Kids say the darnest things...

[GreenQ]

DD forgot to put her dirty clothing immediately to washing machine again. I was mad! :mad:


I said,\"Pull your ears 20 times now!\"
DD,\"No.... mummy, please... I don't want to pull ears...\" (requested with red eyes)
Me, \"No! You want to pull 20 times or 200 times? Choose.\"
DD,\"20 times.\" She started to pull her ears silently.

............ 2 weeks later......

DD,\"Mum, if I do my Math worksheets (5 pages) all correctly, can you give me $1?\"
Me,\"Why should I give you money? This is your job. You should do it without any conditions!\" :roll:
DD,\"Yes! You must give me money. You want to give $1 or $10? Choose!\" (with smiling face)
Me,\"What?!\" :faint:

[concern2]

GreenQ:

DD forgot to put her dirty clothing immediately to washing machine again. I was mad! :mad:


I said,\"Pull your ears 20 times now!\"
DD,\"No.... mummy, please... I don't want to pull ears...\" (requested with red eyes)
Me, \"No! You want to pull 20 times or 200 times? Choose.\"
DD,\"20 times.\" She started to pull her ears silently.

............ 2 weeks later......

DD,\"Mum, if I do my Math worksheets (5 pages) all correctly, can you give me $1?\"
Me,\"Why should I give you money? This is your job. You should do it without any conditions!\" :roll:
DD,\"Yes! You must give me money. You want to give $1 or $10? Choose!\" (with smiling face)
Me,\"What?!\" :faint:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Kids learn fast!

[Ran1977]

Nice to read this on a STRESSFUL Working Monday morning:)

[Giggler1]

Mum: Gal, you need to attend make up class for your piano lesson on Mon.

DD: Oh why teacher wants to apply make up for me?

[fightingmom]

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[hokkiengirl]

Because we live in multi-cultural Singapore:


When DS2 was a small boy, he asked what we were going to have for dinner.

Me: Naan.
(Silence)
DS2: (sobbing) You don't love me. You want me to be hungry, is it? Izzit??
Me (flabbergasted): What? What did I say? We're going to eat naan what.
DS2: Yah lor, you say we're going to eat none for dinner!!!!

Kwa kwa kwa :roll:

[fightingmom]

hokkiengirl:

Because we live in multi-cultural Singapore:


When DS2 was a small boy, he asked what we were going to have for dinner.

Me: Naan.
(Silence)
DS2: (sobbing) You don't love me. You want me to be hungry, is it? Izzit??
Me (flabbergasted): What? What did I say? We're going to eat naan what.
DS2: Yah lor, you say we're going to eat none for dinner!!!!

Kwa kwa kwa :roll:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

I can almost \"hear\" your ending - the \"kwa kwa kwa\"

[Lilac66]

hokkiengirl:

Because we live in multi-cultural Singapore:


When DS2 was a small boy, he asked what we were going to have for dinner.

Me: Naan.
(Silence)
DS2: (sobbing) You don't love me. You want me to be hungry, is it? Izzit??
Me (flabbergasted): What? What did I say? We're going to eat naan what.
DS2: Yah lor, you say we're going to eat none for dinner!!!!

Kwa kwa kwa :roll:

:rotflmao: you know your \"kwa kwa kwa\" tickled me more than anything else.

[Lynn2010]

Mummy: Dear (DD2), do you look forward to our holidays next month

DD2: Mummy, i cant look forward
Mummy: Why?
DD2: I’ll fall (standing on the stairs)

[Lynn2010]

Mum: What are you doing?

DD1: Making a card for mei mei (younger sister)
Mum: Can i take a look?

The card: "Happy birthday mei mei, once again i run out of ideas, below are some vouchers you can use throughout the year"

Self made vouchers of:
Voucher 1: "Get something for me"
Voucher 2: "Do this for me"
Voucher 3: "I win this fight"
Voucher 4: "Lend me something"