Kids say the darnest things...
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Muffins:
Wow... Congrats, Muffins! Happy for you. Good job! Keep it up in your future under taking!Yeah, just got my PSLE results. Got into ACSI (IP). :)...
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DH pulled out his credit card to pay for the bill at the restaurant but the waiter asked him if he had any other card which entitled him to a discount.
Waiter: Do you have any members' card?
DH: I beg your pardon. What type of card is that?
DS1: I've got EZ Link card.
DS3: Mine is in my handphone. I've got a SIM card.
Waiter: :? :?
DH: :?: -
GreenQ:
Wow... Congrats, Muffins! Happy for you. Good job! Keep it up in your future under taking!
Thanks guys, hope your kids got into the schools of their choice as well!
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DD1 : Aww daddie!!! You pee in your pants is it?
Hubs : No i didn't! :x
DD1 : Then, why are you soaking your jeans in there?
Hubs : Cos dis jeans are new and its dark colour will stain if i wash
it with the rest. Since there aren't that many blacks to machine wash
at the moment, i just handwash them lar... haiyah...
DD1 : Oh. Oops. Sorry. Didn't know that. Cause usually mummy
washes the soiled clothings separately too, when we have accidents
like urinating in our pants/undies.. Sorry k dad. :oops:
Hubs : Go away. I dun believe it that you actually thought i would
pee in my pants! -
hahaha... buds, your gal is naughty and cute!
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Buds, she's too cute for words :love: and cheeky too
Well, you know the kids same yardstick for all \"why daddy can do what mummy told me I cannot do?!\" :lol: -
Yes GreenQ, she's very very very mischievous but ya lar super cutie! :hugs:
Andaiz, you are 100% correct about em' notty girls using the same yardstick, girl! Spot on! :celebrate: -
[quote]DH pulled out his credit card to pay for the bill at the restaurant but the waiter asked him if he had any other card which entitled him to a discount.
Waiter: Do you have any members' card?
DH: I beg your pardon. What type of card is that?
DS1: I've got EZ Link card.
DS3: Mine is in my handphone. I've got a SIM card.
Waiter:
DH: [/quote]keke... true enough, which card huh? -
This is a typical eg of men are from Mars and women are from Venus. Well, in this case, my boy and my girl. This conversation happened during lunch time.
My boy was giving his point of view on the existence of Nessie (mythical fish) and then coelacanth (dino fish). While on the topic of fish, he suddenly raised the following question.
DS: Mummy, I have not seen a picture of an Oscar before (another type of fish).
Me: (silent, munch, munch, need to swallow before replying)
DD: You have not seen an Oscar? You know, it's a trophy for famous actor/actress for best acting award.
DS: :?
Me: (Choke!!)
DD: :whut: -
buds:
Haha! You have a very observant daughter, buds!DD1 : Aww daddie!!! You pee in your pants is it?
Hubs : No i didn't! :x
DD1 : Then, why are you soaking your jeans in there?
Hubs : Cos dis jeans are new and its dark colour will stain if i wash
it with the rest. Since there aren't that many blacks to machine wash
at the moment, i just handwash them lar... haiyah...
DD1 : Oh. Oops. Sorry. Didn't know that. Cause usually mummy
washes the soiled clothings separately too, when we have accidents
like urinating in our pants/undies.. Sorry k dad. :oops:
Hubs : Go away. I dun believe it that you actually thought i would
pee in my pants!
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