Kids say the darnest things...
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I asked my DD2 when she was 3:
mom: Your birthday is coming, what do you want for your birthday?
DD2: Thinking… I want removable teeth
mom: What’s that??
DD2: Bringing me to the toilet, pointing at her grandma’s (my mom) dentures
mom: Why do you want that for?
DD2: So that you can help me to brush my teeth in the morning and at night and i can sleep longer. -
Lynn2010:
:rotflmao: so cute!I asked my DD2 when she was 3:
mom: Your birthday is coming, what do you want for your birthday?
DD2: Thinking..... I want removable teeth
mom: What's that??
DD2: Bringing me to the toilet, pointing at her grandma's (my mom) dentures
mom: Why do you want that for?
DD2: So that you can help me to brush my teeth in the morning and at night and i can sleep longer. -
Lynn2010:
I asked my DD2 when she was 3:
mom: Your birthday is coming, what do you want for your birthday?
DD2: Thinking..... I want removable teeth
mom: What's that??
DD2: Bringing me to the toilet, pointing at her grandma's (my mom) dentures
mom: Why do you want that for?
DD2: So that you can help me to brush my teeth in the morning and at night and i can sleep longer.
:rotflmao: How true! That'll save alot of time .. -
Lynn2010:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Lynn2010, your DD2 is so cute and funny !I asked my DD2 when she was 3:
mom: Your birthday is coming, what do you want for your birthday?
DD2: Thinking..... I want removable teeth
mom: What's that??
DD2: Bringing me to the toilet, pointing at her grandma's (my mom) dentures
mom: Why do you want that for?
DD2: So that you can help me to brush my teeth in the morning and at night and i can sleep longer. -
fightingmom:
All kids are cute
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Lynn2010, your DD2 is so cute and funny !Lynn2010:
I asked my DD2 when she was 3:
mom: Your birthday is coming, what do you want for your birthday?
DD2: Thinking..... I want removable teeth
mom: What's that??
DD2: Bringing me to the toilet, pointing at her grandma's (my mom) dentures
mom: Why do you want that for?
DD2: So that you can help me to brush my teeth in the morning and at night and i can sleep longer.
Another one when she was around 4 yr old. She likes to play with water be it during shower or whatever. Once after showering, she was not allowed to play with water.
mom (me): hmmmm..... why so quiet, no sign of DD2..... go round looking for her
DD2: Still in the bathroom....
mom: :shock: What are you doing??
DD2: Mom, dont worry, I'm not playing with water. I'm helping you to wash the bath tub.
mom: Why are you using my bath sponge!! -
Had a really good laugh on what DS said today.
During dinner, DH pointed to the dish of pork I cooked, and asked, \"What's that?\"
Me: \"Shoulder butt\"
DS: \"Aw-Hooor! Mummy said \" Show the butt!\"
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I nearly fell from my chair. -
concern2:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Had a really good laugh on what DS said today.
During dinner, DH pointed to the dish of pork I cooked, and asked, \"What's that?\"
Me: \"Shoulder butt\"
DS: \"Aw-Hooor! Mummy said \" Show the butt!\"
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I nearly fell from my chair. -
Another silly one from DH. She held up the bottle of pepper, took one look at it, and asked, \"Mummy, did you get this from the ground?\" - Ground Pepper.

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concern2:
You must have said it with a \"slang\" too. hahahahaHad a really good laugh on what DS said today.
During dinner, DH pointed to the dish of pork I cooked, and asked, \"What's that?\"
Me: \"Shoulder butt\"
DS: \"Aw-Hooor! Mummy said \" Show the butt!\"
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I nearly fell from my chair. -
concern2:
Another silly one from DH. She held up the bottle of pepper, took one look at it, and asked, \"Mummy, did you get this from the ground?\" - Ground Pepper.

Clever!! That's how ground nut come from. You must have taught them science well!! Hehehehe :rotflmao:
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