Kids say the darnest things...
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kylene:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:my 3 year old asks me every morning \"where am I going today?\" and I'll reply \"You're going to school today\".
One day after I replied, he said \"I can't go to school everyday. Sometimes I need to go somewhere nice !\" -
Chenonceau:
:rotflmao: gosh your ds speaketh machiam like star wars dialogue.. very poetic kekekeke..DS: Mom... I scored XX marks for English and I think it was a high mark.
Me: Really? How do you know it is high?
DS: I asked my friends.
Me: You're an introvert. You dun have many friends... or so you said. So maybe those few you hang out with are all tooty.
DS: Mom... when I say friends nowadays, I mean a far wider network of acquaintances. In fact it is only in the far depths of the FEMALE EMPIRE that I cannot reach. -
We were having Japanese for lunch.
After my 4 yr old finished his meal, I asked him ....
Me: are you full?
DS: mum, I am not a fool!
Me: :faint: -
Cute~
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autumnbronze:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:We were having Japanese for lunch.
After my 4 yr old finished his meal, I asked him ....
Me: are you full?
DS: mum, I am not a fool!
Me: :faint: -
I told about God my daughter thought its goat and asked me many qns.Then I realised she thought goat.
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autumnbronze:
I like this...so cute. Kids are really fast now.We were having Japanese for lunch.
After my 4 yr old finished his meal, I asked him ....
Me: are you full?
DS: mum, I am not a fool!
Me: :faint: -
My mum told me once that when i was small i went to a playgroup and i was a big crybaby crying everyday. so my mum asked a particular teacher to look out for me, hence the teacher placed me right in front of her. I kept standing up during lessons and when the teacher asked me to sit down because she need to look at the other students, I supposedly said\"Don't look at others, looking at me is enough.\" My teacher even told my mum she doesn't know whether to be angry or laugh!
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dd2 saw me pillow my head on dh’s big belly. Not looking quite agreeable, she commented
dd: You know he is mine, right?
me: Nope, he is mine. I met him much earlier than you did.
dd: But we’ve a stronger relationship.
me: Why so?
dd: Husband can change, daddy cannot change. -
sleepy:
:heresmyfish: I like this because this happen in my family too! :boogie:dd2 saw me pillow my head on dh's big belly. Not looking quite agreeable, she commented
dd: You know he is mine, right?
me: Nope, he is mine. I met him much earlier than you did.
dd: But we've a stronger relationship.
me: Why so?
dd: Husband can change, daddy cannot change.
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