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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • D Offline
      daddy2007
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      Daddy: Why don't you want to eat meat (pork, chicken, beef)?


      4-yrs old DD: I don't want to eat meat. Cause I want to protect them


      Hmmm..... is there such thing as a born vegan? :scratchhead: She refused to eat meat ever since she started to take solid food and unless no choice being forced to eat by us.

      Now her vocab is better and she gave us this reason 🤷

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        MrsSeah
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        I know some kids are like that. My son’s classmate and my colleague son both don’t like meat, only eat vegetable. My son’s classmate mom told me, he is like that since toddler. My colleague son also the same. Don’t eat meat since toddler. Both of the parent are meat lover.

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          concern2
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          We were all in the bedroom chatting when I started criticizing something DH did habitually. Suddenly, DD chipped in laughingly,\"Then you shouldn't have married Papa!\"

          We went :yikes: :yikes: and DH went,\"If Mommy didn't marry Papa, then you and Kor Kor wouldn't have been born!\"
          DD: \"No, it means my surname won't be Lxx!\"
          Me: \" :yikes: So means next time you have to be careful who you marry hor?\"
          DD:\"NOOOOOO! I AM GOING TO STAY WITH KOR KOR!\"
          :roll:

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            mommypoon21
            last edited by

            hahahahaha

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            • ChiefKiasuC Offline
              ChiefKiasu
              last edited by

              My DD, having been appointed class monitor in her P1 class, was saddened to receive a "I don’t friend you" note from a classmate whom she booked for talking in class.


              CKS: I won’t worry about that. If your friend has been naughty she deserved to be booked. Don’t friend never mind. You don’t need such friends.
              DD: sniff nods head
              CKS: You must stick to your principles. Always listen to your principles when you do things.
              DD: frowns, then nods heads vigorously

              Mrs CKS, acting on a whim: Uh… you know what is principle anot?
              DD: Yuh. Mrs Tan lor.

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                buds
                last edited by

                Am quite sure it's DD who's in P1... :scratchhead:

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                  schweppes
                  last edited by

                  buds:
                  Am quite sure it's DD who's in P1... :scratchhead:


                  eh.... that's what i thot too :?

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                    smartmummy
                    last edited by

                    DD: where is daddy?

                    Me: went out
                    DD: why he never get our permission before he go out?
                    Me: :faint:
                    Me: he told me
                    DD: but he have to get our permission too what?
                    Me: he need ur permission. Hmmm....... :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

                    P.S: I always tell to them they have to ask my permission before do anything. It's applicable to parents also 😂

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                      tankee
                      last edited by

                      schweppes:
                      buds:

                      Am quite sure it's DD who's in P1... :scratchhead:



                      eh.... that's what i thot too :?


                      maybe got new DS recently, so unconscienciously type DS instead of DD. :evil:

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                        tankee
                        last edited by

                        DS: dad .... why don't you buy a BMW?

                        Me: daddy has no money. BMW is very expensive you know?
                        DS: .....
                        DS: dad .... why don't you work harder to earn more money?
                        Me: daddy already working very hard, working very long hours :sad:
                        DS: .....
                        DS: dad .... you need to work more efficiently and more effectively.

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