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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      KoalaMummy
      last edited by

      tankee:
      Sun_2010:

      One night , during dinner discussions, i decided to enlarge DD's knowledge of the world. What with her showing keen interest in the recent elections.


      Me: \"Do you know what is socialism?\"
      DD nodded her head vigirously as her mouth was stuffed with food. (sigh!)

      Elated that I had underestimated her knowledge,
      Me : \"You do? Goood.\"
      Pause. \"What is it?\"

      DD: \"You know , Facebook, twitter, ...\"
      :faint: :faint:

      Talk of Generation gap!

      :rotflmao:

      :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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        KoalaMummy
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        concern2:
        Over heard my P4 niece to my P1 boy:


        P4: There are 4 adults and each adult has 4 children. If the adults vote for the PAP and the children vote for the WP, who will win?
        P1: WP lah!
        P4: Wrong! Children cannot vote! Rahahahhaha!
        :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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          KoalaMummy
          last edited by

          smurf:
          Recalled something. Ds2 was in his dreamland on a weekday night. I went to tuck his blanket then I heard something, he seemed to be 'eating' something in his dream. So I whispered in his ear, ' u dreaming of ice cream, chocolate and sweets ha? '


          I thought there wouldn't be any response, but he nodded!
          :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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            sunflowerseed84
            last edited by

            KoalaMummy:
            concern2:

            Over heard my P4 niece to my P1 boy:


            P4: There are 4 adults and each adult has 4 children. If the adults vote for the PAP and the children vote for the WP, who will win?
            P1: WP lah!
            P4: Wrong! Children cannot vote! Rahahahhaha!

            :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

            so young know abt wp and pap alr! 😄

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              fabrizzo
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              now they have seriously funny kids by heidi klum on ch 5

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                acforfamily
                last edited by

                Funz:

                Haiz, can't say much about their standard of Chinese but at least they are having fun with it.
                yup, chinese is a pain to my son too. So tried reading chinese books to him and to make sure he understood, I will do part translation and he will do part of it.

                \"Emperor Shi Huang Ti 统一中国,this means that he united the whole of China\" and then I continued reading in Chinese \"统一文字\"...
                and son replied in his uninterested tone, \"yah, he united the whole mosquito kingdom\"..

                :faint:

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                  tankee
                  last edited by

                  acforfamily:
                  Funz:


                  Haiz, can't say much about their standard of Chinese but at least they are having fun with it.

                  yup, chinese is a pain to my son too. So tried reading chinese books to him and to make sure he understood, I will do part translation and he will do part of it.

                  \"Emperor Shi Huang Ti 统一中国,this means that he united the whole of China\" and then I continued reading in Chinese \"统一文字\"...
                  and son replied in his uninterested tone, \"yah, he united the whole mosquito kingdom\"..

                  :faint:

                  :rotflmao:

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                    poppy15
                    last edited by

                    acforfamily:
                    Funz:


                    Haiz, can't say much about their standard of Chinese but at least they are having fun with it.

                    yup, chinese is a pain to my son too. So tried reading chinese books to him and to make sure he understood, I will do part translation and he will do part of it.

                    \"Emperor Shi Huang Ti 统一中国,this means that he united the whole of China\" and then I continued reading in Chinese \"统一文字\"...
                    and son replied in his uninterested tone, \"yah, he united the whole mosquito kingdom\"..

                    :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
                    :faint:

                    :rotflmao:

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                      SAHM_TAN
                      last edited by

                      acforfamily:
                      Funz:


                      Haiz, can't say much about their standard of Chinese but at least they are having fun with it.

                      yup, chinese is a pain to my son too. So tried reading chinese books to him and to make sure he understood, I will do part translation and he will do part of it.

                      \"Emperor Shi Huang Ti 统一中国,this means that he united the whole of China\" and then I continued reading in Chinese \"统一文字\"...
                      and son replied in his uninterested tone, \"yah, he united the whole mosquito kingdom\"..

                      :faint:

                      :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                        Mum1113
                        last edited by

                        acforfamily:

                        \"Emperor Shi Huang Ti 统一中国,this means that he united the whole of China\" and then I continued reading in Chinese \"统一文字\"...
                        and son replied in his uninterested tone, \"yah, he united the whole mosquito kingdom\"..
                        :rotflmao: :rotflmao: ...ironical when the kids are so good at 'decipher' words

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