Kids say the darnest things...
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WCW:
Oh another lovely son. :love:DS: mommy, i will be a doctor when i grow up
Me: why?
DS: mommy n daddy will not be sick
:love: -
ChiefKiasu:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Mrs CKS: Come here. Since you are going to be in P1, I'm going to teach you to be independent, OK?
Ms CKS: Oh OK.
Mrs CKS: In P1, I'll teach you to sweep the floor.
Ms CKS: Yes! I like to sweep the floor.
Mrs CKS: In P2, I'll teach you to mop the floor.
Ms CKS: Mop the floor, yes! I love mopping the floor.
Mrs CKS: In P3, I'll teach you to hang the clothes.
Ms CKS: Yes!
Mrs CKS: In P4, I'll teach you to wash the clothes.
Ms CKS: Yippee! I can use the washing machine!
Mrs CKS: In P5, I'll teach you to iron the clothes.
Ms CKS: Yeah!
Mrs CKS: In P6, I'll teach you to cook.
Ms CKS: Yeah, yummy!
Mrs CKS: ...
Ms CKS: So what will you teach me in Sec 1?
CKS: Um, you'll already know how to do everything. So you will do it all lor. :evil:
Ms CKS: What?! You treat me like the maid?!
CKS & Mrs CKS: :rotflmao: -
WCW:
So CLEVER!!!!Me: Do u want cheese or chocolate or (kk ask him) mommy?
DS: Mommy lor
Me: Why?
DS: Coz mommy will buy both cheese and chocolcate for me
:faint: -
WCW:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:DS: mommy, what is the meaning of foresee?
Me: to see or know beforehand
DS: ok, i foresee mommy will be buying me toys soon (then he smiled cheekily)
:faint: -
Me: baby, u must drink more water ok? Is good for u.
dd: why is water good?
Me: hmm…cos water is a healthy drink and it cleanse ur body system… See… Mummy drink lots of water everyday so mummy got no pimple…you want to be pretty girl rite?
dd: I’m already very pretty. So I dun need so much water! -
Last night, overheard my P2 DS speaking
"My school is so kiasu, gives us so much homework … "
after a pasue "but i do not blame the school. You know why … it’s my daddy that put me there, he is so kiasuparent" -
tankee:
LOL!!! :rotflmao:Last night, overheard my P2 DS speaking
\"My school is so kiasu, gives us so much homework ...... \"
after a pasue \"but i do not blame the school. You know why .... it's my daddy that put me there, he is so kiasuparent\" -
Carrot_55:
:rotflmao:Me: baby, u must drink more water ok? Is good for u.
dd: why is water good?
Me: hmm..cos water is a healthy drink and it cleanse ur body system.. See.. Mummy drink lots of water everyday so mummy got no pimple..you want to be pretty girl rite?
dd: I'm already very pretty. So I dun need so much water! -
Carrot_55:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Me: baby, u must drink more water ok? Is good for u.
dd: why is water good?
Me: hmm..cos water is a healthy drink and it cleanse ur body system.. See.. Mummy drink lots of water everyday so mummy got no pimple..you want to be pretty girl rite?
dd: I'm already very pretty. So I dun need so much water! -
WCW:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:DS: mommy, what is the meaning of foresee?
Me: to see or know beforehand
DS: ok, i foresee mommy will be buying me toys soon (then he smiled cheekily)
:faint:
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