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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      autumnbronze
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      We were having Japanese for lunch.


      After my 4 yr old finished his meal, I asked him ....

      Me: are you full?

      DS: mum, I am not a fool!

      Me: :faint:

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        RoyceH
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        Cute~


        faving this thread…

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          tankee
          last edited by

          autumnbronze:
          We were having Japanese for lunch.


          After my 4 yr old finished his meal, I asked him ....

          Me: are you full?

          DS: mum, I am not a fool!

          Me: :faint:
          :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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            smartmummy
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            I told about God my daughter thought its goat and asked me many qns.Then I realised she thought goat.

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              janet88
              last edited by

              autumnbronze:
              We were having Japanese for lunch.


              After my 4 yr old finished his meal, I asked him ....

              Me: are you full?

              DS: mum, I am not a fool!

              Me: :faint:
              I like this...so cute. Kids are really fast now.

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              • KiasuAdultK Offline
                KiasuAdult
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                My mum told me once that when i was small i went to a playgroup and i was a big crybaby crying everyday. so my mum asked a particular teacher to look out for me, hence the teacher placed me right in front of her. I kept standing up during lessons and when the teacher asked me to sit down because she need to look at the other students, I supposedly said\"Don't look at others, looking at me is enough.\" My teacher even told my mum she doesn't know whether to be angry or laugh! 😄

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                  sleepy
                  last edited by

                  dd2 saw me pillow my head on dh’s big belly. Not looking quite agreeable, she commented


                  dd: You know he is mine, right?

                  me: Nope, he is mine. I met him much earlier than you did.

                  dd: But we’ve a stronger relationship.

                  me: Why so?

                  dd: Husband can change, daddy cannot change.

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                    ppnqq
                    last edited by

                    sleepy:
                    dd2 saw me pillow my head on dh's big belly. Not looking quite agreeable, she commented


                    dd: You know he is mine, right?

                    me: Nope, he is mine. I met him much earlier than you did.

                    dd: But we've a stronger relationship.

                    me: Why so?

                    dd: Husband can change, daddy cannot change.
                    :heresmyfish: I like this because this happen in my family too! :boogie:

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                      Intermezzo
                      last edited by

                      sleepy:
                      dd2 saw me pillow my head on dh's big belly. Not looking quite agreeable, she commented


                      dd: You know he is mine, right?

                      me: Nope, he is mine. I met him much earlier than you did.

                      dd: But we've a stronger relationship.

                      me: Why so?

                      dd: Husband can change, daddy cannot change.
                      :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

                      your husband must feel like a million dollars now.. 2 cute chicks fighting over him ~

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                        MrsSeah
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                        sleepy:
                        dd2 saw me pillow my head on dh's big belly. Not looking quite agreeable, she commented


                        dd: You know he is mine, right?

                        me: Nope, he is mine. I met him much earlier than you did.

                        dd: But we've a stronger relationship.

                        me: Why so?

                        dd: Husband can change, daddy cannot change.
                        So funny!!!! :rotflmao:

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