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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      concern2
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      Over heard my P4 niece to my P1 boy:


      P4: There are 4 adults and each adult has 4 children. If the adults vote for the PAP and the children vote for the WP, who will win?
      P1: WP lah!
      P4: Wrong! Children cannot vote! Rahahahhaha!

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        smurf
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        Recalled something. Ds2 was in his dreamland on a weekday night. I went to tuck his blanket then I heard something, he seemed to be ‘eating’ something in his dream. So I whispered in his ear, ’ u dreaming of ice cream, chocolate and sweets ha? '


        I thought there wouldn’t be any response, but he nodded!

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          poppy15
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          jessicawongcs:
          smurf:

          Recalled something. Ds2 was in his dreamland on a weekday night. I went to tuck his blanket then I heard something, he seemed to be 'eating' something in his dream. So I whispered in his ear, ' u dreaming of ice cream, chocolate and sweets ha? '


          I thought there wouldn't be any response, but he nodded!

          :rotflmao: so cute

          subconsciously, he can hear people talking to him.

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            Mum1113
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            smurf:
            Recalled something. Ds2 was in his dreamland on a weekday night. I went to tuck his blanket then I heard something, he seemed to be 'eating' something in his dream. So I whispered in his ear, ' u dreaming of ice cream, chocolate and sweets ha? '


            I thought there wouldn't be any response, but he nodded!
            That must be an angelic nod, and I bet u gave him an angelic peck too :love:

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              SAHM_TAN
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              concern2:
              Over heard my P4 niece to my P1 boy:


              P4: There are 4 adults and each adult has 4 children. If the adults vote for the PAP and the children vote for the WP, who will win?
              P1: WP lah!
              P4: Wrong! Children cannot vote! Rahahahhaha!
              :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: trick question

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                SAHM_TAN
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                smurf:
                Recalled something. Ds2 was in his dreamland on a weekday night. I went to tuck his blanket then I heard something, he seemed to be 'eating' something in his dream. So I whispered in his ear, ' u dreaming of ice cream, chocolate and sweets ha? '


                I thought there wouldn't be any response, but he nodded!
                His subconscious answering you. 😄

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                  smurf
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                  Strange hor? Angelic ah? He is a big terrorist! Haha…

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                    SAHM_TAN
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                    smurf:
                    Strange hor? Angelic ah? He is a big terrorist! Haha...

                    Not strange lah. If you into right brain training...... :lol: :lol: :lol:

                    Am waiting for my kids to reform from terrorists to kids

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                      concern2
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                      Talking about dreams, my son woke up one night, staring at his pillow and shouted to me,\"Give me the number!\"

                      \"What number?\" I tried to see if I could get any 4D out of him.
                      \"The number so I can destroy the monsters!\"

                      :skeptical:

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                        concern2
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                        jessicawongcs:
                        concern2:

                        Talking about dreams, my son woke up one night, staring at his pillow and shouted to me,\"Give me the number!\"

                        \"What number?\" I tried to see if I could get any 4D out of him.
                        \"The number so I can destroy the monsters!\"

                        :skeptical:

                        :rotflmao:
                        DS woke up one night shouted at me said i must give him, then went back sleep while i was awake dunoe what happen :?

                        :rotflmao: They must have been very emotional in the dream to actually wake up!

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