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    Mummy LOLMum: Another new Kiasu Parent Member

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      autumnbronze
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      LOLMum:
      Got a call recently.....A bit lazy...so many single letters.


      A : is that xxx

      I : yes, this is she.

      A : I m calling from xxx fitness at xxxcity. You got a 1 wk foc trial with us.

      I : oh, how so?

      A : a member recommended you to do free trial. U will have 1 wk foc with free use go facilities and a personal trainer who will....blah blah.

      I : stop...well, it sounds good but who is d member?

      A : huh? Oh I don't have the info with me.

      I : silence.

      A : so xxxx, now I have a problem.

      I : oh, what is ur problem?

      A: my problem is I need u to tell me when u can come down to our centre so I can fix an appt 4 u.

      I : i need to come own to ur centre so u can fix appt 4 m? :?

      A : yes that's right.

      I : but that s ur problem not mine? Why do I need to come down to ur
      centre to fix an appt? :scratchhead:

      A; so u can use our facilities and I need to arrange a pt 4 u. :siao:

      I : oh boy...thank u but I m not keen to go down to ur centre to fix an appt.

      A : but it is free. (still didn't get it) 🀷 (oh boy)

      I : yeah but I am not....bye.

      P.s. I know none of my friends (some could be members) would hav done that cos A called my name as on my nric....and I was there a few months ago..filled up the membership card for car parking etc and I wrote my nric name. Also it is not a place I would go often..and m not interested in any fitness centre.
      :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

      Especially the part when you CAN go down to FIX an appointment.

      Actually I should be packing right now!!!

      Going on a short getaway with DH and DS1.

      But couldn't resist logging in.

      Hope you had a wonderful time in UK with your DH and kids. I miss that place. Very much actually.

      πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„

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        LOLMum
        last edited by

        autumnbronze:


        Actually I should be packing right now!!!

        Going on a short getaway with DH and DS1.

        have fun........relax...... πŸ•Ί :imcool: :boogie:

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          schweppes
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          LOLMum:
          kekekke, as per my earlier post about the whole bunch of naked cyclists...here is a picture......


          unsure if this is okay........but since a picture of a naked man lying on the grass patch was posted on asiaone.com, hopefully ksp ok πŸ˜‰

          cant show video and other pictures.....sorri....


          http://i50.tinypic.com/m7ri1s.jpg\">

          haha... so interesting. Thanks for sharing, LOLMum. What was the occasion about?

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            buds
            last edited by

            They shaved right?


            All of them..? :idea:

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              buds
              last edited by

              Seriously... :skeptical: Go down to fix appt uh? :siao:


              LOLMum.. I thought i was a weird one to stop someone talking rapidly over the phone. Didn't know you literally said stop. I usually try to cut in (especially when those china ladies calling to sell credit card membership) by saying, \"Sorry, I have to stop u there... I'm no longer working, so i wont be interested.\" I mean I don't want them to waste their time gg on n on...

              UK brings romantic memories for our sista autumnbronzee.. :please:

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                LOLMum
                last edited by

                schweppes:
                LOLMum:

                kekekke, as per my earlier post about the whole bunch of naked cyclists...here is a picture......


                unsure if this is okay........but since a picture of a naked man lying on the grass patch was posted on asiaone.com, hopefully ksp ok πŸ˜‰

                cant show video and other pictures.....sorri....


                http://i50.tinypic.com/m7ri1s.jpg\">


                haha... so interesting. Thanks for sharing, LOLMum. What was the occasion about?

                i have no idea....couldnt see the banner........very interesting inded..

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                  LOLMum
                  last edited by

                  buds:
                  They shaved right?


                  All of them..? :idea:

                  ah jie! my eyes not superman's eyes leh...i see plenty but not so detailedl hor...want me to die is it? :nunchuk: dh was besides me hor.....already not happy when he saw me :drool: :nosebleed: .

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                    buds
                    last edited by

                    Then he should cycle on the spot stark naked at home for you to :drool:...

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                      schweppes
                      last edited by

                      thot that it's even funnier with the \"sightseeing\" tour bus as backdrop. Those who signed up for this tour, certainly got their money's worth. lol πŸ˜‰

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                        LOLMum
                        last edited by

                        buds:
                        Seriously... :skeptical: Go down to fix appt uh? :siao:


                        LOLMum.. I thought i was a weird one to stop someone talking rapidly over the phone. Didn't know you literally said stop. I usually try to cut in (especially when those china ladies calling to sell credit card membership) by saying, \"Sorry, I have to stop u there... I'm no longer working, so i wont be interested.\" I mean I don't want them to waste their time gg on n on...

                        UK brings romantic memories for our sista autumnbronzee.. :please:
                        yeah lor...asked me to go down to the office to fix appt? i thought i heard it wrong but he repeated again so....

                        hahaha plenty of practice especially when dd and ds have a quarrle and try to get teh first word in when i :mad:

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