys in order to open the gate to get out of the house.

                      First, he used chairs and tables. so we kept them.
                      Second, he used pails, make it up-side-down and climb on it. so we kept them.
                      third, he used newpapers, pile them up and climb on it :!:

                      Now, his height is at 110cm for a 4yr old boy, and is able to reach the keys cupboard easily.
                      When asked to help to bring the keys, he will lie down on the floor.
                      Me: u used to love to think of ways to get the keys, why are u on the floor?
                      DS: so that i can be baby again and it is fun to see the surprise face u all gave me 😐

                      What a smart boy !! :lol:

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                        SAHM_TAN
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                        jessicawongcs:
                        smurf:

                        Yesterday, was showering ds2, during the showering, he hold his 'bird' and said, ' this is my gun!' then he twist and turned and went,' bang bang!' :!:


                        :lol:

                        DS will do the same and said better than the \"water gun\" that mommy buy as he can control the water :!:

                        :rotflmao:

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