Neighbour Stories

[smartmummy]

Hi All!

After I read the article only I know some chinese don’t like the smell.I saw in the restaurant, chinese buy indian curry.I cook curry always,but I don’t have any experience that my neighbour complained to me and never close my doors or windows.I think my curry not that strong smell.hahaha…

[pinky]

verykiasu2010:

pinky:

May I suggest that all foreigners who want to apply for PR/invited to apply for PR must go through this orientation program:

1. visit Little India-to soak in the smell of different spices and have curry for lunch & dinner for 7 days continously (apply to all PRC applicants)

2. smell and actually taste durians for 7 days continously. Each applicant must finish at least a durian (1 kg) ( apply to all nationalities)

-those who cannot complete the tests will not qualify for PR application
-those who past the test must sign an agreement and sunpa that they will not complain about their neighbours of the smell of curry and durians forever
:evil: :evil: :evil: :imcool:

my guess, pinky, you own the whole 'mao shan wang' and you came from india ?? :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :evil: :evil: :evil:

:? :?

[pinky]

let's see if one day your foreign neighbour demand that you NOT eat durians when they are at home :evil:

[smartmummy]

My prev. neighbour the teen on radio very loud the whole block can hear.We asked them to reduce the volume the boy said i on my radio in my house. :slapshead: After that whenever he on the radio, I went out for three hours then I returned home.After that not often very rare the sound coming.After 5 years only we knew that he has some mental problem.

[daisyt]

pinky:

let's see if one day your foreign neighbour demand that you NOT eat durians when they are at home :evil:

I would counter complain because durian is one of my medication to release work stress!

[smartmummy]

I read many posts here all admited their durian and pork smell are so strong.I appreciate all. :salute: :salute:

[jtoh]

pinky:

let's see if one day your foreign neighbour demand that you NOT eat durians when they are at home :evil:

The problem with durians is the smell lingers LONG after the fruit is devoured and the shell discarded. The foreign neighbour will still be complaining when he comes home. Especially if you burp in his face.

[sall]

jtoh:

pinky:

let's see if one day your foreign neighbour demand that you NOT eat durians when they are at home :evil:

The problem with durians is the smell lingers LONG after the fruit is devoured and the shell discarded. The foreign neighbour will still be complaining when he comes home. Especially if you burp in his face.

If he complains, then I'll try to burp more in his face. :evil:

[jtoh]

sall:

jtoh:

[quote=\"pinky\"]let's see if one day your foreign neighbour demand that you NOT eat durians when they are at home :evil:

The problem with durians is the smell lingers LONG after the fruit is devoured and the shell discarded. The foreign neighbour will still be complaining when he comes home. Especially if you burp in his face.

If he complains, then I'll try to burp more in his face. :evil:[/quote]Breaking wind might help too.

[Happy Mama]

I am lucky.


Whenever I smell food, my neighbor will pass some to us. All we need to say is \"wow, the durians smell good!\" and the next minute my doorbell will ring and we get a few durians (whole fruit). When I smell charcoal burning, I know I'll be getting Bak Zhang soon.

See, win-win situation. :imcool:

Hmm, wonder what I'll be smelling this today. :drool: