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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      Lynn2010
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      I asked my DD2 when she was 3:


      mom: Your birthday is coming, what do you want for your birthday?
      DD2: Thinking… I want removable teeth
      mom: What’s that??
      DD2: Bringing me to the toilet, pointing at her grandma’s (my mom) dentures
      mom: Why do you want that for?
      DD2: So that you can help me to brush my teeth in the morning and at night and i can sleep longer.

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        concern2
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        Lynn2010:
        I asked my DD2 when she was 3:


        mom: Your birthday is coming, what do you want for your birthday?
        DD2: Thinking..... I want removable teeth
        mom: What's that??
        DD2: Bringing me to the toilet, pointing at her grandma's (my mom) dentures
        mom: Why do you want that for?
        DD2: So that you can help me to brush my teeth in the morning and at night and i can sleep longer.
        :rotflmao: so cute!

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          Lilac66
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          Lynn2010:
          I asked my DD2 when she was 3:


          mom: Your birthday is coming, what do you want for your birthday?
          DD2: Thinking..... I want removable teeth
          mom: What's that??
          DD2: Bringing me to the toilet, pointing at her grandma's (my mom) dentures
          mom: Why do you want that for?
          DD2: So that you can help me to brush my teeth in the morning and at night and i can sleep longer.

          :rotflmao: How true! That'll save alot of time ..

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            fightingmom
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            Lynn2010:
            I asked my DD2 when she was 3:


            mom: Your birthday is coming, what do you want for your birthday?
            DD2: Thinking..... I want removable teeth
            mom: What's that??
            DD2: Bringing me to the toilet, pointing at her grandma's (my mom) dentures
            mom: Why do you want that for?
            DD2: So that you can help me to brush my teeth in the morning and at night and i can sleep longer.
            :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Lynn2010, your DD2 is so cute and funny !

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              Lynn2010
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              fightingmom:
              Lynn2010:

              I asked my DD2 when she was 3:


              mom: Your birthday is coming, what do you want for your birthday?
              DD2: Thinking..... I want removable teeth
              mom: What's that??
              DD2: Bringing me to the toilet, pointing at her grandma's (my mom) dentures
              mom: Why do you want that for?
              DD2: So that you can help me to brush my teeth in the morning and at night and i can sleep longer.

              :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Lynn2010, your DD2 is so cute and funny !

              All kids are cute 🙂

              Another one when she was around 4 yr old. She likes to play with water be it during shower or whatever. Once after showering, she was not allowed to play with water.

              mom (me): hmmmm..... why so quiet, no sign of DD2..... go round looking for her
              DD2: Still in the bathroom....
              mom: :shock: What are you doing??
              DD2: Mom, dont worry, I'm not playing with water. I'm helping you to wash the bath tub.
              mom: Why are you using my bath sponge!!

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                concern2
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                Had a really good laugh on what DS said today.


                During dinner, DH pointed to the dish of pork I cooked, and asked, \"What's that?\"
                Me: \"Shoulder butt\"
                DS: \"Aw-Hooor! Mummy said \" Show the butt!\"

                :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I nearly fell from my chair.

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                  fightingmom
                  last edited by

                  concern2:
                  Had a really good laugh on what DS said today.


                  During dinner, DH pointed to the dish of pork I cooked, and asked, \"What's that?\"
                  Me: \"Shoulder butt\"
                  DS: \"Aw-Hooor! Mummy said \" Show the butt!\"

                  :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I nearly fell from my chair.
                  :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                    concern2
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                    Another silly one from DH. She held up the bottle of pepper, took one look at it, and asked, \"Mummy, did you get this from the ground?\" - Ground Pepper. 😆

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                      Lynn2010
                      last edited by

                      concern2:
                      Had a really good laugh on what DS said today.


                      During dinner, DH pointed to the dish of pork I cooked, and asked, \"What's that?\"
                      Me: \"Shoulder butt\"
                      DS: \"Aw-Hooor! Mummy said \" Show the butt!\"

                      :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I nearly fell from my chair.
                      You must have said it with a \"slang\" too. hahahaha

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                        Lynn2010
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                        concern2:
                        Another silly one from DH. She held up the bottle of pepper, took one look at it, and asked, \"Mummy, did you get this from the ground?\" - Ground Pepper. 😆


                        Clever!! That's how ground nut come from. You must have taught them science well!! Hehehehe :rotflmao:

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