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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • M Offline
      mommypoon21
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      hahahahaha

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      • ChiefKiasuC Offline
        ChiefKiasu
        last edited by

        My DD, having been appointed class monitor in her P1 class, was saddened to receive a "I don’t friend you" note from a classmate whom she booked for talking in class.


        CKS: I won’t worry about that. If your friend has been naughty she deserved to be booked. Don’t friend never mind. You don’t need such friends.
        DD: sniff nods head
        CKS: You must stick to your principles. Always listen to your principles when you do things.
        DD: frowns, then nods heads vigorously

        Mrs CKS, acting on a whim: Uh… you know what is principle anot?
        DD: Yuh. Mrs Tan lor.

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        • B Offline
          buds
          last edited by

          Am quite sure it's DD who's in P1... :scratchhead:

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          • S Offline
            schweppes
            last edited by

            buds:
            Am quite sure it's DD who's in P1... :scratchhead:


            eh.... that's what i thot too :?

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            • S Offline
              smartmummy
              last edited by

              DD: where is daddy?

              Me: went out
              DD: why he never get our permission before he go out?
              Me: :faint:
              Me: he told me
              DD: but he have to get our permission too what?
              Me: he need ur permission. Hmmm....... :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

              P.S: I always tell to them they have to ask my permission before do anything. It's applicable to parents also 😂

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              • tankeeT Offline
                tankee
                last edited by

                schweppes:
                buds:

                Am quite sure it's DD who's in P1... :scratchhead:



                eh.... that's what i thot too :?


                maybe got new DS recently, so unconscienciously type DS instead of DD. :evil:

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                • tankeeT Offline
                  tankee
                  last edited by

                  DS: dad .... why don't you buy a BMW?

                  Me: daddy has no money. BMW is very expensive you know?
                  DS: .....
                  DS: dad .... why don't you work harder to earn more money?
                  Me: daddy already working very hard, working very long hours :sad:
                  DS: .....
                  DS: dad .... you need to work more efficiently and more effectively.

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                  • P Offline
                    Puzz.06109.06109.06109zzle
                    last edited by

                    One day DD came back from school.....


                    DD : Mum , do you still have eggs?
                    Me : For What ?? ( wonder why she needs the eggs ?) :scratchhead:
                    DD : Then I can have another Mei-mei ... :shock:

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                    • jedamumJ Offline
                      jedamum
                      last edited by

                      ChiefKiasu:
                      My DD, having been appointed class monitor in her P1 class, was saddened to receive a \"I don't friend you\" note from a classmate whom she booked for talking in class.


                      CKS: I won't worry about that. If your friend has been naughty she deserved to be booked. Don't friend never mind. You don't need such friends.
                      DD: *sniff* *nods head*
                      CKS: You must stick to your principles. Always listen to your principles when you do things.
                      DD: *frowns, then nods heads vigorously*

                      Mrs CKS, acting on a whim: Uh... you know what is principle anot?
                      DD: Yuh. Mrs Tan lor.
                      :rotflmao:

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                      • jedamumJ Offline
                        jedamum
                        last edited by

                        Puzz...zzle:
                        One day DD came back from school.....


                        DD : Mum , do you still have eggs?
                        Me : For What ?? ( wonder why she needs the eggs ?) :scratchhead:
                        DD : Then I can have another Mei-mei ... :shock:
                        😆 😆 :laugh:

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