Kids say the darnest things...

[buds]

Yes GreenQ, she's very very very mischievous but ya lar super cutie! :hugs:


Andaiz, you are 100% correct about em' notty girls using the same yardstick, girl! Spot on! :celebrate:

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[quote]DH pulled out his credit card to pay for the bill at the restaurant but the waiter asked him if he had any other card which entitled him to a discount.

Waiter: Do you have any members' card?
DH: I beg your pardon. What type of card is that?
DS1: I've got EZ Link card.
DS3: Mine is in my handphone. I've got a SIM card.
Waiter:
DH: [/quote]keke... true enough, which card huh?

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This is a typical eg of men are from Mars and women are from Venus. Well, in this case, my boy and my girl. This conversation happened during lunch time.


My boy was giving his point of view on the existence of Nessie (mythical fish) and then coelacanth (dino fish). While on the topic of fish, he suddenly raised the following question.

DS: Mummy, I have not seen a picture of an Oscar before (another type of fish).
Me: (silent, munch, munch, need to swallow before replying)
DD: You have not seen an Oscar? You know, it's a trophy for famous actor/actress for best acting award.
DS: :?
Me: (Choke!!)
DD: :whut:

[Muffins]

buds:

DD1 : Aww daddie!!! You pee in your pants is it?


Hubs : No i didn't! :x

DD1 : Then, why are you soaking your jeans in there?

Hubs : Cos dis jeans are new and its dark colour will stain if i wash
it with the rest. Since there aren't that many blacks to machine wash
at the moment, i just handwash them lar... haiyah...

DD1 : Oh. Oops. Sorry. Didn't know that. Cause usually mummy
washes the soiled clothings separately too, when we have accidents
like urinating in our pants/undies.. Sorry k dad. :oops:

Hubs : Go away. I dun believe it that you actually thought i would
pee in my pants!

Haha! You have a very observant daughter, buds!

[Muffins]

autumnbronze:

Muffins:

Yeah, just got my PSLE results. Got into ACSI (IP).

And I know what you mean about us kids being naughty and driving our parents over the wall. I do it all the time... :oops:

Hi Muffins,

:congrats: on your results!!

Thanks autumnbronze. :thankyou:

[autumnbronze]

Muffins:

Thanks autumnbronze. :thankyou:

Hi Muffins,

You'er most :welcome: my dear ....

Enjoy your hols

[tankee]

Me: DS, why are you misbehaving? why do we have we repeat ourselves when we ask you to stop <<doing>> .....


DS : ... :oops: ... I do not know ....

Me: you are a good boy, but why aren't you behaving like one today and daddy & mommy have to nag?

DS: .... I do not know ... maybe I got a naughty spell ....

Me: .... er .... so are you going to start behaving?

DS: Yes. The spell is gone

[Andaiz]

tankee:

Me: DS, why are you misbehaving? why do we have we repeat ourselves when we ask you to stop <<doing>> .....


DS : ... :oops: ... I do not know ....

Me: you are a good boy, but why aren't you behaving like one today and daddy & mommy have to nag?

DS: .... I do not know ... maybe I got a naughty spell ....

Me: .... er .... so are you start behaving?

DS: Yes. The spell is gone

tankee...your DS watched too much Harry Potter izzit!
Cute!

[tankee]

at NTUC one day ...


DS : Mommy Mommy ... See, there is EnfaMom! You can drink EnfaMom and I drink EnfaSchool .... but there is no EnfaDad, no milk for daddy.

[tankee]

Andaiz:

tankee...your DS watched too much Harry Potter izzit!
Cute!

thanks ..