Kids say the darnest things...

[hquek]

Was with ds2 (6 yo) at a bookshop and he suddenly shouted "now I know I’m a weighing machine!". I’ve heard his brother tell him he is various stuff but never weighing machine.


Turn out he was looking at books on astrology for 2013. I learnt something new.

[ChiefKiasu]

hquek:

Was with ds2 (6 yo) at a bookshop and he suddenly shouted \"now I know I'm a weighing machine!\". I've heard his brother tell him he is various stuff but never weighing machine.


Turn out he was looking at books on astrology for 2013. I learnt something new.

What's the connection between astrology and weighing machine? :?

[linden2000]

ChiefKiasu:

hquek:

Was with ds2 (6 yo) at a bookshop and he suddenly shouted \"now I know I'm a weighing machine!\". I've heard his brother tell him he is various stuff but never weighing machine.


Turn out he was looking at books on astrology for 2013. I learnt something new.

What's the connection between astrology and weighing machine? :?

Maybe he meant weighing scale, as in his sign is Libra? :?

[ChiefKiasu]

linden2000:

Maybe he meant weighing scale, as in his sign is Libra? :?

Oic... sorry I'm a bit dense :rotflmao:

[buds]

Nihauma:

My dd is eight months old and is at the age where she puts everything in her mouth. She especially likes paper and cardboards.

One evening, ds, 7, dd and I went to the park. Before we went out , I cooked dd's porridge on the slow cooker. When we got home I checked the mail box and found a lot of brochures. I commented: wa, so many brochures!
Upon returning home, I checked the porridge and found it was not ready. I commented: aiya, porridge is not ready!
Ds said to dd: mei mei, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is your porridge is not ready. The good news is you can eat all these papers. :faint:

Aiyoh! Same! :slapshead: My 7mth old dragon_boi's favourite diet is also paper products! :hi5:



Cardboard books = Raw
Papers = Medium rare
Tissue = Well done

[buds]

*very loud farting sound*


Everyone : Ewwww! :sick:

DD2 : Was that you? :rant:

Hubs : :whut: (With a :itwasntme: look) Excuse me?!
Hubs : It's not me hokay! :roll:

DD2 : Then why did you say excuse me?

[mel2sg]

I punished my boy for some mischiefs he did. After awhile & bathing him in toilet he tried to get back at me:


Boy: I am very angry with you for punishing me

Me: If you said that again, I will punish you more as you still do not understand your mistakes.

Boy: Then I am angry with Mummy.

Me: Blur…Why?

Boy: I am angry with Mummy for marrying a fierce man.

I dont know to be angry or happy with his comment.

[concern2]

buds:

*very loud farting sound*


Everyone : Ewwww! :sick:

DD2 : Was that you? :rant:

Hubs : :whut: (With a :itwasntme: look) Excuse me?!
Hubs : It's not me hokay! :roll:

DD2 : Then why did you say excuse me?

That was quick.

[concern2]

Recently there’s a lozenges ad on TV with a ‘Bruce Lee’ doing the characteristic high pitch scream. Last night I saw the ad for the first time and muttered,"What, like Li Xiao Long arh…" and DS exclaimed, " Ha? Lee Hsien Loong?? "


LOL! Never knew their names sounded so similar until now…

[Nihauma]

buds:

Nihauma:

My dd is eight months old and is at the age where she puts everything in her mouth. She especially likes paper and cardboards.

One evening, ds, 7, dd and I went to the park. Before we went out , I cooked dd's porridge on the slow cooker. When we got home I checked the mail box and found a lot of brochures. I commented: wa, so many brochures!
Upon returning home, I checked the porridge and found it was not ready. I commented: aiya, porridge is not ready!
Ds said to dd: mei mei, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is your porridge is not ready. The good news is you can eat all these papers. :faint:

Aiyoh! Same! :slapshead: My 7mth old dragon_boi's favourite diet is also paper products! :hi5:



Cardboard books = Raw
Papers = Medium rare
Tissue = Well done

Haha...nowadays papers taste better maybe? U try la...