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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • B Offline
      buds
      last edited by

      autumnbronze:
      So did I disappoint you with my reply ..... :evil: :evil:


      :rotflmao:
      Naaah.. cos I think you're in fact actually more to a double \"G\".. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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        Sun_2010
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        buds:
        Sun_2010:

        [quote=\"autumnbronze\"]Today, while having lunch .....


        DS: Mummi, why is my chest flat and yours look like mountains

        Me: :yikes: then :faint:

        buds avatar comes to mind ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†

        Harlow! Where got dy? :rant:
        I'm now back to the innocent me. :imanangel:[/quote]Oh but the image of your not-so-innocent avatar remains embedded in most of us :laugh:

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          MrsSeah
          last edited by

          sleepy:
          Frequently heard this remark on Taiwanese ็ปผ่‰บ่Š‚็›ฎ


          'ๅฅณๅ„ฟๆ˜ฏ็ˆธ็ˆธ็š„ๅ‰ไธ–ๆƒ…ไบบ'

          Wow what a good sentense. :evil:

          My hubby adore my dd VERY much. :rant:

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            LOLMum
            last edited by

            so very true.



            everytime dh call, the first person he would ask for is dd............ :rant:

            every house we went to see, the staircase in the house would be the first thing he see. he would imagine how his angel would come down the stairs in her beautiful wedding dress........ :slapshead: :faint: if he doesnt like it, no matter how attractive the rest of the house and price were, forget it. :mad:

            also he cried at one of the weddings we attended cos' he was thinking of dd on her wedding day.....walking her down the aisle and handing her over to the \"enemy\" :faint: :faint: :faint:

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              autumnbronze
              last edited by

              buds:
              autumnbronze:

              So did I disappoint you with my reply ..... :evil: :evil:


              :rotflmao:

              Naaah.. cos I think you're in fact actually more to a double \"G\".. ๐Ÿ˜‰

              Only double arrrrrrh ...... :evil:

              :politebleah:

              :rotflmao:

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                tankee
                last edited by

                LOLMum:
                so very true.



                everytime dh call, the first person he would ask for is dd............ :rant:

                every house we went to see, the staircase in the house would be the first thing he see. he would imagine how his angel would come down the stairs in her beautiful wedding dress........ :slapshead: :faint: if he doesnt like it, no matter how attractive the rest of the house and price were, forget it. :mad:

                also he cried at one of the weddings we attended cos' he was thinking of dd on her wedding day.....walking her down the aisle and handing her over to the \"enemy\" :faint: :faint: :faint:
                your DH can't wait to marry-off your DD? ๐Ÿ˜‰

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                  tankee
                  last edited by

                  After watching this youtube, DS asked us to bring him to Barcelona so that he can play the game and bring back some of the birds.


                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzIBZQkj6SY

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                    rocklee
                    last edited by

                    During one of our daily chats, DS2 asked me this question:


                    DS2: Mum, what kind of woman would you like me to marry in future?
                    Me: Darling, you still have a long long way to go. Wait till you find one.
                    DS2: Then, do you know what kind of woman I would like to marry?
                    Me: Sure, tell me!
                    DS2: I would like to marry someone like you, very kind, not greedy, not like some people who will always talk about $ $ $, and you also don't spend on fashionable things, and you don't hurl abusive words at others.
                    Me: :hugs:

                    It is heartwarming to know that I still have a \"good image\" in his heart despite my constant naggings. ๐Ÿ˜„

                    I promise to be a good mother-in-law cos I don't want to be the person to be rant at in the \"In-Laws\" thread in this forum! ie provided this forum still exist by then, hahaha! ๐Ÿ˜‚

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                      smurf
                      last edited by

                      this is the timetable my p1 drew:


                      mon
                      if holiday, go out if good boy
                      play or break
                      practice violin
                      do anithing you want
                      if mama let you do computer, then do

                      tue
                      if holiday, go out if good boy
                      play or break
                      practice violin
                      do anithing you want
                      if mama let you do computer, then do

                      wed
                      if holiday, go out if good boy
                      play or break
                      practice violin
                      do anithing you want

                      thur
                      if holiday, go out if good boy
                      play or break
                      practice violin
                      do anithing you want

                      fri
                      if holiday, go out if good boy
                      play or break
                      practice violin
                      do anithing you want

                      sat
                      go out if good boy
                      play or break
                      PLAY DAY PLAY DAY PLAY DAY

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                        smurf
                        last edited by

                        break means break time.

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