Malaysia to get pandas
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Chief hope you are not dehydrated by now ... :rotflmao:
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ChiefKiasu:
may I add in 1 more:
Wah lao... can't believe I almost missed this gem... I laughed until I laosai. W2G... you have to pay for my lomotil.Way2GO:
How to tell a genuine panda fr a fake
1. Check for evidence of stitching.
If have, it’s a fake likely consisting of an outer fur outfit with monkey inside.
2. Tug hard at each ‘eye patch’. If it comes off easily, it’s a fake panda.
If it doesn’t n panda gets agitated n angry, scram away very fast.
3. Raise d right armpit to look for a tag dat says “Made in China”.
If d tag says 'Made in Singapore' or anything other than d preceding exact phrase, then it is a fake.
While at it, take a sniff.
If it smells of onions, it’s a female; if it has a cheesy aroma, it’s a male.
If there’s no smell, it’s a fake.
4. Each genuine panda is stamped with a unique serial number at birth.
Serial number is currently at 80xx. Kai Kai & Jai Jai serial numbers are 8088 n 8089.
Lift up d panda’s short tail to check this number. Please scrutinise carefully.
If d arsehole does not form a perfectly round 'o', it is likely a fake or panda has been bestialized.
5. Check if panda knows kungfu.
Position yourself face to face with panda under examination n adopt a horse stance.
If panda responds immediately with a corresponding kungfu stance in readiness to engage, proceed to exchange a few strokes with d panda to confirm its kungfu skills.
Otherwise if panda pokes u in d eye then scurry off to hide, it is a fake.
6. D panda’s main diet is bamboo. If u offer prata n it consumes it readily, it is a fake.
Though a panda also has a huge body volume n leads a sedentary lifestyle (which includes entirely of eating, shitting, sleeping n making out), it has a low metabolic rate which does not adapt well to curries.
7. If a healthy well-fed panda does not shit at least 30 x or more a day, it is a fake.
8. A panda’s paw has six, NOT five, phalanges. If u counted only five – u hv been shortchanged.
D missing phalanges probably ended up in someone’s tonic soups or medical shops.
9. Run some bleach on its black fur. If d black runs off, it is a fake.
Next apply some bleach on its white fur, if it turns out whiter than true white, d panda is in all likelihood a PAP supporter.
In dis case, even if it is a fake, secure dis FT at all costs without hesitation - MOM's order.
10. if they can understand English, then they are fake. Only monolingual
at the moment (jiang hua yi only). :evil: -
pinky:
may I add in 1 more:
Wah lao... can't believe I almost missed this gem... I laughed until I laosai. W2G... you have to pay for my lomotil.ChiefKiasu:
[quote=\"Way2GO\"]How to tell a genuine panda fr a fake
1. Check for evidence of stitching.
If have, it’s a fake likely consisting of an outer fur outfit with monkey inside.
2. Tug hard at each ‘eye patch’. If it comes off easily, it’s a fake panda.
If it doesn’t n panda gets agitated n angry, scram away very fast.
3. Raise d right armpit to look for a tag dat says “Made in China”.
If d tag says 'Made in Singapore' or anything other than d preceding exact phrase, then it is a fake.
While at it, take a sniff.
If it smells of onions, it’s a female; if it has a cheesy aroma, it’s a male.
If there’s no smell, it’s a fake.
4. Each genuine panda is stamped with a unique serial number at birth.
Serial number is currently at 80xx. Kai Kai & Jai Jai serial numbers are 8088 n 8089.
Lift up d panda’s short tail to check this number. Please scrutinise carefully.
If d arsehole does not form a perfectly round 'o', it is likely a fake or panda has been bestialized.
5. Check if panda knows kungfu.
Position yourself face to face with panda under examination n adopt a horse stance.
If panda responds immediately with a corresponding kungfu stance in readiness to engage, proceed to exchange a few strokes with d panda to confirm its kungfu skills.
Otherwise if panda pokes u in d eye then scurry off to hide, it is a fake.
6. D panda’s main diet is bamboo. If u offer prata n it consumes it readily, it is a fake.
Though a panda also has a huge body volume n leads a sedentary lifestyle (which includes entirely of eating, shitting, sleeping n making out), it has a low metabolic rate which does not adapt well to curries.
7. If a healthy well-fed panda does not shit at least 30 x or more a day, it is a fake.
8. A panda’s paw has six, NOT five, phalanges. If u counted only five – u hv been shortchanged.
D missing phalanges probably ended up in someone’s tonic soups or medical shops.
9. Run some bleach on its black fur. If d black runs off, it is a fake.
Next apply some bleach on its white fur, if it turns out whiter than true white, d panda is in all likelihood a PAP supporter.
In dis case, even if it is a fake, secure dis FT at all costs without hesitation - MOM's order.
10. if they can understand English, then they are fake. Only monolingual
at the moment (jiang hua yi only). :evil:[/quote]not true. ever since the Beijing Olympics, they can say 古特猫宁 -
verykiasu2010:
not true. ever since the Beijing Olympics, they can say 古特猫宁
Really? I thought they would prefer saying 古特奶滴? -
ChiefKiasu:
verykiasu2010:
not true. ever since the Beijing Olympics, they can say 古特猫宁
Really? I thought they would prefer saying 古特奶滴?
wah piang.... :rotflmao: :spank: :spank: -
ChiefKiasu:
Nebber EXPRESS properly is it? kekekeverykiasu2010:
not true. ever since the Beijing Olympics, they can say 古特猫宁
Really? I thought they would prefer saying 古特奶滴?
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ksi:
Nebber EXPRESS properly is it? kekekeChiefKiasu:
[quote=\"verykiasu2010\"]not true. ever since the Beijing Olympics, they can say 古特猫宁
Really? I thought they would prefer saying 古特奶滴?[/quote]Dunno leh. I used hangyu pinyin. Wrongly expressed meh? That's all I can squeeze from my chinese.
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ChiefKiasu:
Dunno leh. I used hangyu pinyin. Wrongly expressed meh? That's all I can squeeze from my chinese.[/quote]No wonder kenna hang already la...use the wrong standards...hanyu pinyin and hangyu pinyin makes a world of difference in expressing... half a tumbler of milk water.... why you split them up?
Nebber EXPRESS properly is it? kekekeksi:
[quote=\"ChiefKiasu\"]
Really? I thought they would prefer saying 古特奶滴? -
ChiefKiasu:
Dunno leh. I used hangyu pinyin. Wrongly expressed meh? That's all I can squeeze from my chinese.[/quote]
Nebber EXPRESS properly is it? kekekeksi:
[quote=\"ChiefKiasu\"]
Really? I thought they would prefer saying 古特奶滴?
Yeeee, I old flower eyes again? :scratchhead: What happen to that half tumbler of milk or water? -
mamago:
Yeeee, I old flower eyes again? :scratchhead: What happen to that half tumbler of milk or water?
No. It is due to that apparition you saw but refused to tell us about. It goes like...
\"Mamagoooo...\"
\"Mammmagooooo....\"
\"You must tell the story of the great wroong done to mee....\"
\"That's the way to go....\"
U better fess up on the other thread.
Now back to regular programming.
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