Kids say the darnest things...
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GreenQ:
Heheh... only goes to show what goes around comes around. So we must be very careful when we tell our children how much we are spending on them... we may be hearing the same words coming out from their mouths sometime in the future.I always headache with my gal who likes to take her own sweet time to finish a cup of water everyday.
Few days ago I said to her:\"Hey gal gal! I count to 10, if you don't finish your water, then I will ask you to finish another 10 cups of water!\" Wow... it worked! She finished her water in 1 minute!
Then last night after I finished telling them 2 stories before bed time, they requested 3 more stories. I said no! Mummy very tired. But my gal replied me,\"Hey mummy! I count to 10, if you not start to tell 3 more stories, then I want you to tell 10 more stories!\"
I said,\" :whut:\" :faint: -
ChiefKiasu:
Hijack this thread... Kekeke CKS ... Are we having new features lined up? Saw from our profiles that it has a file download, order history tabs :? -
ZacK:
... Hijack this thread... Kekeke CKS ... Are we having new features lined up? Saw from our profiles that it has a file download, order history tabs :?
Err... they have always been there
At one time, we were thinking of setting up a proper market place to replace the buy-sell forums where people get to create their own items to sell. Got side-tracked somehow.
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ChiefKiasu:
Oh really... Either I was just not observant when I first signed up or perhaps I'm just getting old lar :oops:ZacK:
... Hijack this thread... Kekeke CKS ... Are we having new features lined up? Saw from our profiles that it has a file download, order history tabs :?
Err... they have always been there At one time, we were thinking of setting up a proper market place to replace the buy-sell forums where people get to create their own items to sell. Got side-tracked somehow. -
While watching the chinese drama Laughing In The Wind, we reached the part where LipingZhi married Lingshan. Screen shows them sitting on the side of the bed and the scene cuts off. P3 dd went \"They are going to have sex now, right?\" :faint:
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as my ds1 is generally weak in spoken mandarin, often translating his 'english' thoughts into mandarin before speaking, i had spent more time this round to polish his chinese oral skills. last minute revision on english oral gave me a good laugh(or scare!) as for once, his thought process is in mandarin and he tried to translate them into english (without thinking :roll: )...
Picture shows that the girl is standing behind the man;
ds1's mandarin thought process (based on frequently taught phrases) : ε¨ι£δ½η·ηει’....
ds1's translated english speech : at that man's behind....
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I was bustling about more actively
lately due to the upcoming final
exams. DD1 seemed to be
taking it too nonchalantly..
Even as i asked her to read thru
the units as per given by the sch
she was revising them with queer
expression and smiles. Smiles?
Yeah smiles... :roll:
So like any natural parent, i just
had to ask...
Me : Hey, what's with the smirk?
Me : You taking this seriously or not?
Me : Final year very important ya know?
DD1 : I know..
Me : Then what is it on your mind that you're
not sharing with your mother?
DD1 : (Serious tone) Mum, did you know there
is another illness going around?
Me : Yah? Really? What illness is that?
DD1 : H2N2.
Me : I didn't noe that.. :idea:
What illness is that?
DD1 : H2N2 is short form for H2-SA2.
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watmekiasu:
While watching the chinese drama Laughing In The Wind, we reached the part where LipingZhi married Lingshan. Screen shows them sitting on the side of the bed and the scene cuts off. P3 dd went \"They are going to have sex now, right?\" :faint:
Hehheh... kids do know more than we credit them with.
Anyway... just this morning, my 4yo daughter was sleep-talking as usual. Instead of the normal repertoire of screams and yells, though, she said loudly with a sigh: \"So boooorred.\"
I guess that must have been a truly boring dream... or perhaps one too many re-runs? -
Back from work late and scrambling to set the table for dinner, I was asking for help from dd and ds. Strangely both said that they are about to take a bath, followed by homework. Puzzled and not happy they have not completed the two tasks, I queried both on their tardiness. As usual ds became the spoke person and dd took few steps behind trying to hide.
Me: Itβs now 7 pm. Tell me why was the homework not completed earlier and your bathing time is supposed to be at 6 pm. Please explain.
Both: (quiet)
Me: Why? :x :x :x (my voice started to be shrill liao)
DS: We were watching tv, it was interesting and we learn something. (mumbled)
Me: No tv until homework is done and donβt give excuses that the tv program is interesting.
DS: But it is. We now learn why man feet are smellier than woman. This is because man perspire more and damp feet causes bacteria to grow. (he sounds confident)
DH: Sure or not. You are giving excuses to avoid punishment.
DS: Yes, daddy itβs true. If you dont believe it, see, no smell from mummy's (ds went over to mine). But yours, you have to smell it yourself.
Me: :rotflmao:
DH: -
:lol: One smart aleck you got there... :lol:
So, was he punished eventually...
For me, if he did go down to daddie's
feet to prove it, then i'd gladly forgo
punishment!
:rotflmao:
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