Malaysia to get pandas
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MummySTay:
no money no panda:rotflmao:
Panda talk becomes money talks! -
verykiasu2010:
3Boys talk on my behalf, can ?
You leh... you got money. Why you dowan to talk?Chenonceau:
[quote=\"verykiasu2010\"]
i no fight, 3Boys wins with my compliments
my poor background unsuitable for any one .....
3Boys, I take your money for Chen, can ?[/quote]Oh no no no no no... http://www.sherv.net/girl-emoticon-2776.html You can give your money directly to me. Then nobody need to talk... :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Man! That would be easy money! -
verykiasu2010:
Did we pay to get those pandas by the way? Or were they relationship gifts/loans? Sorry... a bit outta touch!
no money no pandaMummySTay:
:rotflmao:
Panda talk becomes money talks! -
verykiasu2010:
ya need $8mil house with lots of bamboooooo...no play play
no money no pandaMummySTay:
:rotflmao:
Panda talk becomes money talks! -
Chenonceau:
okay fine, no need to talk
Oh no no no no no... http://www.sherv.net/girl-emoticon-2776.html You can give your money directly to me. Then nobody need to talk... :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Man! That would be easy money!
tonite 3am, in front of OBCC Bank at Ailuhc Street, code word is 打抢银行!
please bring along 2 gunny sacks. please inform mata if u are scared -
Chenonceau:
Did we pay to get those pandas by the way? Or were they relationship gifts/loans? Sorry... a bit outta touch![/quote]no free lunch .... or bamboo
no money no pandaverykiasu2010:
[quote=\"MummySTay\"]:rotflmao:
Panda talk becomes money talks! -
verykiasu2010:
Oi hello! I gold digger... not bank robber. My boundaries of morality end at digging. Hmmmmph! Dun anyhow say... later the mata come get me.
okay fine, no need to talkChenonceau:
Oh no no no no no... http://www.sherv.net/girl-emoticon-2776.html You can give your money directly to me. Then nobody need to talk... :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Man! That would be easy money!
tonite 3am, in front of OBCC Bank at Ailuhc Street, code word is 打抢银行!
please bring along 2 gunny sacks. please inform mata if u are scared -
Way2GO:
Way2GO,How to tell a genuine panda fr a fake
1. Check for evidence of stitching.
If have, it’s a fake likely consisting of an outer fur outfit with monkey inside.
2. Tug hard at each ‘eye patch’. If it comes off easily, it’s a fake panda.
If it doesn’t n panda gets agitated n angry, scram away very fast.
3. Raise d right armpit to look for a tag dat says “Made in China”.
If d tag says 'Made in Singapore' or anything other than d preceding exact phrase, then it is a fake.
While at it, take a sniff.
If it smells of onions, it’s a female; if it has a cheesy aroma, it’s a male.
If there’s no smell, it’s a fake.
4. Each genuine panda is stamped with a unique serial number at birth.
Serial number is currently at 80xx. Kai Kai & Jai Jai serial numbers are 8088 n 8089.
Lift up d panda’s short tail to check this number. Please scrutinise carefully.
If d arsehole does not form a perfectly round 'o', it is likely a fake or panda has been bestialized.
5. Check if panda knows kungfu.
Position yourself face to face with panda under examination n adopt a horse stance.
If panda responds immediately with a corresponding kungfu stance in readiness to engage, proceed to exchange a few strokes with d panda to confirm its kungfu skills.
Otherwise if panda pokes u in d eye then scurry off to hide, it is a fake.
6. D panda’s main diet is bamboo. If u offer prata n it consumes it readily, it is a fake.
Though a panda also has a huge body volume n leads a sedentary lifestyle (which includes entirely of eating, shitting, sleeping n making out), it has a low metabolic rate which does not adapt well to curries.
7. If a healthy well-fed panda does not shit at least 30 x or more a day, it is a fake.
8. A panda’s paw has six, NOT five, phalanges. If u counted only five – u hv been shortchanged.
D missing phalanges probably ended up in someone’s tonic soups or medical shops.
9. Run some bleach on its black fur. If d black runs off, it is a fake.
Next apply some bleach on its white fur, if it turns out whiter than true white, d panda is in all likelihood a PAP supporter.
In dis case, even if it is a fake, secure dis FT at all costs without hesitation - MOM's order.
Did u spend a lot of time thinking hard & writing the above?
If not, u're really a panda genius!
:rotflmao: -
w2g is a gifted satirist specialising on pandas
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Chenonceau:
Oi hello! I gold digger... not bank robber. My boundaries of morality end at digging. Hmmmmph! Dun anyhow say... later the mata come get me.[/quote]No worries, Chen. Vk will be your legal advisor then. :rotflmao:
okay fine, no need to talkverykiasu2010:
[quote=\"Chenonceau\"]
Oh no no no no no... http://www.sherv.net/girl-emoticon-2776.html You can give your money directly to me. Then nobody need to talk... :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Man! That would be easy money!
tonite 3am, in front of OBCC Bank at Ailuhc Street, code word is 打抢银行!
please bring along 2 gunny sacks. please inform mata if u are scared
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