Kids say the darnest things...

[poppy15]

BlurBee:

tankee:

DS is kind of weak, so often fall sick. When he is sick, he is discipline enough to stay clear of food that we say he cannot eat, like cold drinks, ice cream, biscuits etc, even when offered. It is somewhat reflecting his own story.

Mine too. He will start coughing once eaten chocolate.
Can only eat little little.

mine 3. we do not allow DD to eat ice cream, choco, biscuits or fried stuff. once she gets too heaty inside, she will start to hv nose bleed. for DS, he's also not allow too much else he starts to get throat imflamation.

[SAHM_TAN]

smurf:

Yesterday, was showering ds2, during the showering, he hold his 'bird' and said, ' this is my gun!' then he twist and turned and went,' bang bang!' :!:

:lol: :lol:

For my boy, when peeing, it will get a bit bigger, he said, my \"di di\" has muscles :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[autumnbronze]

smurf:

Yesterday, was showering ds2, during the showering, he hold his 'bird' and said, ' this is my gun!' then he twist and turned and went,' bang bang!' :!:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Waaaaaaah, this one is originally funny lah ...

[BlurBee]

SAHM_TAN:

For my boy, when peeing, it will get a bit bigger, he said, my \"di di\" has muscles :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

:rotflmao:

[tankee]

SAHM_TAN:

For my boy, when peeing, it will get a bit bigger, he said, my \"di di\" has muscles :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

:rotflmao:

[tankee]

jessicawongcs:

when DS was abt 2 and half yr old, he was looked after by my parents. As DH and I had to work, and my parents are old, so most of the time DS will be home.


DS will think of ways to get the keys in order to open the gate to get out of the house.

First, he used chairs and tables. so we kept them.
Second, he used pails, make it up-side-down and climb on it. so we kept them.
third, he used newpapers, pile them up and climb on it :!:

Now, his height is at 110cm for a 4yr old boy, and is able to reach the keys cupboard easily.
When asked to help to bring the keys, he will lie down on the floor.
Me: u used to love to think of ways to get the keys, why are u on the floor?
DS: so that i can be baby again and it is fun to see the surprise face u all gave me

What a smart boy !! :lol:

[SAHM_TAN]

jessicawongcs:

smurf:

Yesterday, was showering ds2, during the showering, he hold his 'bird' and said, ' this is my gun!' then he twist and turned and went,' bang bang!' :!:

:lol:

DS will do the same and said better than the \"water gun\" that mommy buy as he can control the water :!:

:rotflmao:

[SAHM_TAN]

jessicawongcs:

when DS was abt 2 and half yr old, he was looked after by my parents. As DH and I had to work, and my parents are old, so most of the time DS will be home.


DS will think of ways to get the keys in order to open the gate to get out of the house.

First, he used chairs and tables. so we kept them.
Second, he used pails, make it up-side-down and climb on it. so we kept them.
third, he used newpapers, pile them up and climb on it :!:

Now, his height is at 110cm for a 4yr old boy, and is able to reach the keys cupboard easily.
When asked to help to bring the keys, he will lie down on the floor.
Me: u used to love to think of ways to get the keys, why are u on the floor?
DS: so that i can be baby again and it is fun to see the surprise face u all gave me

Smart boy to think of means and ways to get what he want

[AGL]

When i hand-wash my clothes, I have the habit of throwing the basin of laundry water into the toilet bowl. Once I was handwashing my 4-yr-old’s bright red dress, the colour runs and when I flushed the toilet with the water, it leaves a pretty bright pink in the toilet bowl.


When DS woke up from her nap, & was using the toilet, she noticed it straightaway. "Why is the toilet bowl water pink, mummy?". I answered "because i was washing your red dress".

She considered that for a moment and kept quiet. It was only later that night when she finally asked what might have been bugging her that few hours…

"Mummy, why did you wash my favourite red dress in the toilet bowl?"

[poppy15]

AGL:

When i hand-wash my clothes, I have the habit of throwing the basin of laundry water into the toilet bowl. Once I was handwashing my 4-yr-old's bright red dress, the colour runs and when I flushed the toilet with the water, it leaves a pretty bright pink in the toilet bowl.


When DS woke up from her nap, & was using the toilet, she noticed it straightaway. \"Why is the toilet bowl water pink, mummy?\". I answered \"because i was washing your red dress\".

She considered that for a moment and kept quiet. It was only later that night when she finally asked what might have been bugging her that few hours...

\"Mummy, why did you wash my favourite red dress in the toilet bowl?\"

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: