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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • P Offline
      ppnqq
      last edited by

      Sun_2010:
      One night , during dinner discussions, i decided to enlarge DD's knowledge of the world. What with her showing keen interest in the recent elections.


      Me: \"Do you know what is socialism?\"
      DD nodded her head vigirously as her mouth was stuffed with food. (sigh!)

      Elated that I had underestimated her knowledge,
      Me : \"You do? Goood.\"
      Pause. \"What is it?\"

      DD: \"You know , Facebook, twitter, ...\"
      :faint: :faint:

      Talk of Generation gap!
      But well, she isn't wrong either. That's the latest 'gadget' - eSocialising! :lol:

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      • tankeeT Offline
        tankee
        last edited by

        Sun_2010:
        One night , during dinner discussions, i decided to enlarge DD's knowledge of the world. What with her showing keen interest in the recent elections.


        Me: \"Do you know what is socialism?\"
        DD nodded her head vigirously as her mouth was stuffed with food. (sigh!)

        Elated that I had underestimated her knowledge,
        Me : \"You do? Goood.\"
        Pause. \"What is it?\"

        DD: \"You know , Facebook, twitter, ...\"
        :faint: :faint:

        Talk of Generation gap!
        :rotflmao:

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        • B Offline
          BlurBee
          last edited by

          tankee:
          this happened a while back.


          One night, DS was flipping through his Lego catalog, making comments about how nice each of the models are, trying convince us to buy them for him.

          DW (giving in) : how about you use your money in your piggy bank to buy 1 of these?

          DS (thought for a moment) : cannot. I am saving up my money to buy you a watch.

          DW :love:

          that very next evening, DS was \"surprised\" with a box of Lego. :lol:
          like father like son? :evil:

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          • B Offline
            BlurBee
            last edited by

            Sun_2010:
            One night , during dinner discussions, i decided to enlarge DD's knowledge of the world. What with her showing keen interest in the recent elections.


            Me: \"Do you know what is socialism?\"
            DD nodded her head vigirously as her mouth was stuffed with food. (sigh!)

            Elated that I had underestimated her knowledge,
            Me : \"You do? Goood.\"
            Pause. \"What is it?\"

            DD: \"You know , Facebook, twitter, ...\"
            :faint: :faint:

            Talk of Generation gap!
            :rotflmao:

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            • B Offline
              buds
              last edited by

              Sun_2010:
              buds:

              Teachable moments are precious to me, for it presents itself in the best situations to

              teach the children as we go about our day. Most times it would be to increase vocab
              by using varied words to explain the same thing. What better way to do so than
              when it comes to a good moment? πŸ˜‰ Here's one of those days. πŸ˜„

              We were watching one of the episodes of American Idol when i had to do something..
              I asked her to hold the baby while i make a quick run into my room.

              So i told DD2..

              Me : If there's anything, you just holler, ok sweetie?
              Me : Cause i will be in my room. I may not be able to hear you.

              DD2 : What's holler?

              Me : A yell... a loud call out... or a shout...

              After i came out, i asked, \"So everything was okay while i was gone?\"

              DD2 : Yes, mom. I could manage. That's why i didn't yodel.

              *Haley Reinhart sang last and she did a yodel somewhat towards the end of it.* :roll:

              two birds with one stone
              Or should i say two words?

              Yes, learning outside the \"study time\" is real lasting.
              And meaningful
              Trust you to make best of it :salute:

              Nah.. just one word. The girls learnt the word \"yodel\" from
              here.. > http://www.metacafe.com/watch/178160/incredible_11_year_old_yodeller/ ... yeah.. that one was another one
              of those teachable moments. πŸ˜‰

              It is lasting. :celebrate:

              She even made a joke out of it one day.. she said..
              \"Mom, wouldn't it be funny if i had to yodel you to say that i need the loo?\"

              I did an impression and the whole family laughed. :rotflmao:

              How i knew she will know the word \"holler\" from now on? :idea:

              While we were out shopping, she said...\"Mom, you and daddy go look
              around the grown up shops while jie-jie and i go to kiddy palace cause we
              can take care of ourselves. When you come back to kiddy palace to get us, u
              can just holler and we'll meet you at the entrance here? Please, with sugar on top? :please:\"

              I saw a few parents nodding at her and smiling in approval... :faint: so i cudn be a wet blanket
              and say no you can't to a *seemingly well-behaved kid cud i?\" :roll:

              *Angelic little monkey, remember? :evil:

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              • M Offline
                Mum1113
                last edited by

                buds:
                *Angelic little monkey, remember? :evil:

                like mummy and dar dar :love: :siam:

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                • FunzF Offline
                  Funz
                  last edited by

                  Not so much what kids say but what kids write. Some very inventive spelling from this year’s bunch of K2s. See if you can figure out what these words are supposed to be. Some quite easy some really classic


                  farmerci
                  cleanik
                  madson or madsen
                  horse peter or horsepeetle
                  kyour

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                  • tankeeT Offline
                    tankee
                    last edited by

                    BlurBee:
                    tankee:

                    this happened a while back.


                    One night, DS was flipping through his Lego catalog, making comments about how nice each of the models are, trying convince us to buy them for him.

                    DW (giving in) : how about you use your money in your piggy bank to buy 1 of these?

                    DS (thought for a moment) : cannot. I am saving up my money to buy you a watch.

                    DW :love:

                    that very next evening, DS was \"surprised\" with a box of Lego. :lol:

                    like father like son? :evil:

                    :oops:

                    DS is a charmer, but his dad is a block of wood. :lol:

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                      SAHM_TAN
                      last edited by

                      jessicawongcs:
                      Funz:

                      Not so much what kids say but what kids write. Some very inventive spelling from this year's bunch of K2s. See if you can figure out what these words are supposed to be. Some quite easy some really classic


                      farmerci
                      cleanik
                      madson or madsen
                      horse peter or horsepeetle
                      kyour

                      pharmacy
                      clinic
                      medicine
                      hospital
                      ?

                      Is the last one cure?

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                      • FunzF Offline
                        Funz
                        last edited by

                        Haha, yah the last one is β€˜cure’.

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