Kids say the darnest things...
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autumnbronze:
We were having Japanese for lunch.
After my 4 yr old finished his meal, I asked him ....
Me: are you full?
DS: mum, I am not a fool!
Me: :faint:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: -
Earlier this year...
dd : Why you keep asking me about my ballet class?
me : Cause I like ballet but when I was young I don't have money to go for ballet classes.
dd : Next time when I go primary school, I will have a lot of money. I will pay money for you. You go adult one ok?
me : Huh? How come go primary school got money one?
dd : Got! primary school got homework mah.. work then got money. -
SandS:
:rotflmao:Earlier this year...
dd : Why you keep asking me about my ballet class?
me : Cause I like ballet but when I was young I don't have money to go for ballet classes.
dd : Next time when I go primary school, I will have a lot of money. I will pay money for you. You go adult one ok?
me : Huh? How come go primary school got money one?
dd : Got! primary school got homework mah.. work then got money. -
SandS:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:Earlier this year...
dd : Why you keep asking me about my ballet class?
me : Cause I like ballet but when I was young I don't have money to go for ballet classes.
dd : Next time when I go primary school, I will have a lot of money. I will pay money for you. You go adult one ok?
me : Huh? How come go primary school got money one?
dd : Got! primary school got homework mah.. work then got money.
If got money for homework , our children will be really rich :imcool: -
sleepy:
Hi sleepy, ur DD is one smart cookie!dd2 saw me pillow my head on dh's big belly. Not looking quite agreeable, she commented
dd: You know he is mine, right?
me: Nope, he is mine. I met him much earlier than you did.
dd: But we've a stronger relationship.
me: Why so?
dd: Husband can change, daddy cannot change.
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DD recently told me that she wants to have a baby boy after she gets married. She is only 4 yo now. I asked her why.
Her cute innocent reply, \"so that he will look like my daddy!\"
Such is her adoration for her father. :love: -
Frequently heard this remark on Taiwanese 综艺节目
‘女儿是爸爸的前世情人’ -
sleepy:
:love: :love: :love:dd2 saw me pillow my head on dh's big belly. Not looking quite agreeable, she commented
dd: You know he is mine, right?
me: Nope, he is mine. I met him much earlier than you did.
dd: But we've a stronger relationship.
me: Why so?
dd: Husband can change, daddy cannot change. -
reading these posts reminded me of my ds2… he used to suck his thumb all the time, even in school… the Principal will always catch him and bring him to the wash basin, and tell him ‘it’s dirty, wash’
One day, ds2 was happily sucking away in class when he met the Principal. He took his thumb out and waved it in front of her, and said: ’ I wash already!!’ and pop it rite back into the mouth!! -
schweppes:
Well... must say that our dear autumnbronze does look Va-va-voom :preen:[/quote]Schweppes arh... you mean vaa vaa vroom vroom? :evil:
Now you are making us all curious about what you look like, autumnbronzeChiefKiasu:
[quote=\"autumnbronze\"]Today, while having lunch .....
DS: Mummi, why is my chest flat and yours look like mountains
Me: :yikes: then :faint:
When we last met up I asked her, \"Sorry babe, I just
have to ask lar... You are a... mm... \"G\" aren't you?\"
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