Malaysia to get pandas

[Chenonceau]

verykiasu2010:

Chenonceau:

Oh no no no no no... http://www.sherv.net/girl-emoticon-2776.html You can give your money directly to me. Then nobody need to talk... :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Man! That would be easy money!

okay fine, no need to talk

tonite 3am, in front of OBCC Bank at Ailuhc Street, code word is 打抢银行!

please bring along 2 gunny sacks. please inform mata if u are scared

Oi hello! I gold digger... not bank robber. My boundaries of morality end at digging. Hmmmmph! Dun anyhow say... later the mata come get me.

[Mychildren]

Way2GO:

How to tell a genuine panda fr a fake


1. Check for evidence of stitching.
If have, it’s a fake likely consisting of an outer fur outfit with monkey inside.

2. Tug hard at each ‘eye patch’. If it comes off easily, it’s a fake panda.
If it doesn’t n panda gets agitated n angry, scram away very fast.

3. Raise d right armpit to look for a tag dat says “Made in China”.
If d tag says 'Made in Singapore' or anything other than d preceding exact phrase, then it is a fake.
While at it, take a sniff.
If it smells of onions, it’s a female; if it has a cheesy aroma, it’s a male.
If there’s no smell, it’s a fake.

4. Each genuine panda is stamped with a unique serial number at birth.
Serial number is currently at 80xx. Kai Kai & Jai Jai serial numbers are 8088 n 8089.
Lift up d panda’s short tail to check this number. Please scrutinise carefully.
If d arsehole does not form a perfectly round 'o', it is likely a fake or panda has been bestialized.

5. Check if panda knows kungfu.
Position yourself face to face with panda under examination n adopt a horse stance.
If panda responds immediately with a corresponding kungfu stance in readiness to engage, proceed to exchange a few strokes with d panda to confirm its kungfu skills.
Otherwise if panda pokes u in d eye then scurry off to hide, it is a fake.

6. D panda’s main diet is bamboo. If u offer prata n it consumes it readily, it is a fake.
Though a panda also has a huge body volume n leads a sedentary lifestyle (which includes entirely of eating, shitting, sleeping n making out), it has a low metabolic rate which does not adapt well to curries.

7. If a healthy well-fed panda does not shit at least 30 x or more a day, it is a fake.

8. A panda’s paw has six, NOT five, phalanges. If u counted only five – u hv been shortchanged.
D missing phalanges probably ended up in someone’s tonic soups or medical shops.

9. Run some bleach on its black fur. If d black runs off, it is a fake.
Next apply some bleach on its white fur, if it turns out whiter than true white, d panda is in all likelihood a PAP supporter.
In dis case, even if it is a fake, secure dis FT at all costs without hesitation - MOM's order.

Way2GO,
Did u spend a lot of time thinking hard & writing the above?
If not, u're really a panda genius!

:rotflmao:

[verykiasu2010]

w2g is a gifted satirist specialising on pandas

[Mychildren]

Chenonceau:

verykiasu2010:

[quote=\"Chenonceau\"]

Oh no no no no no... http://www.sherv.net/girl-emoticon-2776.html You can give your money directly to me. Then nobody need to talk... :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Man! That would be easy money!

okay fine, no need to talk

tonite 3am, in front of OBCC Bank at Ailuhc Street, code word is 打抢银行!

please bring along 2 gunny sacks. please inform mata if u are scared

Oi hello! I gold digger... not bank robber. My boundaries of morality end at digging. Hmmmmph! Dun anyhow say... later the mata come get me.[/quote]No worries, Chen. Vk will be your legal advisor then. :rotflmao:

[Mawar]

Real panda monied um! Thought come in to learn a bit about these expensive bears. Firstly, heading nothing much about the 2 mammals heading up north. Then the love triangle at play, blighted with a weak plot of money digging and what nots. No wonder I am stuck in catatonic state.

[autumnbronze]

Lilac66:

Chenonceau:

I can't believe I am writing this to Way2Go but :goodpost: .

I need to go and buy lottery. This is a strange week which started with 3boys actually agreeing with me on another thread.

Stranger week for 3boys coz limlim and Daddy D did a :goodpost: for him on the same day....Hmmm..

This I gotta read. Can please please lead me to the thread :please:

[autumnbronze]

verykiasu2010:

w2g is a gifted satirist specialising on pandas

W2G is gifted, period. :imcool:

[Lilac66]

autumnbronze:

Lilac66:

[quote=\"Chenonceau\"]

I can't believe I am writing this to Way2Go but :goodpost: .

I need to go and buy lottery. This is a strange week which started with 3boys actually agreeing with me on another thread.

Stranger week for 3boys coz limlim and Daddy D did a :goodpost: for him on the same day....Hmmm..

This I gotta read. Can please please lead me to the thread :please:[/quote]

haha ....there u go


http://www.kiasuparents.com/kiasu/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=40023&start=60

http://www.kiasuparents.com/kiasu/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=40023&hilit=singapore+fools&start=100

[autumnbronze]

Lilac66:

haha ....there u go


http://www.kiasuparents.com/kiasu/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=40023&start=60

http://www.kiasuparents.com/kiasu/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=40023&hilit=singapore+fools&start=100

:thankyou: Lilac66 :hugs:

[Lilac66]

autumnbronze:

Lilac66:

haha ....there u go


http://www.kiasuparents.com/kiasu/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=40023&start=60

http://www.kiasuparents.com/kiasu/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=40023&hilit=singapore+fools&start=100

:thankyou: Lilac66 :hugs:

No prob at all. I'm getting to be as good as fightingmom in digging out threads...