Kids say the darnest things...

[ImMeeMee]

concern2:

:rotflmao: Really headache!

How about this from my son: \" 爸爸后面我\" - Papa behind me! :slapshead:

I know what you mean ...

[MrsSeah]

concern2:

:rotflmao: Really headache!

How about this from my son: \" 爸爸后面我\" - Papa behind me! :slapshead:

Kekekekeke......

[markfch]

Two days ago ds initated an interesting conversation with me which went like this.


DS: Why do you give nai-nai money? (I always ask ds to pass the allowance to my mum)

Me: Because I'm a good son. (implicit meaning - you better be like me)

After a few moments deep in thought ....

DS: When you're old, you'll depend on me you know. (Is this a threat? Machiam I'll decide which old folks' home you go to, so better be nice to me)

Me: Huh?

DS: Just like now I'm depending on you. (That's more like it, gratitude son, don't you forget it)

After another pause ....

DS: You better make sure I do well next time or you'll have no food to eat when you're old.

Me: Huh?

That's when I quickly brought out all the assessments for him to do. Better make sure he do well mah!

Don't want to end up starving when I'm old. :slapshead:

[kylene]

my 3 year old asks me every morning "where am I going today?" and I’ll reply "You’re going to school today".


One day after I replied, he said "I can’t go to school everyday. Sometimes I need to go somewhere nice !"

[Chenonceau]

kylene:

my 3 year old asks me every morning \"where am I going today?\" and I'll reply \"You're going to school today\".


One day after I replied, he said \"I can't go to school everyday. Sometimes I need to go somewhere nice !\"

:rotflmao:

[metz]

kylene:

my 3 year old asks me every morning \"where am I going today?\" and I'll reply \"You're going to school today\".


One day after I replied, he said \"I can't go to school everyday. Sometimes I need to go somewhere nice !\"

Sweet!

[Intermezzo]

kylene:

my 3 year old asks me every morning \"where am I going today?\" and I'll reply \"You're going to school today\".


One day after I replied, he said \"I can't go to school everyday. Sometimes I need to go somewhere nice !\"

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[Intermezzo]

Chenonceau:

DS: Mom... I scored XX marks for English and I think it was a high mark.


Me: Really? How do you know it is high?

DS: I asked my friends.

Me: You're an introvert. You dun have many friends... or so you said. So maybe those few you hang out with are all tooty.

DS: Mom... when I say friends nowadays, I mean a far wider network of acquaintances. In fact it is only in the far depths of the FEMALE EMPIRE that I cannot reach.

:rotflmao: gosh your ds speaketh machiam like star wars dialogue.. very poetic kekekeke..

[autumnbronze]

We were having Japanese for lunch.


After my 4 yr old finished his meal, I asked him ....

Me: are you full?

DS: mum, I am not a fool!

Me: :faint:

[RoyceH]

Cute~


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