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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      fightingmom
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      hokkiengirl:
      Because we live in multi-cultural Singapore:


      When DS2 was a small boy, he asked what we were going to have for dinner.

      Me: Naan.
      (Silence)
      DS2: (sobbing) You don't love me. You want me to be hungry, is it? Izzit??
      Me (flabbergasted): What? What did I say? We're going to eat naan what.
      DS2: Yah lor, you say we're going to eat none for dinner!!!!

      Kwa kwa kwa :roll:
      :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

      I can almost \"hear\" your ending - the \"kwa kwa kwa\" πŸ˜†

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        Lilac66
        last edited by

        hokkiengirl:
        Because we live in multi-cultural Singapore:


        When DS2 was a small boy, he asked what we were going to have for dinner.

        Me: Naan.
        (Silence)
        DS2: (sobbing) You don't love me. You want me to be hungry, is it? Izzit??
        Me (flabbergasted): What? What did I say? We're going to eat naan what.
        DS2: Yah lor, you say we're going to eat none for dinner!!!!

        Kwa kwa kwa :roll:

        :rotflmao: you know your \"kwa kwa kwa\" tickled me more than anything else.

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          Lynn2010
          last edited by

          Mummy: Dear (DD2), do you look forward to our holidays next month

          DD2: Mummy, i cant look forward
          Mummy: Why?
          DD2: I’ll fall (standing on the stairs)

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            Lynn2010
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            Mum: What are you doing?

            DD1: Making a card for mei mei (younger sister)
            Mum: Can i take a look?

            The card: "Happy birthday mei mei, once again i run out of ideas, below are some vouchers you can use throughout the year"

            Self made vouchers of:
            Voucher 1: "Get something for me"
            Voucher 2: "Do this for me"
            Voucher 3: "I win this fight"
            Voucher 4: "Lend me something"

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              fightingmom
              last edited by

              Lynn2010:
              Mum: What are you doing?

              DD1: Making a card for mei mei (younger sister)
              Mum: Can i take a look?

              The card: \"Happy birthday mei mei, once again i run out of ideas, below are some vouchers you can use throughout the year\"

              Self made vouchers of:
              Voucher 1: \"Get something for me\"
              Voucher 2: \"Do this for me\"
              Voucher 3: \"I win this fight\"
              Voucher 4: \"Lend me something\"
              I would like to have such card too ! πŸ˜†

              Seriously, I think ur dd loves her Mei Mei a lot . πŸ˜„

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                Sun_2010
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                Lynn2010:
                Mum: What are you doing?

                DD1: Making a card for mei mei (younger sister)
                Mum: Can i take a look?

                The card: \"Happy birthday mei mei, once again i run out of ideas, below are some vouchers you can use throughout the year\"

                Self made vouchers of:
                Voucher 1: \"Get something for me\"
                Voucher 2: \"Do this for me\"
                Voucher 3: \"I win this fight\"
                Voucher 4: \"Lend me something\"
                Aw :love:

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                  Lynn2010
                  last edited by

                  All kids are so innocent and cute… (after reading some of the posts here)…

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                    hokkiengirl
                    last edited by

                    Lilac66:

                    :rotflmao: you know your \"kwa kwa kwa\" tickled me more than anything else.
                    Heh heh it was really a slap-hand-on-head moment!

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                      concern2
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                      fightingmom:
                      Lynn2010:

                      Mum: What are you doing?

                      DD1: Making a card for mei mei (younger sister)
                      Mum: Can i take a look?

                      The card: \"Happy birthday mei mei, once again i run out of ideas, below are some vouchers you can use throughout the year\"

                      Self made vouchers of:
                      Voucher 1: \"Get something for me\"
                      Voucher 2: \"Do this for me\"
                      Voucher 3: \"I win this fight\"
                      Voucher 4: \"Lend me something\"

                      I would like to have such card too ! πŸ˜†

                      Seriously, I think ur dd loves her Mei Mei a lot . πŸ˜„

                      WOW! Those are awfully lovely vouchers!! I also want! :please: Hahah!

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                        MrsSeah
                        last edited by

                        Lynn2010:
                        Mum: What are you doing?

                        DD1: Making a card for mei mei (younger sister)
                        Mum: Can i take a look?

                        The card: \"Happy birthday mei mei, once again i run out of ideas, below are some vouchers you can use throughout the year\"

                        Self made vouchers of:
                        Voucher 1: \"Get something for me\"
                        Voucher 2: \"Do this for me\"
                        Voucher 3: \"I win this fight\"
                        Voucher 4: \"Lend me something\"
                        So sweet!!!! :love: :love:

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