Kids say the darnest things...

[Lilac66]

DS, DH and I were together in the car. DH kept braking a tad too often during a jam


Me: Can u not jerk so often?
DH: I did not jerk…
Me : You did.
DH : It wasn’t a jerk.
Me (muttering under my breath) : Of course it was a jerk.

DS (deadpan) : Mum, did you just say HE’s a jerk?

[Imami]

Lilac66:

DS, DH and I were together in the car. DH kept braking a tad too often during a jam


Me: Can u not jerk so often?
DH: I did not jerk..
Me : You did.
DH : It wasn't a jerk.
Me (muttering under my breath) : Of course it was a jerk.

DS (deadpan) : Mum, did you just say HE's a jerk?

:rotflmao:

[Imami]

Lynn2010:

Mummy: Dear (DD2), do you look forward to our holidays next month

DD2: Mummy, i cant look forward
Mummy: Why?
DD2: I'll fall (standing on the stairs)

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: funny!

[Imami]

Lynn2010:

Mum: What are you doing?

DD1: Making a card for mei mei (younger sister)
Mum: Can i take a look?

The card: \"Happy birthday mei mei, once again i run out of ideas, below are some vouchers you can use throughout the year\"

Self made vouchers of:
Voucher 1: \"Get something for me\"
Voucher 2: \"Do this for me\"
Voucher 3: \"I win this fight\"
Voucher 4: \"Lend me something\"

So nice...

[Lynn2010]

I asked my DD2 when she was 3:


mom: Your birthday is coming, what do you want for your birthday?
DD2: Thinking… I want removable teeth
mom: What’s that??
DD2: Bringing me to the toilet, pointing at her grandma’s (my mom) dentures
mom: Why do you want that for?
DD2: So that you can help me to brush my teeth in the morning and at night and i can sleep longer.

[concern2]

Lynn2010:

I asked my DD2 when she was 3:


mom: Your birthday is coming, what do you want for your birthday?
DD2: Thinking..... I want removable teeth
mom: What's that??
DD2: Bringing me to the toilet, pointing at her grandma's (my mom) dentures
mom: Why do you want that for?
DD2: So that you can help me to brush my teeth in the morning and at night and i can sleep longer.

:rotflmao: so cute!

[Lilac66]

Lynn2010:

I asked my DD2 when she was 3:


mom: Your birthday is coming, what do you want for your birthday?
DD2: Thinking..... I want removable teeth
mom: What's that??
DD2: Bringing me to the toilet, pointing at her grandma's (my mom) dentures
mom: Why do you want that for?
DD2: So that you can help me to brush my teeth in the morning and at night and i can sleep longer.

:rotflmao: How true! That'll save alot of time ..

[fightingmom]

Lynn2010:

I asked my DD2 when she was 3:


mom: Your birthday is coming, what do you want for your birthday?
DD2: Thinking..... I want removable teeth
mom: What's that??
DD2: Bringing me to the toilet, pointing at her grandma's (my mom) dentures
mom: Why do you want that for?
DD2: So that you can help me to brush my teeth in the morning and at night and i can sleep longer.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Lynn2010, your DD2 is so cute and funny !

[Lynn2010]

fightingmom:

Lynn2010:

I asked my DD2 when she was 3:


mom: Your birthday is coming, what do you want for your birthday?
DD2: Thinking..... I want removable teeth
mom: What's that??
DD2: Bringing me to the toilet, pointing at her grandma's (my mom) dentures
mom: Why do you want that for?
DD2: So that you can help me to brush my teeth in the morning and at night and i can sleep longer.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Lynn2010, your DD2 is so cute and funny !

All kids are cute

Another one when she was around 4 yr old. She likes to play with water be it during shower or whatever. Once after showering, she was not allowed to play with water.

mom (me): hmmmm..... why so quiet, no sign of DD2..... go round looking for her
DD2: Still in the bathroom....
mom: :shock: What are you doing??
DD2: Mom, dont worry, I'm not playing with water. I'm helping you to wash the bath tub.
mom: Why are you using my bath sponge!!

[concern2]

Had a really good laugh on what DS said today.


During dinner, DH pointed to the dish of pork I cooked, and asked, \"What's that?\"
Me: \"Shoulder butt\"
DS: \"Aw-Hooor! Mummy said \" Show the butt!\"

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I nearly fell from my chair.