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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      poppy15
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      jessicawongcs:
      smurf:

      Recalled something. Ds2 was in his dreamland on a weekday night. I went to tuck his blanket then I heard something, he seemed to be 'eating' something in his dream. So I whispered in his ear, ' u dreaming of ice cream, chocolate and sweets ha? '


      I thought there wouldn't be any response, but he nodded!

      :rotflmao: so cute

      subconsciously, he can hear people talking to him.

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        Mum1113
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        smurf:
        Recalled something. Ds2 was in his dreamland on a weekday night. I went to tuck his blanket then I heard something, he seemed to be 'eating' something in his dream. So I whispered in his ear, ' u dreaming of ice cream, chocolate and sweets ha? '


        I thought there wouldn't be any response, but he nodded!
        That must be an angelic nod, and I bet u gave him an angelic peck too :love:

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          SAHM_TAN
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          concern2:
          Over heard my P4 niece to my P1 boy:


          P4: There are 4 adults and each adult has 4 children. If the adults vote for the PAP and the children vote for the WP, who will win?
          P1: WP lah!
          P4: Wrong! Children cannot vote! Rahahahhaha!
          :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: trick question

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            SAHM_TAN
            last edited by

            smurf:
            Recalled something. Ds2 was in his dreamland on a weekday night. I went to tuck his blanket then I heard something, he seemed to be 'eating' something in his dream. So I whispered in his ear, ' u dreaming of ice cream, chocolate and sweets ha? '


            I thought there wouldn't be any response, but he nodded!
            His subconscious answering you. 😄

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              smurf
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              Strange hor? Angelic ah? He is a big terrorist! Haha…

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                SAHM_TAN
                last edited by

                smurf:
                Strange hor? Angelic ah? He is a big terrorist! Haha...

                Not strange lah. If you into right brain training...... :lol: :lol: :lol:

                Am waiting for my kids to reform from terrorists to kids

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                  concern2
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                  Talking about dreams, my son woke up one night, staring at his pillow and shouted to me,\"Give me the number!\"

                  \"What number?\" I tried to see if I could get any 4D out of him.
                  \"The number so I can destroy the monsters!\"

                  :skeptical:

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                    concern2
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                    jessicawongcs:
                    concern2:

                    Talking about dreams, my son woke up one night, staring at his pillow and shouted to me,\"Give me the number!\"

                    \"What number?\" I tried to see if I could get any 4D out of him.
                    \"The number so I can destroy the monsters!\"

                    :skeptical:

                    :rotflmao:
                    DS woke up one night shouted at me said i must give him, then went back sleep while i was awake dunoe what happen :?

                    :rotflmao: They must have been very emotional in the dream to actually wake up!

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                      SAHM_TAN
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                      concern2:
                      Talking about dreams, my son woke up one night, staring at his pillow and shouted to me,\"Give me the number!\"

                      \"What number?\" I tried to see if I could get any 4D out of him.
                      \"The number so I can destroy the monsters!\"

                      :skeptical:
                      :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                        poppy15
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                        i hv this habit of waking my kids up in the middle of the night to get them to do their pee (even they know how to do it)


                        once i was awaken by my son: \" mummy, wake up. go to the toilet & pee \"

                        i was like huh, what... :skeptical:

                        DH heard what DS said & lay there laughing. :razz:

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