Kids say the darnest things...
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Funz:
DH told me no, not hair on the floor but 'THAT HAIR'
:lol: reminds me of the time when my DD1 was trying very hard to get a peek at DH's birdie while DH was taking a leak and she happened to walk in to show him something.. :roll:
since then DH made sure 'it' is kept covered... away from their prying eyes... :lol: -
DD1 has always been a mature kid, but she came up wit somthing a couple of months ago that had us :?
SIL: Is E* your boyfriend?
DD: No, he's my good friend
SIL: But i thought you like him
DD: Ya, because he's a good boy. But I don't know next time he grow up will be good boy anot mah so now he's only my good friend first
SIL: :whut:
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3greatkids:
:lol: You have a very sensible gal there! Don't need to be too worried in the future..
DD: Ya, because he's a good boy. But I don't know next time he grow up will be good boy anot mah so now he's only my good friend first
SIL: :whut:
ROFL
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RRMummy:
haha, let's just hope she stays that way. there's still the adolescence and teenage years to conquer!
:lol: You have a very sensible gal there! Don't need to be too worried in the future..3greatkids:
DD: Ya, because he's a good boy. But I don't know next time he grow up will be good boy anot mah so now he's only my good friend first
SIL: :whut:
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this happened a few months after my dad passed away … my son was about 4 years old then, and we were walking to my mother’s place …
DS : Dad … why ah gong die?
Me : he died because he was very ill …
DS : I told him not too eat too many sweet, he did not listern …
Me : er…
… after a moment of silence …
DS : I missed ah gong a lot …
Me : I missed him too …
… another moment of silence …
DS : Dad … I don’t want you to die. I don’t want mommy to die. -
My 2.5yo boy is ‘dirty minded’. Everytime we walk past lingerie shop, he’ll stop to stare at the poster. Ask him what is he looking at & he’ll point at the poster & say "OH! Mummy see! Big nana! Oh so yummy!".
p/s: my hb does not talk to me like that at all
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DS has seen on tv about playing frisbee. Since yesterday was such a great outdoor day, we decided to head for the park. We dug up an old frisbee to hv some fun with DS.
DH was throwing the frisbee to DS and telling him to catch it. Me also demonstrating how to catch it. DH’s over enthusiasm and was repeating calling DS to go catch the frisbee. DS suddenly ran towards DH and said: "DADDY, I am XXX, I m not a doggie, OK!?" "Here, I throw and you catch"
That really crack us up and made our day. DH and I are also looking forward to his new found humour. -
I was trying to incorporate maths & family concept in my conversation with my 4yo son:
Me: meimei is 2 years younger than u. u have to take care of her ok?
Son: ok, mummy
Me: how old is meimei when u r 6?
Son: 4
…a few other similar questions in between…
Me: hmm…how old will meimei be when u r 18?
Son: 16
…it’s getting abit mundane, so I added another question
Me: how about mummy? how old will I be when u r 18?
Son: ???..(after a long pause)…die already (serious face)
I didn’t know how to react. as I know there is a possibility that it might happened. mixed feeling about his reply… -
I was talking to my 6 yrs old girl recently after the school registerations were over. It goes like this:-
Me: You will be in a girls school, there will be no boys in your class
DD: Good prefer girls, don't have to worry about boyfriends
Me: Its O.K to have friends who is a boy, nothing wrong in it.
DD: No, if I have one. i have to marry him eventually. I want to live with you forever, don\"t want to get marry. (Hopes she tell me this 20yrs down the road)
Me: Does not mean if you have boyfriends you have to marry him.
DD: Then why you marry daddy
Me: :whut: -
mrswongtuition:
mrswongtuition, your 2.5 yo is not dirty-minded...to him, the bxeasts equate to food! You must have been bfeeding him well! :celebrate:My 2.5yo boy is 'dirty minded'. Everytime we walk past lingerie shop, he'll stop to stare at the poster. Ask him what is he looking at & he'll point at the poster & say \"OH! Mummy see! Big nana! Oh so yummy!\".
p/s: my hb does not talk to me like that at all
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