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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • C Offline
      Chenonceau
      last edited by

      sleepy:
      dd2 saw me pillow my head on dh's big belly. Not looking quite agreeable, she commented


      dd: You know he is mine, right?

      me: Nope, he is mine. I met him much earlier than you did.

      dd: But we've a stronger relationship.

      me: Why so?

      dd: Husband can change, daddy cannot change.
      :love: :love: :love:

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        Mrsbongz
        last edited by

        reading these posts reminded me of my ds2… he used to suck his thumb all the time, even in school… the Principal will always catch him and bring him to the wash basin, and tell him ‘it’s dirty, wash’


        One day, ds2 was happily sucking away in class when he met the Principal. He took his thumb out and waved it in front of her, and said: ’ I wash already!!’ and pop it rite back into the mouth!!

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          buds
          last edited by

          schweppes:
          ChiefKiasu:

          [quote=\"autumnbronze\"]Today, while having lunch .....


          DS: Mummi, why is my chest flat and yours look like mountains

          Me: :yikes: then :faint:

          Now you are making us all curious about what you look like, autumnbronze 🙂

          Well... must say that our dear autumnbronze does look Va-va-voom :preen:[/quote]Schweppes arh... you mean vaa vaa vroom vroom? :evil:
          When we last met up I asked her, \"Sorry babe, I just
          have to ask lar... You are a... mm... \"G\" aren't you?\"

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            autumnbronze
            last edited by

            buds:
            schweppes:

            [quote=\"ChiefKiasu\"]

            Now you are making us all curious about what you look like, autumnbronze 🙂

            Well... must say that our dear autumnbronze does look Va-va-voom :preen:

            Schweppes arh... you mean vaa vaa vroom vroom? :evil:
            When we last met up I asked her, \"Sorry babe, I just
            have to ask lar... You are a... mm... \"G\" aren't you?\"[/quote]So did I disappoint you with my reply ..... :evil: :evil:

            :rotflmao:

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              buds
              last edited by

              Sun_2010:
              autumnbronze:

              Today, while having lunch .....


              DS: Mummi, why is my chest flat and yours look like mountains

              Me: :yikes: then :faint:

              buds avatar comes to mind 😆 😆

              Harlow! Where got dy? :rant:
              I'm now back to the innocent me. :imanangel:

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                buds
                last edited by

                autumnbronze:
                So did I disappoint you with my reply ..... :evil: :evil:


                :rotflmao:
                Naaah.. cos I think you're in fact actually more to a double \"G\".. 😉

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                  Sun_2010
                  last edited by

                  buds:
                  Sun_2010:

                  [quote=\"autumnbronze\"]Today, while having lunch .....


                  DS: Mummi, why is my chest flat and yours look like mountains

                  Me: :yikes: then :faint:

                  buds avatar comes to mind 😆 😆

                  Harlow! Where got dy? :rant:
                  I'm now back to the innocent me. :imanangel:[/quote]Oh but the image of your not-so-innocent avatar remains embedded in most of us :laugh:

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                    MrsSeah
                    last edited by

                    sleepy:
                    Frequently heard this remark on Taiwanese 综艺节目


                    '女儿是爸爸的前世情人'

                    Wow what a good sentense. :evil:

                    My hubby adore my dd VERY much. :rant:

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                      LOLMum
                      last edited by

                      so very true.



                      everytime dh call, the first person he would ask for is dd............ :rant:

                      every house we went to see, the staircase in the house would be the first thing he see. he would imagine how his angel would come down the stairs in her beautiful wedding dress........ :slapshead: :faint: if he doesnt like it, no matter how attractive the rest of the house and price were, forget it. :mad:

                      also he cried at one of the weddings we attended cos' he was thinking of dd on her wedding day.....walking her down the aisle and handing her over to the \"enemy\" :faint: :faint: :faint:

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                        autumnbronze
                        last edited by

                        buds:
                        autumnbronze:

                        So did I disappoint you with my reply ..... :evil: :evil:


                        :rotflmao:

                        Naaah.. cos I think you're in fact actually more to a double \"G\".. 😉

                        Only double arrrrrrh ...... :evil:

                        :politebleah:

                        :rotflmao:

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