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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      SAHM_TAN
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      smurf:
      Clever meh? I think he just want to avoid the topic, coz he only wants to play hard, but if tell him to learn violin? Better not...coz I think it's the violin play him, not him play violin... :rotflmao:

      At age 3 can avoid topic, not clever meh? He somemore tell you he's too young. See he is trying to plead his case with a logical reason. :lol:

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        smurf
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        ONLY clever in AVOIDING topic. :rotflmao:

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          ZuEn
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          DD is 3 YO has always talked about being a ballerina but she's awfully shy and hasnt attempt enrichment classes on her own.

          I brought her to look at a ballet class yday. Some girls in their ballet suits and hair all bunned up were learning grade 1.
          I was trying to encourage DD, telling her that mummy will be waiting for her at the door and she gets to dress up in all pink! Her favourite.

          Her only comment:
          They don't tie their hair like Repunzel?

          Some of the mummies who were waiting started laughing.
          I was so :oops:

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            smartmummy
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            Hi All!

            How do you answer when your baby asking this q
            "Where I am 10 years ago?" She is now 5 yrs.

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              acforfamily
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              30plus:
              My DS2 of 3years talked to me last night.


              DS2: Someone scold me in school.
              Me: Your teacher?
              DS2: No.
              Me: Oh, so is it a boy or a girl?
              DS2: A girl.
              Me: Did you snatch her toy?
              DS2: No.
              Me: Did you grab her book?
              DS2: No.
              Me: Did you beat her?
              DS2: No.
              Me: Hmm... OK. I think that girl is naughty. It's not your fault.
              .
              .
              .
              DS2: I snatch her brother's toy.
              Me: :faint: :faint: :faint:
              :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                SAHM_TAN
                last edited by

                smartmummy:
                Hi All!

                How do you answer when your baby asking this q
                \"Where I am 10 years ago?\" She is now 5 yrs.
                Still an egg in my ovary :rotflmao:

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                  nettie
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                  i have this to share:


                  My DS2 of 4 years old is looking for his Cds to play wii and he is extremely furstrated that he couldnt find them. But he found then at last and look very unhappy.

                  DS2: \"Mummy, how many times must I tell u not to keep the CD here! Later it will be spolit! Aiyo....\"

                  me: \"sorry...\"

                  DS2: \"what is wrong with you? when i teach you, you must listen to me\"

                  me: Jaw drop! šŸ˜›

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                    smartmummy
                    last edited by

                    SAHM_TAN:
                    smartmummy:

                    Hi All!

                    How do you answer when your baby asking this q
                    \"Where I am 10 years ago?\" She is now 5 yrs.

                    Still an egg in my ovary :rotflmao:

                    :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                      acforfamily
                      last edited by

                      nettie:


                      me: \"sorry...\"

                      DS2: \"what is wrong with you? when i teach you, you must listen to me\"

                      me: Jaw drop! šŸ˜›
                      :rotflmao: you must be saying this often...

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                        smartmummy
                        last edited by

                        nettie:
                        i have this to share:


                        My DS2 of 4 years old is looking for his Cds to play wii and he is extremely furstrated that he couldnt find them. But he found then at last and look very unhappy.

                        DS2: \"Mummy, how many times must I tell u not to keep the CD here! Later it will be spolit! Aiyo....\"

                        me: \"sorry...\"

                        DS2: \"what is wrong with you? when i teach you, you must listen to me\"

                        me: Jaw drop! šŸ˜›
                        kids copy us :rotflmao: :rotflmao: We teach them then they teach us.

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