Kids say the darnest things...
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Two days ago ds initated an interesting conversation with me which went like this.
DS: Why do you give nai-nai money? (I always ask ds to pass the allowance to my mum)
Me: Because I'm a good son. (implicit meaning - you better be like me)
After a few moments deep in thought ....
DS: When you're old, you'll depend on me you know. (Is this a threat? Machiam I'll decide which old folks' home you go to, so better be nice to me)
Me: Huh?
DS: Just like now I'm depending on you. (That's more like it, gratitude son, don't you forget it)
After another pause ....
DS: You better make sure I do well next time or you'll have no food to eat when you're old.
Me: Huh?
That's when I quickly brought out all the assessments for him to do. Better make sure he do well mah!
Don't want to end up starving when I'm old. :slapshead: -
my 3 year old asks me every morning "where am I going today?" and I’ll reply "You’re going to school today".
One day after I replied, he said "I can’t go to school everyday. Sometimes I need to go somewhere nice !" -
kylene:
:rotflmao:my 3 year old asks me every morning \"where am I going today?\" and I'll reply \"You're going to school today\".
One day after I replied, he said \"I can't go to school everyday. Sometimes I need to go somewhere nice !\" -
kylene:
Sweet!my 3 year old asks me every morning \"where am I going today?\" and I'll reply \"You're going to school today\".
One day after I replied, he said \"I can't go to school everyday. Sometimes I need to go somewhere nice !\" -
kylene:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:my 3 year old asks me every morning \"where am I going today?\" and I'll reply \"You're going to school today\".
One day after I replied, he said \"I can't go to school everyday. Sometimes I need to go somewhere nice !\" -
Chenonceau:
:rotflmao: gosh your ds speaketh machiam like star wars dialogue.. very poetic kekekeke..DS: Mom... I scored XX marks for English and I think it was a high mark.
Me: Really? How do you know it is high?
DS: I asked my friends.
Me: You're an introvert. You dun have many friends... or so you said. So maybe those few you hang out with are all tooty.
DS: Mom... when I say friends nowadays, I mean a far wider network of acquaintances. In fact it is only in the far depths of the FEMALE EMPIRE that I cannot reach. -
We were having Japanese for lunch.
After my 4 yr old finished his meal, I asked him ....
Me: are you full?
DS: mum, I am not a fool!
Me: :faint: -
Cute~
faving this thread… -
autumnbronze:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:We were having Japanese for lunch.
After my 4 yr old finished his meal, I asked him ....
Me: are you full?
DS: mum, I am not a fool!
Me: :faint: -
I told about God my daughter thought its goat and asked me many qns.Then I realised she thought goat.
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