Kids say the darnest things...

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[quote]We passed by a lingerie

shop and DD2 said aloud.

DD2 : Hey mummy, look! So cute right?
They even have undies for small girls.

*Pointing to a very small g-string*[/quote]You sure your daughter saw it when passing by a lingerie shop? Or was it last seen in your drawer? :lol:

[buds]

RRMummy:

You have a real smart one there buds.. i'm guessing with this one you can't get away with a simple \"mummy will tell you when you grow-up\" excuses...

Yeah, not a chance! :lol:

[buds]

EN:

You sure your daughter saw it when passing by a lingerie shop? Or was it last seen in your drawer? :lol:

More to prolly she saw it ON moi! :!:

[rocklee]

DS2: Mum, why do people die?

Me: cos of old age, illness or accident lor!
DS2: How do you know whether a person is dead or not?
Me: when their hearts stop beating lor!
DS2: What happen to them after they die?
Me: Good ones will go to heaven and baddies go to hell.
DS2: What will happen in heaven?
Me: They will be surrounded with many angels.
DS2: What happen in hell?
Me: They will be tortured by monsters.
DS2: Mum you are lying! You must be imagining things cos you said before there is no such things as monsters what!
Me: Of course I have to imagine. I haven’t been to hell nor heaven, how would I know?
DS2: Kekeeke… (listen to my heart beat), mum I’m happy your heart still beating!

[buds]

rocklee:

DS2: Kekeeke... (listen to my heart beat), mum I'm happy your heart still beating!

:love:

:hugs:

[kekeia]

Daughter has a bad habit of wearing clothes that match her age. One day she saw the new undies I bought for myself with some carton frog design.


DD : Mummy, these are v nice. For how many years old?
Me : Err... :rotflmao: for 32 years old
DD : next time can you buy for 3 years old?

[Andaiz]

kekeia:

DD : Mummy, these are v nice. For how many years old?
Me : Err... :rotflmao: for 32 years old
DD : next time can you buy for 3 years old?

One clever cookie, this one!

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Was reading to my gals as part of our bedtime ritual last night. Were on the topic of prophets.

DD2: Mummy, what are prophets?
Me: Prophets are God's leaders to the Israelites, a little like kings.
And prophets bring God's message to His people.
DD1: (Eyes round)...you mean in Old Testament time, there's no mobiles, so He sent His messages through His prophets loh! :faint:

[RRMummy]

Andaiz:

DD1: (Eyes round)...you mean in Old Testament time, there's no mobiles, so He sends His messages through His prophets loh! :faint:

:lol: :lol: :lol: Your DD1 so cute!

now I know... for such a long time no prophets coz now God can send His messages via mobiles to us directly leow..

[Andaiz]

[quote=\"RRMummy

:lol: :lol: :lol: Your DD1 so cute!

now I know... for such a long time no prophets coz now God can send His messages via mobiles to us directly leow.. [/quote]

She's in P1....growing up way too fast for me...but yes, no wonder we can't hear Him now eh?

[buds]

Wah-leow, can really think outta the box your DD, Andaiz! :shock:

How stylo is that wor... God's messages to come in SMS and MMS format!