Kids say the darnest things...

[2hotTOhandle]

My MIL had moved out and I wanted to ask my mum to move in to help with my 2 DDs. But I was too shy to ask so asked DD1 to ask her grandma.


Me: Can you ask porpor if she wants to move in with us?
DD1: You ask la. Mother and daughter no need to be shy!
Me: …

Another day, my mum asked DD1 to beg ah mah to move back in.

My mum: Why don’t you beg ah ma to come back home?
DD1: I’d rather beg you!

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry…

[TheAnswer]

concern2:

Overheard kids' conversation:


DS: Who is the boss of the MRT huh?
DD: The one who says \"Doors closing..tee tee tee tee..\"

Me: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

:rotflmao:

[KSmom8]

Conversation between DS2 (5 years old) and me...


DS2: We should send Gor Gor (DS1 - 12 years old) to cooking class.
Me: Why?
DS2: So he can learn to cook Chicken Rice ( DS2's favorite food).
Me: Why don't you send me to cooking class then?
DS2: Noooo!!!
Me: Why???
DS2: Because .... I don't have a driving license!

It was tough keeping a straight face.... :rotflmao: I had to agree with his point.

[straffan23]

KSmom8:

Conversation between DS2 (5 years old) and me...


DS2: We should send Gor Gor (DS1 - 12 years old) to cooking class.
Me: Why?
DS2: So he can learn to cook Chicken Rice ( DS2's favorite food).
Me: Why don't you send me to cooking class then?
DS2: Noooo!!!
Me: Why???
DS2: Because .... I don't have a driving license!

It was tough keeping a straight face.... :rotflmao: I had to agree with his point.

:boogie: :boogie: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[Mawar]

straffan23:

KSmom8:

Conversation between DS2 (5 years old) and me...


DS2: We should send Gor Gor (DS1 - 12 years old) to cooking class.
Me: Why?
DS2: So he can learn to cook Chicken Rice ( DS2's favorite food).
Me: Why don't you send me to cooking class then?
DS2: Noooo!!!
Me: Why???
DS2: Because .... I don't have a driving license!

It was tough keeping a straight face.... :rotflmao: I had to agree with his point.

:boogie: :boogie: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

I love his logic!!!!

[camleelaa]

3+ yr DS: Daddy, do my feet grow?

Daddy: Yes.
DS: Do Crocs grow? (he means the shoes)
Daddy: No, only living things grow.
DS: What about the living room?

[Sun_2010]

camleelaa:

3+ yr DS: Daddy, do my feet grow?

Daddy: Yes.
DS: Do Crocs grow? (he means the shoes)
Daddy: No, only living things grow.
DS: What about the living room?

Wow, your DS is a smart one!!

Being stumped by a kid - the joys of parenting

[ScaredyMum]

Sun_2010:

camleelaa:

3+ yr DS: Daddy, do my feet grow?

Daddy: Yes.
DS: Do Crocs grow? (he means the shoes)
Daddy: No, only living things grow.
DS: What about the living room?

Wow, your DS is a smart one!!

Being stumped by a kid - the joys of parenting

:rotflmao:

Doesn't that prompt us to think why is Living room called a Living room and not something else like Family room?

[3chips]

My DD just joined P1 this year so she’s clueless about the way her school uses the term ‘house’ to place then into different color groups. So one day after school, she asks,


DD: mummy, u r going to buy a new house right?
Me: mmmm…
DD: so what color are u going to paint our new house? Are you going to paint it green?
Me: No dear, I like sea breeze blue so I’m going to paint it blue.
DD: then how? My teacher says I’m in the green house. So I have to exchange T-shirt with my friend!

[AdonciaTang]

3chips:

My DD just joined P1 this year so she's clueless about the way her school uses the term 'house' to place then into different color groups. So one day after school, she asks,


DD: mummy, u r going to buy a new house right?
Me: mmmm...
DD: so what color are u going to paint our new house? Are you going to paint it green?
Me: No dear, I like sea breeze blue so I'm going to paint it blue.
DD: then how? My teacher says I'm in the green house. So I have to exchange T-shirt with my friend!

SO CUTE!