Extra Marital Affair

[Way2GO]

Andaiz:

kiasimom:

[quote=\"tankee\"]
lousy thing to say to wifey even it's true
:idea: maybe it is his that is getting smaller

Possible meh :laugh:

Of course it's possible mah! It happens everytime I take a cold shower :wrongmove:
Whichever way it is, if the guy's no longer interested, he'd find all sorts of excuse! :x[/quote] How's this for an excuse: My ..... is getting too small to fit into your .... : irreconcilable DIFFERENCE - valid ground for divorce? :!: :rotflmao:

[buds]

The ladies may also stake claim this way.


Wifey Laser 1 : I don't think you're big enough for me. Period.

Wifey Laser 2 : I need something harder to satisfy me. And you're not.
Obviously. :roll:

Wifey Laser 3 : Your little didi needs to wake up his idea or i'm leaving.

Wifey Laser 4 : I dun do short stints.

Wifey Laser 5 : I'm into marathons, love. I only do long runs.
So, if you can't keep up, don't even bother warming up.

Wifey Laser 6 : Pointing to p***** scene on screen, do what he's doing
only so much better or else i'm sleepin.

Wifey Laser 7 : Go screw someone your own size. Small screws don't
work on me.

Wifey Laser 8 : Run your own \"sprints\"...

Wifey Laser 9 : Arh? Small fries nia? Not interested.

Wifey Laser 10 : I'm not into spaghetti. Sori.

[buds]

Buds not herself today it seems.

Her dark hyde is showing itself.
Many apologies. :oops:

Just somehow p***ed with lame
husband stories today. Guess it
got to me. :oops: Sollie..

[kiasimom]

I have heard of women going to surgeon to "sew" the bottom small surgically just to satisfy their husbands sexual desire.

I can imagine the pain they have to go through. Imagine feeling sore and painful after the surgery.
I really feel sorry for them. To quote what buds says, if a man wants to betray you, he can come up with thousands of reasons, never mind if you look like ms world or have the tiniest bottom.
They will stray all the same.

That’s why I always remind DH that if he betrays me, I will never forgive him. I cannot accept the same stirrer that goes and stir another cup.
It is just so gross to know this stirrer is stained and not exclusive anymore.

I ever tell DH no matter how he change in appearance in future, he is still him and no matter how I change in my appearance, I am still me!
I will still love him for who he is and he should love me for who I am.

We honour the wedding vows we took and respect our marriage.
I seriously warn him, even though I love him greatly, but if one day he betrays the vow,. this love won’t justify his mistake.

[Andaiz]

kiasimom:

We honour the wedding vows we took and respect our marriage.

I seriously warn him, even though I love him greatly, but if one day he betrays the vow,. this love won't justify his mistake.

way to go, sista...he better remember or else :evil: kenna bobbit to make it permanently smaller than he knows...:evil:

[corneyAmber]

buds:

Buds not herself today it seems.

Her dark hyde is showing itself.
Many apologies. :oops:

Just somehow p***ed with lame
husband stories today. Guess it
got to me. :oops: Sollie..

Your replies are funny. Had a good laugh.
Hope you feel better today as I know you could not sleep last night.

[ZacK]

buds:

Wifey Laser 5 : I'm into marathons, love. I only do long runs.
So, if you can't keep up, don't even bother warming up.

Is that why bud_hubs is into marathons?

Chill sis ... :grphug:

[buds]

Andaiz:

kiasimom:

We honour the wedding vows we took and respect our marriage.

I seriously warn him, even though I love him greatly, but if one day he betrays the vow,. this love won't justify his mistake.

way to go, sista...he better remember or else :evil: kenna bobbit to make it permanently smaller than he knows...:evil:

What the fish?? :!:
Kena bobbit sia! :laugh:
Hilarious yo!!! :rotflmao:
I'm squeezing my thighs together now
just at the thought of that wor... :scared:

[buds]

ZacK:

buds:

Wifey Laser 5 : I'm into marathons, love. I only do long runs.
So, if you can't keep up, don't even bother warming up.

Is that why bud_hubs is into marathons?

Ask him.

ZacK:

Chill sis ... :grphug:

Thanks. Needed that, bro.

[autumnbronze]

Way2GO:

3Boys:

[quote=\"kiasimom\"].... Women are like cups, can only be stirred with a stirrer, men are like stirrer, can stir many cups!\"

I have a coffee cup at home that holds all my stirrers, about 20 of them.....am I talking about the right thing?

3Boys, BIGGG coffeecup you have there :!:[/quote]

buds:

The ladies may also stake claim this way.

Wifey Laser 1 : I don't think you're big enough for me. Period.

Wifey Laser 2 : I need something harder to satisfy me. And you're not.
Obviously. :roll:

Wifey Laser 3 : Your little didi needs to wake up his idea or i'm leaving.

Wifey Laser 4 : I dun do short stints.

Wifey Laser 5 : I'm into marathons, love. I only do long runs.
So, if you can't keep up, don't even bother warming up.

Wifey Laser 6 : Pointing to p***** scene on screen, do what he's doing
only so much better or else i'm sleepin.

Wifey Laser 7 : Go screw someone your own size. Small screws don't
work on me.

Wifey Laser 8 : Run your own \"sprints\"...

Wifey Laser 9 : Arh? Small fries nia? Not interested.

Wifey Laser 10 : I'm not into spaghetti. Sori.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

BTW, DH who is currently working beside me now thinks I've gone bonkers ... :roll: