How To Kill A Roach

[pinky]

jtoh:

pinky:

[quote=\"LOLMum\"]nothing beats stepping into a puddle of urine in the lift........ :gloomy:

my block apparently has many dog lovers but they don't really shower and clean the dogs so the stench can be quite strong especially those big and shaggy hair ones. So I avoid taking the lift immediately if I see a big dog coming out with the maid or the owner :slapshead:

Oh yes, the big furry smelly ones that have been romping around in the rain and mud. I had a neighbour with a dog like that. But she was nice about not taking the lift when she saw that the humans (meaning us) were plannning to take it.[/quote]at least she is considerate enough. I have this angmo living in my block whose dog is huge and furry and smells bad. The entire block knows about it. Once I tried to :siam: the dog when the lift door opens and she told me very sternly: dun worry, my dog doesn't bite doesn't bark and I retorted: your dog is dead?? (sorry I am not :imanangel: but the smell was very bad and the look on her face is like 'why so kiasi')

[LOLMum]

dog owners always think those who :siam: their dogs are anti-dog.


i like dogs but i dont like to touch or be touched by dogs especially those which are smelly.

my niece's huge dog loves to jump onto me (it is huge and really fat) and 8 out of 10 times, it is able to knock me to the ground/sofa.

[jtoh]

pinky:

at least she is considerate enough. I have this angmo living in my block whose dog is huge and furry and smells bad. The entire block knows about it. Once I tried to :siam: the dog when the lift door opens and she told me very sternly: dun worry, my dog doesn't bite doesn't bark and I retorted: your dog is dead?? (sorry I am not :imanangel: but the smell was very bad and the look on her face is like 'why so kiasi')

You actually said that? :rotflmao: What was her reaction? You should have followed up with 'Maybe that's why it smells so bad.\" :rotflmao:

[limlim]

jtoh:

The whole bottle??? The cockroach must be in scent heaven.

Aiyo..... Just pour hot/boiling water on it.. fast and efficient..

[Funz]

limlim:

Aiyo..... Just pour hot/boiling water on it.. fast and efficient..

wah like that kenna complain again how? Complain for cooking cockroach. :sick:

[pinky]

jtoh:

You actually said that? :rotflmao: What was her reaction? You should have followed up with 'Maybe that's why it smells so bad.\" :rotflmao:

she stared at me then looked away angrily so I let her took the lift first lor :evil: Now whenever she sees me, she wont step into the lift with me, heng ah so my ploy worked. :rahrah:

[jtoh]

pinky:

jtoh:

You actually said that? :rotflmao: What was her reaction? You should have followed up with 'Maybe that's why it smells so bad.\" :rotflmao:

she stared at me then looked away angrily so I let her took the lift first lor :evil: Now whenever she sees me, she wont step into the lift with me, heng ah so my ploy worked. :rahrah:

:udawoman:

[Happy Mama]

pinky:

the poor cockroach at least died smelling nice :evil:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[Happy Mama]

jtoh:

Got whole fruit! You're lucky!

Yeap, 4 whole durians.

[Happy Mama]

sall:

Yes. I killed the roach with Coco Chanel.

Ooh, my favorite perfume!