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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • B Offline
      BlurBee
      last edited by

      WCW:
      DS: mommy, i will be a doctor when i grow up

      Me: why?
      DS: mommy n daddy will not be sick
      :love:
      Oh another lovely son. :love:

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        smartmummy
        last edited by

        ChiefKiasu:
        Mrs CKS: Come here. Since you are going to be in P1, I'm going to teach you to be independent, OK?

        Ms CKS: Oh OK.
        Mrs CKS: In P1, I'll teach you to sweep the floor.
        Ms CKS: Yes! I like to sweep the floor.
        Mrs CKS: In P2, I'll teach you to mop the floor.
        Ms CKS: Mop the floor, yes! I love mopping the floor.
        Mrs CKS: In P3, I'll teach you to hang the clothes.
        Ms CKS: Yes!
        Mrs CKS: In P4, I'll teach you to wash the clothes.
        Ms CKS: Yippee! I can use the washing machine!
        Mrs CKS: In P5, I'll teach you to iron the clothes.
        Ms CKS: Yeah!
        Mrs CKS: In P6, I'll teach you to cook.
        Ms CKS: Yeah, yummy!
        Mrs CKS: ...
        Ms CKS: So what will you teach me in Sec 1?
        CKS: Um, you'll already know how to do everything. So you will do it all lor. :evil:
        Ms CKS: What?! You treat me like the maid?!
        CKS & Mrs CKS: :rotflmao:
        :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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          MrsSeah
          last edited by

          WCW:
          Me: Do u want cheese or chocolate or (kk ask him) mommy?

          DS: Mommy lor
          Me: Why?
          DS: Coz mommy will buy both cheese and chocolcate for me
          :faint:
          So CLEVER!!!!

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            jtoh
            last edited by

            WCW:
            DS: mommy, what is the meaning of foresee?

            Me: to see or know beforehand
            DS: ok, i foresee mommy will be buying me toys soon (then he smiled cheekily)
            :faint:
            :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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              Carrot_55
              last edited by

              Me: baby, u must drink more water ok? Is good for u.

              dd: why is water good?
              Me: hmm…cos water is a healthy drink and it cleanse ur body system… See… Mummy drink lots of water everyday so mummy got no pimple…you want to be pretty girl rite?
              dd: I’m already very pretty. So I dun need so much water!

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              • tankeeT Offline
                tankee
                last edited by

                Last night, overheard my P2 DS speaking


                "My school is so kiasu, gives us so much homework … "
                after a pasue "but i do not blame the school. You know why … it’s my daddy that put me there, he is so kiasuparent"

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                  MrsSeah
                  last edited by

                  tankee:
                  Last night, overheard my P2 DS speaking


                  \"My school is so kiasu, gives us so much homework ...... \"
                  after a pasue \"but i do not blame the school. You know why .... it's my daddy that put me there, he is so kiasuparent\"
                  LOL!!! :rotflmao:

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                    MrsSeah
                    last edited by

                    Carrot_55:
                    Me: baby, u must drink more water ok? Is good for u.

                    dd: why is water good?
                    Me: hmm..cos water is a healthy drink and it cleanse ur body system.. See.. Mummy drink lots of water everyday so mummy got no pimple..you want to be pretty girl rite?
                    dd: I'm already very pretty. So I dun need so much water!
                    :rotflmao:

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                      smartmummy
                      last edited by

                      Carrot_55:
                      Me: baby, u must drink more water ok? Is good for u.

                      dd: why is water good?
                      Me: hmm..cos water is a healthy drink and it cleanse ur body system.. See.. Mummy drink lots of water everyday so mummy got no pimple..you want to be pretty girl rite?
                      dd: I'm already very pretty. So I dun need so much water!
                      :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                        smartmummy
                        last edited by

                        WCW:
                        DS: mommy, what is the meaning of foresee?

                        Me: to see or know beforehand
                        DS: ok, i foresee mommy will be buying me toys soon (then he smiled cheekily)
                        :faint:
                        :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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