Kids say the darnest things...

[SAHM_TAN]

poppy15:

SAHM_TAN:

[quote=\"poppy15\"]i hv this habit of waking my kids up in the middle of the night to get them to do their pee (even they know how to do it)


once i was awaken by my son: \" mummy, wake up. go to the toilet & pee \"

i was like huh, what... :skeptical:

DH heard what DS said & lay there laughing. :razz:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

how old are they?

DS is 6 & DD is 4.[/quote]My DD1 is 6 and DS2 is 4mos shy of 4 and DD3 is 10mo. We will get them to go toilet b4 bedtime. Then if DD1 needs to go after that she will go by herself

[SAHM_TAN]

jessicawongcs:

I was reading a story book to DS on the different types of birds, when we came to a page, DS point at it and said \"Red Angry Bird\"

:faint:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[KoalaMummy]

SAHM_TAN:

poppy15:

i hv this habit of waking my kids up in the middle of the night to get them to do their pee (even they know how to do it)


once i was awaken by my son: \" mummy, wake up. go to the toilet & pee \"

i was like huh, what... :skeptical:

DH heard what DS said & lay there laughing. :razz:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[KoalaMummy]

SAHM_TAN:

jessicawongcs:

I was reading a story book to DS on the different types of birds, when we came to a page, DS point at it and said \"Red Angry Bird\"

:faint:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[KoalaMummy]

tankee:

Sun_2010:

One night , during dinner discussions, i decided to enlarge DD's knowledge of the world. What with her showing keen interest in the recent elections.


Me: \"Do you know what is socialism?\"
DD nodded her head vigirously as her mouth was stuffed with food. (sigh!)

Elated that I had underestimated her knowledge,
Me : \"You do? Goood.\"
Pause. \"What is it?\"

DD: \"You know , Facebook, twitter, ...\"
:faint: :faint:

Talk of Generation gap!

:rotflmao:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[KoalaMummy]

concern2:

Over heard my P4 niece to my P1 boy:


P4: There are 4 adults and each adult has 4 children. If the adults vote for the PAP and the children vote for the WP, who will win?
P1: WP lah!
P4: Wrong! Children cannot vote! Rahahahhaha!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[KoalaMummy]

smurf:

Recalled something. Ds2 was in his dreamland on a weekday night. I went to tuck his blanket then I heard something, he seemed to be 'eating' something in his dream. So I whispered in his ear, ' u dreaming of ice cream, chocolate and sweets ha? '


I thought there wouldn't be any response, but he nodded!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[sunflowerseed84]

KoalaMummy:

concern2:

Over heard my P4 niece to my P1 boy:


P4: There are 4 adults and each adult has 4 children. If the adults vote for the PAP and the children vote for the WP, who will win?
P1: WP lah!
P4: Wrong! Children cannot vote! Rahahahhaha!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

so young know abt wp and pap alr!

[fabrizzo]

now they have seriously funny kids by heidi klum on ch 5

[acforfamily]

Funz:

Haiz, can't say much about their standard of Chinese but at least they are having fun with it.

yup, chinese is a pain to my son too. So tried reading chinese books to him and to make sure he understood, I will do part translation and he will do part of it.

\"Emperor Shi Huang Ti 统一中国，this means that he united the whole of China\" and then I continued reading in Chinese \"统一文字\"...
and son replied in his uninterested tone, \"yah, he united the whole mosquito kingdom\"..

:faint: