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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • T Offline
      TheAnswer
      last edited by

      buds:
      Queen of fidgets.

      I have the king of all fidgets :evil:

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        buds
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        Brought the boys out this morning and my tiger_chubs... he was repeating something i said to his elder sisters.. :skeptical:


        Chubs : Mommy..

        Me : Yes darling..

        Chubs : Cannot say ay..

        Me : You mean eh? Yes, correct. Cannot call people eh.

        Chubs : It's loud.

        Me : You meant to say.. \"It's rude?\" Yes, darling. It's rude to call people eh.

        Chubs : Ok. It's wood. ( ie. rude. )

        Me : :rotflmao: ( in my heart )

        Chubs : Mommy, we cannot say ay.. ( wagging his pointer left to right ). It's wood ( rude ).

        Chubs : Ay is for apple. (nodding confidently)

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          Funz
          last edited by

          buds:
          Brought the boys out this morning and my tiger_chubs... he was repeating something i said to his elder sisters.. :skeptical:


          Chubs : Mommy..

          Me : Yes darling..

          Chubs : Cannot say ay..

          Me : You mean eh? Yes, correct. Cannot call people eh.

          Chubs : It's loud.

          Me : You meant to say.. \"It's rude?\" Yes, darling. It's rude to call people eh.

          Chubs : Ok. It's wood. ( ie. rude. )

          Me : :rotflmao: ( in my heart )

          Chubs : Mommy, we cannot say ay.. ( wagging his pointer left to right ). It's wood ( rude ).

          Chubs : Ay is for apple. (nodding confidently)
          I so miss them when they are at that stage. Starting to string words and sentences together. I remember how DS was like when he started talking. No one except mummy could make out what he was trying to say. Super cute.

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          • B Offline
            buds
            last edited by

            Yup.. same here. Only I could make out the secret codes. :rotflmao:


            Then the rest of the family will echo their... \"Orrrhh....\"

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              Sun_2010
              last edited by

              buds:
              Brought the boys out this morning and my tiger_chubs... he was repeating something i said to his elder sisters.. :skeptical:


              Chubs : Mommy..

              Me : Yes darling..

              Chubs : Cannot say ay..

              Me : You mean eh? Yes, correct. Cannot call people eh.

              Chubs : It's loud.

              Me : You meant to say.. \"It's rude?\" Yes, darling. It's rude to call people eh.

              Chubs : Ok. It's wood. ( ie. rude. )

              Me : :rotflmao: ( in my heart )

              Chubs : Mommy, we cannot say ay.. ( wagging his pointer left to right ). It's wood ( rude ).

              Chubs : Ay is for apple. (nodding confidently)
              :love:
              Oh I can so picturize that . I wanna a baby too ... 😢

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                KSmom8
                last edited by

                buds:
                Brought the boys out this morning and my tiger_chubs... he was repeating something i said to his elder sisters.. :skeptical:


                Chubs : Mommy..

                Me : Yes darling..

                Chubs : Cannot say ay..

                Me : You mean eh? Yes, correct. Cannot call people eh.

                Chubs : It's loud.

                Me : You meant to say.. \"It's rude?\" Yes, darling. It's rude to call people eh.

                Chubs : Ok. It's wood. ( ie. rude. )

                Me : :rotflmao: ( in my heart )

                Chubs : Mommy, we cannot say ay.. ( wagging his pointer left to right ). It's wood ( rude ).

                Chubs : Ay is for apple. (nodding confidently)
                :rotflmao:

                Moms understand their kids ... Even when they are older, and mumble and swear under their breath... Barely audible but we can hear ( though sometimes we pretend not to ).

                Thanks for sharing and brightening my day!

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                  KSmom8
                  last edited by

                  Conversation between DS2 (5 YO) and I on a new enrichment class.


                  Me: do you prefer a girl teacher or boy teacher for the class?

                  DS2: nice teacher ( without any hesitation ).

                  I couldn’t stop smiling… DS knew what’s more important. Silly me.

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                  • FunzF Offline
                    Funz
                    last edited by

                    Sun_2010:
                    buds:

                    Brought the boys out this morning and my tiger_chubs... he was repeating something i said to his elder sisters.. :skeptical:


                    Chubs : Mommy..

                    Me : Yes darling..

                    Chubs : Cannot say ay..

                    Me : You mean eh? Yes, correct. Cannot call people eh.

                    Chubs : It's loud.

                    Me : You meant to say.. \"It's rude?\" Yes, darling. It's rude to call people eh.

                    Chubs : Ok. It's wood. ( ie. rude. )

                    Me : :rotflmao: ( in my heart )

                    Chubs : Mommy, we cannot say ay.. ( wagging his pointer left to right ). It's wood ( rude ).

                    Chubs : Ay is for apple. (nodding confidently)

                    :love:
                    Oh I can so picturize that . I wanna a baby too ... :cry:

                    My sentiments exactly! Well I have a new nephew, told my sis I will borrow him now and then to satisfy my 'baby craving'. They are just so precious.

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                      JJ1111
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                      mel2sg:
                      My 7-years old son, 72-years old father and me walked into a petrol kiosk as the attendant was filling-up the car.


                      As I wanted to get some drinks, I walked to the corner of store, leaving boy with my dad. After a while, my dad asked my boy - \"where is your Father?\"

                      My son replied - \"He is your son, you should take care of him\"

                      my dad :stupid:
                      LOL!!! So funny!!!!!!!!!! :rotflmao:

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                        tutormum
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                        Was teaching my P3 class the words "exit" and "entrance".


                        XXX: I know, the ‘exit’ sign can be found in the mall.

                        Wanting to explain that both words can be used at the same place,

                        Me: Yes, when you are in the mall, you can see the ‘exit’ sign which helps you to find your way out. ‘Exit’ is way to go out and ‘entrance’ is way to go in. So, on the other side of the ‘exit’ sign, it’ll be… (intending to say ‘entrance’)

                        XXX: welcome

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