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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      concern2
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      jessicawongcs:
      concern2:

      Talking about dreams, my son woke up one night, staring at his pillow and shouted to me,\"Give me the number!\"

      \"What number?\" I tried to see if I could get any 4D out of him.
      \"The number so I can destroy the monsters!\"

      :skeptical:

      :rotflmao:
      DS woke up one night shouted at me said i must give him, then went back sleep while i was awake dunoe what happen :?

      :rotflmao: They must have been very emotional in the dream to actually wake up!

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        SAHM_TAN
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        concern2:
        Talking about dreams, my son woke up one night, staring at his pillow and shouted to me,\"Give me the number!\"

        \"What number?\" I tried to see if I could get any 4D out of him.
        \"The number so I can destroy the monsters!\"

        :skeptical:
        :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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          poppy15
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          i hv this habit of waking my kids up in the middle of the night to get them to do their pee (even they know how to do it)


          once i was awaken by my son: \" mummy, wake up. go to the toilet & pee \"

          i was like huh, what... :skeptical:

          DH heard what DS said & lay there laughing. :razz:

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            SAHM_TAN
            last edited by

            poppy15:
            i hv this habit of waking my kids up in the middle of the night to get them to do their pee (even they know how to do it)


            once i was awaken by my son: \" mummy, wake up. go to the toilet & pee \"

            i was like huh, what... :skeptical:

            DH heard what DS said & lay there laughing. :razz:

            :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

            how old are they?

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              poppy15
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              SAHM_TAN:
              poppy15:

              i hv this habit of waking my kids up in the middle of the night to get them to do their pee (even they know how to do it)


              once i was awaken by my son: \" mummy, wake up. go to the toilet & pee \"

              i was like huh, what... :skeptical:

              DH heard what DS said & lay there laughing. :razz:


              :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

              how old are they?

              DS is 6 & DD is 4.

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                SAHM_TAN
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                poppy15:
                SAHM_TAN:

                [quote=\"poppy15\"]i hv this habit of waking my kids up in the middle of the night to get them to do their pee (even they know how to do it)


                once i was awaken by my son: \" mummy, wake up. go to the toilet & pee \"

                i was like huh, what... :skeptical:

                DH heard what DS said & lay there laughing. :razz:


                :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

                how old are they?

                DS is 6 & DD is 4.[/quote]My DD1 is 6 and DS2 is 4mos shy of 4 and DD3 is 10mo. We will get them to go toilet b4 bedtime. Then if DD1 needs to go after that she will go by herself

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                  SAHM_TAN
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                  jessicawongcs:
                  I was reading a story book to DS on the different types of birds, when we came to a page, DS point at it and said \"Red Angry Bird\"

                  :faint:
                  :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                    KoalaMummy
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                    SAHM_TAN:
                    poppy15:

                    i hv this habit of waking my kids up in the middle of the night to get them to do their pee (even they know how to do it)


                    once i was awaken by my son: \" mummy, wake up. go to the toilet & pee \"

                    i was like huh, what... :skeptical:

                    DH heard what DS said & lay there laughing. :razz:


                    :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

                    :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                      KoalaMummy
                      last edited by

                      SAHM_TAN:
                      jessicawongcs:

                      I was reading a story book to DS on the different types of birds, when we came to a page, DS point at it and said \"Red Angry Bird\"

                      :faint:

                      :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

                      :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                        KoalaMummy
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                        tankee:
                        Sun_2010:

                        One night , during dinner discussions, i decided to enlarge DD's knowledge of the world. What with her showing keen interest in the recent elections.


                        Me: \"Do you know what is socialism?\"
                        DD nodded her head vigirously as her mouth was stuffed with food. (sigh!)

                        Elated that I had underestimated her knowledge,
                        Me : \"You do? Goood.\"
                        Pause. \"What is it?\"

                        DD: \"You know , Facebook, twitter, ...\"
                        :faint: :faint:

                        Talk of Generation gap!

                        :rotflmao:

                        :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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