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    Why screen kids in P1?

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      HAPPYH
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      Chenonceau:
      verykiasumummy:

      opps.... i was just missing for a night and the topic get a little carried away... i dunno how to continue now... why about sperm screening for GEP... my god...


      Not SCREENING lah ... hothousing. Sperm hothousing. It's a newly patented technique for increasing the IQ of human offspring. Will be on the market soon. Parents can line up from here to Batam.

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        HAPPYH
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        Chenonceau:
        GLORYmum:

        [quote=\"Chenonceau\"]

        Yah loh... if they continue to test everyone... GEP prep will start with sperm.


        Good idea then there won't be so many complaints, right??
        :siam:

        Why would hothousing sperm lead to fewer complaints? :scratchhead:[/quote]There'll be more complains then. With sperms going for GEP prep course.
        :rotflmao:[/quote]

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          Flowermonaster
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          ksi:

          Same here...she only spoke about it because of the poo... She hardly poo-ed in school so that was special. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
          :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: my stomach aching now due to the laughing.

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            HAPPYH
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            Flowermonaster:
            ksi:


            Same here...she only spoke about it because of the poo... She hardly poo-ed in school so that was special. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

            :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: my stomach aching now due to the laughing.

            :rotflmao:

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              corneyAmber
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              Flowermonaster:
              ksi:


              Same here...she only spoke about it because of the poo... She hardly poo-ed in school so that was special. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

              :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: my stomach aching now due to the laughing.

              Now you know my dd is a joker like me right? 😂 Glad she brought so much laughter to you today through her school experiences... 🙂
              Seriously if she did not poo, she might not have told me about this at all as this did not seem important to her. 😄

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                GLORYmum
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                Good idea then there won't be so many complaints, right??

                :siam:[/quote]

                Why would hothousing sperm lead to fewer complaints? :scratchhead:[/quote]

                There'll be more complains then. With sperms going for GEP prep course.
                :rotflmao:[/quote][/



                Why would anyone complain if they put their sperms through gep prep course voluntarily. complain coz kept in the dark only ba. :please:

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                  verykiasumummy
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                  ksi:
                  verykiasumummy:

                  opps.... i was just missing for a night and the topic get a little carried away... i dunno how to continue now... why about sperm screening for GEP... my god...


                  Simple matter always becomes complicated here.. kekeke.... Have fun understanding.. 😉

                  hi ksi,

                  i was... in fact... didnt know how and what to reply....

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                    verykiasumummy
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                    back to the topic somehow… i find that early detection is very impt… i had a galfren whose dd was slow from p1 to 3… just pass standard… when she was in p4, so suddenly every subject was below 20 for her midyear… finally spoken to teacher and called back her prev yr form teacher and they had a short discussion, they suspect she has some form of learning disability… so my fren brought her dd to some recommended doc n was later diagnosed as reading/comprehension disability…


                    was so poor thing…

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                      Chenonceau
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                      verykiasumummy:
                      back to the topic somehow... i find that early detection is very impt... i had a galfren whose dd was slow from p1 to 3... just pass standard... when she was in p4, so suddenly every subject was below 20 for her midyear... finally spoken to teacher and called back her prev yr form teacher and they had a short discussion, they suspect she has some form of learning disability... so my fren brought her dd to some recommended doc n was later diagnosed as reading/comprehension disability...


                      was so poor thing...
                      This is a nice post... especially the part in red. This said, I am thinking that there is no need to administer an IQ test to everyone in order to identify this girl early. Teachers know that she \"just pass standard\" in P1-P3. Teachers also know that the jump from P3 to P4 is very steep. \"Just pass standard\" in lower primary should alert teachers that the girl needs help.

                      No need IQ test.

                      Some kids \"just pass standard\" because they are victims of family violence etc... at home. Their parents tell them \"You're a monster\", \"You're a beast.\", \"Get lost and never come back. I won't miss you.\" They also need LSP and other help. The IQ test won't pick up these kids. But the \"just pass standard\" will.

                      Ideally, you should identify at-risk kids by looking at \"just pass standard\" indicators FIRST. Then you give ONLY these kids the IQ test to determine whether
                      (1) they score poorly because they're slow
                      (2) they score poorly because they have emotional issues

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                        Chenonceau
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                        GLORYmum:

                        Why would anyone complain if they put their sperms through gep prep course voluntarily. complain coz kept in the dark only ba. :please:
                        Me lor... I would complain in the same way that I have been complaining the last 2 years because everyone is sending kids for tuition. My kid... never get tuition... risks being denied opportunities to get into good schools.

                        It's bad enough that I have to teach my own kid. :gloomy: I certainly dowan to have to regularly fiddle with my husband's balls to ensure my kids get into good schools. 😉 Besides, my child-bearing days are over and the next lot of kids will come from DD and DS.

                        Now, imagine what my son-in-law will say to me if I tried to convince him to let me ummm... fiddle with HIS balls. 😄 I already know what my son will say to me if I tried to fiddle with HIS balls - \"Mom, the market has fish balls, sotong balls, beef balls and pork balls... WILL you PLEASE play with those instead of with MINE!\" :nunchuk:

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