Kids say the darnest things...

[AdonciaTang]

tutormum:

I was teaching my P5 maths class on area of triangles and shown them that if a triangle is drawn inside a rectangle in a certain way, the total area will always be half of the rectangle. I used a complicated example and did some calculations.


Me: See, so instead of calculating the area for every triangles and less the answer from the area of the rectangle, you just need to find the area of the rectangle and half it. I just prove my point.

Picking on a student who is never attentive in class. I asked: XXX, what have I just proved?

XXX: eeerrr, you have just proved.... your point.

Me: :faint: :slapshead:

Funny!

[jedamum]

My ds2 likes to stand up even when eating his meals. This morning, he was squatting on his chair during breakfast when..


Me: Why don't you sit on the chair? I noticed that you were standing most of the time during English (enrichment) class. Chairs are for sitting.
ds2: I only sit down in school. At home, can stand, must stand.
Me: Why so?
ds2: When I sit down, feels like my backside is burning and going to explode.

:faint:

[buds]

This just in..


After fixing up the train tracks for chubs, i asked how come he wasn't playing with his trains yet. So i said, \"Take your trains, baby... take Thomas, Edward, Henry, James, Percy...\"

Chubs : It's Thomas AND his friends.

[Sun_2010]

:rotflmao:

buds:

This just in..


After fixing up the train tracks for chubs, i asked how come he wasn't playing with his trains yet. So i said, \"Take your trains, baby... take Thomas, Edward, Henry, James, Percy...\"

Chubs : It's Thomas AND his friends.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Educating his mom is he

[jedamum]

buds:

This just in..


After fixing up the train tracks for chubs, i asked how come he wasn't playing with his trains yet. So i said, \"Take your trains, baby... take Thomas, Edward, Henry, James, Percy...\"

Chubs : It's Thomas AND his friends.

lol...implying that mummy is naggy? :siam:

[buds]

Kids..




Teaching me conjunctions.

[Sun_2010]

jedamum:

My ds2 likes to stand up even when eating his meals. This morning, he was squatting on his chair during breakfast when..


Me: Why don't you sit on the chair? I noticed that you were standing most of the time during English (enrichment) class. Chairs are for sitting.
ds2: I only sit down in school. At home, can stand, must stand.
Me: Why so?
ds2: When I sit down, feels like my backside is burning and going to explode.

:faint:

Jedamum, I think your DS's answer is very perceptive.

DS does the same too and it irritates me. I never asked him why , only chided and nagged him to sit down :oops:
It kinda makes me understand my DS. Thats precisely how he behaves - as if his butt is on fire.

[buds]

My DD2's bummy bum got worms. :roll:

[jedamum]

buds:

My DD2's bummy bum got worms. :roll:

:yikes:

[buds]

Queen of fidgets.