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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • M Offline
      Mum1113
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      Change liao.....it's gonna be first Friday of Oct.

      So this year is 7 Oct ....after PSLE fever is over....Yeap :dancing:

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      • B Offline
        BlurBee
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        jessicawongcs:
        Last night before going to sleep

        DS: mommy, why is there mother's day and father's day?
        Me: to celebrate how much you love us
        DS: then we should have DS's day
        :lol:
        :rotflmao:

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          buds
          last edited by

          Mum1113:
          Change liao.....it's gonna be first Friday of Oct.

          So this year is 7 Oct ....after PSLE fever is over....Yeap :dancing:
          For PSLers, yeap. 😉

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            poppy15
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            i remember during our primary days, children's day & youth day are all holidays for us.... how come now in the wrokforce, no such holidays anymore... we still \"children\" & \"youth\" mah... 😉

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              Funz
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              We were having dinner at a fren’s restaurant last nite. This is the 1st time the kids met this fren for DH’s. The kids were getting a bit restless after dinner and the guys were still talking shop so I brought them to McDonalds, which was just down the corner for sundae. While walking back they ask why Daddy still talking so much, I told them half in jest they discussing serious business (post GE gossips). On the way back home,


              DD : Daddy what serious business were you discussing with those uncles?
              DH : Orh Daddy going to buy the restaurant and go into business running restaurants.
              DD : But the restaurant so quiet and the food not so nice
              DS : yah, you buy McDonalds lah, anytime also got people
              DD : Yah and they celebrate birthdays there also so a lot of business
              DS (getting very excited) : Or KFC also good, they are also always crowded and everybody likes chicken (chicken is his favourite meat)
              DH : hmmmm… No, no, you guys like McD and KFC so much, will want to eat at my restaurant all the time, then I cannot collect money from you cos you will not want to pay me, like that how to make money.
              DS : we will pay, of course we will pay
              DD : yah, we will pay for what we eat
              DS : but you must give us very good discount, or else we go pizza hut.

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              • B Offline
                buds
                last edited by

                Funz:
                DS : but you must give us very good discount, or else we go pizza hut.

                The kids are the real bosses here, so better give em'
                that discount or else they'll tell all their frenz to boycott
                as well. :siam: Btw, pizza hut's spicy chix drumlets.. i loike.. :drool:

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                • M Offline
                  Mum1113
                  last edited by

                  jessicawongcs:
                  buds:

                  Btw, pizza hut's spicy chix drumlets.. i loike.. :drool:


                  :hi5: me too :drool:
                  :offtopic:

                  :hi5: ....make it a 3 from my better 1/2...... 😉

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                    ppnqq
                    last edited by

                    DS started to speak more Mandarin nowadays. Well, I don't think this is anything darn nor funny but this was what happened yesterday when I went to fetch my ds home from the ccc (a short extract of the whole conversation).


                    Mummy : What you had for your lunch today?
                    DS : Porridge.
                    Mummy : And what dishes do you have in your porridge?
                    DS : Hong cai (红菜)!
                    Mummy : Sorry, hong cai?
                    DS : Yes, hong cai!
                    Mummy : Where got such a thing call \"hong cai\"!
                    DS : Have! Carrot!
                    Mummy : .... :slapshead:

                    Mummy quickly corrected and explained to him that although carrot belongs to the 'vege' group and it's orange in colour but it should not be translated in this way. The proper name or term for carrot in chinese should be \"luo bo\" but he purposely kept saying \"hong cai hong cai hong cai!\" just to vex me! :pokeeye: :spank:

                    Did not expect children as young as 2, 3 years old to be able to 'translate' on their own. Children nowadays really.. 😓

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                    • M Offline
                      Mum1113
                      last edited by

                      ppnqq:
                      DS started to speak more Mandarin nowadays. Well, I don't think this is anything darn nor funny but this was what happened yesterday when I went to fetch my ds home from the ccc (a short extract of the whole conversation).


                      Mummy : What you had for your lunch today?
                      DS : Porridge.
                      Mummy : And what dishes do you have in your porridge?
                      DS : Hong cai (红菜)!
                      Mummy : Sorry, hong cai?
                      DS : Yes, hong cai!
                      Mummy : Where got such a thing call \"hong cai\"!
                      DS : Have! Carrot!
                      Mummy : .... :slapshead:

                      Mummy quickly corrected and explained to him that although carrot belongs to the 'vege' group and it's orange in colour but it should not be translated in this way. The proper name or term for carrot in chinese should be \"luo bo\" but he purposely kept saying \"hong cai hong cai hong cai!\" just to vex me! :pokeeye: :spank:

                      Children nowadays really.. 😓
                      :lol: cute boy :lol: ....least he attempts to practise his CL language, which is encouraging 😄
                      mine 4yo darling says it's Hong carrot :slapshead: 😉 ....

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                        BlurBee
                        last edited by

                        ppnqq:
                        Mummy quickly corrected and explained to him that although carrot belongs to the 'vege' group and it's orange in colour but it should not be translated in this way. The proper name or term for carrot in chinese should be \"luo bo\" but he purposely kept saying \"hong cai hong cai hong cai!\" just to vex me! :pokeeye: :spank:


                        Did not expect children as young as 2, 3 years old to be able to 'translate' on their own. Children nowadays really.. 😓
                        :rotflmao:
                        How abt \"红菜头\"? :laugh:

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