Club Super Aunties

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janet_lee88:

ChiefKiasu:

[quote=\"janet_lee88\"]Chief,

Now that you have read answers to your questions...I believe you have an even better understanding of women right ? :evil:

Where do you think I get my questions and answers from? From the ultimate super aunty of all - Mrs CKS lor.

I believe you must be one super understanding, considerate and caring Mr CKS. Having so many women addicted to this forum must have given you more insight about what women want.[/quote]Like Mel Gibson. :evil:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mow1lpeD3g

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ChiefKiasu:

buds:

... So you did see Chiefy feel those mangoes and pinch those grapes.:yikes: ...

Oi... I don't pinch grapes. I only shake watermelons, ok.

Aaahh, penguins like it rough eh? :evil:

Watermelons don't need shaking prior to juicing you know?
So why do you like to shake watermelons again? :idea:

Is this another one of your super aunty tips too?
In search for the perfect melons?

[janet88]

So Chief also got electrocuted to be able to think what we women want?

After reading that post about HIM (Chief, not HKG actor HIM Law), I wonder what else does he do at the supermarket, besides shaking watermelons. Does he shake durians too?

[ChiefKiasu]

You all har... call yourselves super aunties some more. You shake the watermelon to feel or hear the water content mah. The more sloshing you feel or hear, the more juicy the melon.


@ janet: You go shake durian lor. I oso want to see :siao:

[Nihauma]

yes yes i like this thread too. altho i wouldnt want to admit i am aunty at all. children called me aunty and i corrected them. call me cheh cheh. haha. so i valiantly took the test and i scored 14. yippee??

[ChiefKiasu]

Nihauma:

yes yes i like this thread too. altho i wouldnt want to admit i am aunty at all. children called me aunty and i corrected them. call me cheh cheh. haha. so i valiantly took the test and i scored 14. yippee??

Don't be too happy. You are halfway there already :evil:

Speaking of which, my 8yo daughter was devastated last December when she found that she had inadvertently become an aunty, courtesy of our first grand nephew being born to the family. She was inconsolable :rotflmao:

[janet88]

ChiefKiasu:

You all har... call yourselves super aunties some more. You shake the watermelon to feel or hear the water content mah. The more sloshing you feel or hear, the more juicy the melon.


@ janet: You go shake durian lor. I oso want to see :siao:

I didn't know shaking watermelons is to hear how juicy it is MAH. Aiyoh.

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ChiefKiasu:

You all har... call yourselves super aunties some more. You shake the watermelon to feel or hear the water content mah. The more sloshing you feel or hear, the more juicy the melon.

What sloshing?
If it sloshes, that's one darn rotten melon awrite. :rotflmao:

Chiefy, melons meant to be juicy but only when you slurp from the tips.

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From the tip of the triangle-cut-watermelon lag!
What were you thinking?

ChiefKiasu:

@ janet: You go shake durian lor. I oso want to see :siao:

:rotflmao:

But seriously, the durian ah peks do that to hear the seeds.. attached or detached from skin.. hollow sound or no sound..

If size does matter, shake your durians by all means. Serious.

[janet88]

Nihauma:

yes yes i like this thread too. altho i wouldnt want to admit i am aunty at all. children called me aunty and i corrected them. call me cheh cheh. haha. so i valiantly took the test and i scored 14. yippee??

I love thus particular thread.
If children call me aunty, I will also correct them.
Aunty???

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ChiefKiasu:

Speaking of which, my 8yo daughter was devastated last December when she found that she had inadvertently become an aunty, courtesy of our first grand nephew being born to the family. She was inconsolable :rotflmao:

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php