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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • M Offline
      MrsSeah
      last edited by

      autumnbronze:
      We were having Japanese for lunch.


      After my 4 yr old finished his meal, I asked him ....

      Me: are you full?

      DS: mum, I am not a fool!

      Me: :faint:

      :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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        SandS
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        Earlier this year...


        dd : Why you keep asking me about my ballet class?
        me : Cause I like ballet but when I was young I don't have money to go for ballet classes.
        dd : Next time when I go primary school, I will have a lot of money. I will pay money for you. You go adult one ok?
        me : Huh? How come go primary school got money one?
        dd : Got! primary school got homework mah.. work then got money.

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          MrsSeah
          last edited by

          SandS:
          Earlier this year...


          dd : Why you keep asking me about my ballet class?
          me : Cause I like ballet but when I was young I don't have money to go for ballet classes.
          dd : Next time when I go primary school, I will have a lot of money. I will pay money for you. You go adult one ok?
          me : Huh? How come go primary school got money one?
          dd : Got! primary school got homework mah.. work then got money.
          :rotflmao:

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            Sun_2010
            last edited by

            SandS:
            Earlier this year...


            dd : Why you keep asking me about my ballet class?
            me : Cause I like ballet but when I was young I don't have money to go for ballet classes.
            dd : Next time when I go primary school, I will have a lot of money. I will pay money for you. You go adult one ok?
            me : Huh? How come go primary school got money one?
            dd : Got! primary school got homework mah.. work then got money.
            :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
            If got money for homework , our children will be really rich :imcool:

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              Sun_2010
              last edited by

              sleepy:
              dd2 saw me pillow my head on dh's big belly. Not looking quite agreeable, she commented


              dd: You know he is mine, right?

              me: Nope, he is mine. I met him much earlier than you did.

              dd: But we've a stronger relationship.

              me: Why so?

              dd: Husband can change, daddy cannot change.
              Hi sleepy, ur DD is one smart cookie! 😆 😆

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                Angelight
                last edited by

                DD recently told me that she wants to have a baby boy after she gets married. She is only 4 yo now. I asked her why.


                Her cute innocent reply, \"so that he will look like my daddy!\"

                Such is her adoration for her father. :love:

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                  sleepy
                  last edited by

                  Frequently heard this remark on Taiwanese 综艺节目


                  ‘女儿是爸爸的前世情人’

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                    Chenonceau
                    last edited by

                    sleepy:
                    dd2 saw me pillow my head on dh's big belly. Not looking quite agreeable, she commented


                    dd: You know he is mine, right?

                    me: Nope, he is mine. I met him much earlier than you did.

                    dd: But we've a stronger relationship.

                    me: Why so?

                    dd: Husband can change, daddy cannot change.
                    :love: :love: :love:

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                      Mrsbongz
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                      reading these posts reminded me of my ds2… he used to suck his thumb all the time, even in school… the Principal will always catch him and bring him to the wash basin, and tell him ‘it’s dirty, wash’


                      One day, ds2 was happily sucking away in class when he met the Principal. He took his thumb out and waved it in front of her, and said: ’ I wash already!!’ and pop it rite back into the mouth!!

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                        buds
                        last edited by

                        schweppes:
                        ChiefKiasu:

                        [quote=\"autumnbronze\"]Today, while having lunch .....


                        DS: Mummi, why is my chest flat and yours look like mountains

                        Me: :yikes: then :faint:

                        Now you are making us all curious about what you look like, autumnbronze 🙂

                        Well... must say that our dear autumnbronze does look Va-va-voom :preen:[/quote]Schweppes arh... you mean vaa vaa vroom vroom? :evil:
                        When we last met up I asked her, \"Sorry babe, I just
                        have to ask lar... You are a... mm... \"G\" aren't you?\"

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