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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • I Offline
      ImMeeMee
      last edited by

      concern2:



      :rotflmao: Really headache!

      How about this from my son: \" 爸爸后面我\" - Papa behind me! :slapshead:
      I know what you mean ... 😂

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        MrsSeah
        last edited by

        concern2:



        :rotflmao: Really headache!

        How about this from my son: \" 爸爸后面我\" - Papa behind me! :slapshead:
        Kekekekeke......

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          markfch
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          Two days ago ds initated an interesting conversation with me which went like this.


          DS: Why do you give nai-nai money? (I always ask ds to pass the allowance to my mum)

          Me: Because I'm a good son. (implicit meaning - you better be like me)

          After a few moments deep in thought ....

          DS: When you're old, you'll depend on me you know. (Is this a threat? Machiam I'll decide which old folks' home you go to, so better be nice to me)

          Me: Huh?

          DS: Just like now I'm depending on you. (That's more like it, gratitude son, don't you forget it)

          After another pause ....

          DS: You better make sure I do well next time or you'll have no food to eat when you're old.

          Me: Huh? 🤷

          That's when I quickly brought out all the assessments for him to do. Better make sure he do well mah!

          Don't want to end up starving when I'm old. :slapshead:

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            kylene
            last edited by

            my 3 year old asks me every morning "where am I going today?" and I’ll reply "You’re going to school today".


            One day after I replied, he said "I can’t go to school everyday. Sometimes I need to go somewhere nice !"

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              Chenonceau
              last edited by

              kylene:
              my 3 year old asks me every morning \"where am I going today?\" and I'll reply \"You're going to school today\".


              One day after I replied, he said \"I can't go to school everyday. Sometimes I need to go somewhere nice !\"
              :rotflmao:

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                metz
                last edited by

                kylene:
                my 3 year old asks me every morning \"where am I going today?\" and I'll reply \"You're going to school today\".


                One day after I replied, he said \"I can't go to school everyday. Sometimes I need to go somewhere nice !\"
                Sweet!

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                  Intermezzo
                  last edited by

                  kylene:
                  my 3 year old asks me every morning \"where am I going today?\" and I'll reply \"You're going to school today\".


                  One day after I replied, he said \"I can't go to school everyday. Sometimes I need to go somewhere nice !\"
                  :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                    Intermezzo
                    last edited by

                    Chenonceau:
                    DS: Mom... I scored XX marks for English and I think it was a high mark.


                    Me: Really? How do you know it is high?

                    DS: I asked my friends.

                    Me: You're an introvert. You dun have many friends... or so you said. So maybe those few you hang out with are all tooty.

                    DS: Mom... when I say friends nowadays, I mean a far wider network of acquaintances. In fact it is only in the far depths of the FEMALE EMPIRE that I cannot reach.
                    :rotflmao: gosh your ds speaketh machiam like star wars dialogue.. very poetic kekekeke..

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                      autumnbronze
                      last edited by

                      We were having Japanese for lunch.


                      After my 4 yr old finished his meal, I asked him ....

                      Me: are you full?

                      DS: mum, I am not a fool!

                      Me: :faint:

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                        RoyceH
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                        Cute~


                        faving this thread…

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